San Marino tonight ?

He loves scoring against the big sides

Kane again

6-0

Good finnish

6

Get the brackets ready...

Could be double figures

What’s the record win ?

9-0

sir harry kane rewarded for services of scoring against pub teams

They should go for it but knowing Gareth he’ll shore it up and by a comfortable 7

They’ll ease of in the 2nd half

SAN Marino might get a shot 2nd half

if they brought gary lineker on now at 60 i am confident he could finally get past charltons 49 tonight san marino are that bad

Hold the line
N.Ireland

Meanwhile Scotland are playing like they are Brazil

Norn Iron 0-0 Italy.  Have Italy fully qualified?

Got my over 5.5, could have been a bit bolder but happy enough with that.

Conor Gallagher...is he another Irish lad poached by England?

Well done Kane, but the "goalscoring record" is utterly meaningless. If you take away the pens and tap-ins from these crap games you would be left with a much more realistic total. In another 10 or 20 years when they are playing the World Cup every year, another flat-track bully will be scoring even more against even more pub-level sides.

wd Slippy, good shout. It's great when they come in early. Wish I'd been a bit braver meself, and gone the whole hog & bet £3.50 instead of £2

Nov 15, 2021 -- 8:48PM, Des Pond wrote:

Well done Kane, but the "goalscoring record" is utterly meaningless. If you take away the pens and tap-ins from these crap games you would be left with a much more realistic total. In another 10 or 20 years when they are playing the World Cup every year, another flat-track bully will be scoring even more against even more pub-level sides.

Then we need to remove Rooney's, Lineker's penalties from their tally. Weird argument.

and tap-ins.

Italy need to win if Swiss win

Nov 15, 2021 -- 8:49PM, SontaranStratagem wrote:

Italy need to win if Swiss win

Ok cheers. Swiss 1.2 at HT and 0-0 is strange. Unless Bulgaria have had two men sent off.

Rooney record is little better. Lineker had far fewer games against minnows

1-0 Swiss. Bulgaria must be an extremely poor team if Swiss were at such short odds.

Nov 15, 2021 -- 8:52PM, Des Pond wrote:

Rooney record is little better. Lineker had far fewer games against minnows

But he was a goal hanger.

The stats show a very dominant Swiss

Bulgaria have barely got into their half

Wd slippy.

the point is the goal-scoring record is cheapened to the point of meaning nothing. Would Kane and Roonet have scored half as many against the teams that Charlton scored against? I think not.

Enjoy the pot noodle hfink

Well earned

Italy in the playoff as it stands

Bulgaria do remain surprisingly poor considering some decent history but agree that felt very short - the sofa score momentum chart suggests fairly extreme one way traffic that said..haven't watched any..

Our man Gallagher on, Palace will never be able to afford him now.

To be fair charlton had the home
internationals to boost his total.

Gareth happy with 0-6 it seems

He’s a boring buck tooth waste of skin

Abraham

Abraham Simpson would have scored that

Smith Rowe ...high hopes for this lad..wasn't in the squad for these originally

Nov 15, 2021 -- 8:28PM, ----you-have-to-laugh--- wrote:

Get the brackets ready...

Ok, 7 (seven).

Kane off and about f*cking time eh.

Swiss 2 up

If Swiss score two more Italy need to score twice

Tonight’s Union Dividend:

1. Austria TV : Austria match
2. Israeli TV: Israeli match
3. Polish TV: Polish match
4. Hungarian TV: Hungary match
5. Albanian TV: Albania match
6. Scottish TV: England match

Swiss 3-0

Italy winning won’t be enough

Italy getting very frustrated now

Italy are going to bury untold amounts of accas if they don't win this, mine included...

Cheers YHTL.
But as has been remarked before, seems a bit wrong that S.Marino are allowed to play at this level.
Aye up, seven up! Can't see San Marino coming back from this now!

Var I think

Still 2-0 Swiss

Italy still hungover I think

Winning a big tournament and the run they went on will have taken it out of them

0-8 (eight)

Anyone remember Forfar 4, East Fife 5. 4-5?

If Gareth had any self respect he’d let them run riot and score 10

9?

Bellingham someone any true England fan will be desperate not to go to Utd...about the only way his career can derail currently..

Yes.   The England's women's team would give this mob a good game/.

I do sofaking 

the refs bonkers

Swiss 3-0

Exactly brentford! But I do hear United are looking for a new CBW (Central Bench Warmer) - van de Beek and Sancho can't be expected do it all on their own!

Even spurs would give san marino a game they're that bad.

Faroe Islands 2-0 down at Israel, now 2-2

Swiss are taking it out of Italy’s hands with the goal difference

Can the Irish do what England couldn’t and stop Italy scoring?

tidy finish that...not sold on him but that was quality..

It’s why I don’t do accums

Always one usually

12 minutes to get themselves knighted

0-9. Tamara Abraham.

Jesus wept is it 10?

You'd think san marino would call it a day trying to qualify for the world cup every 4 years. There's more chance of lucifer appearing outside the vatican than it happening.

I think it’s time them and the other whipping boys were put into their own league and tournament

They gain nothing from this every game ffs

I bet England feel like big men after this

How would the best women's team in world football do against San Marino (serious question)?

lose

Nov 15, 2021 -- 9:25PM, wolf3011 wrote:

lose

I think so too. They regularly get walloped by Underage boys teams.

The best womens team ( world champions) played an under 15s a few years ago and lost didnt they?

Lose yes

Women’s football is bottom of the barrel

England’s men would literally pass it round them like they were traffic cones. Have you seen how slow the women are ?

England have been very efficient

That said san marino are truly rancid, I suspect there are better pub teams knocking about

agree yhtl, considering it's virtually a 'no win' fixture they've at least turned into a very professional job and rewarded the fans there..

England’s men actually tried against say the US women I suspect it would 20-0 comfortably

They’d pass around them for fun in the last 20 minutes as well when the women’s legs are gone

I havnt got any cigar pics
like what mega posts, but...

We had a semi professional side play us down the park when we were teenagers and they did nothing but play around us with a bit of movement in the last 20 minutes

We did ok for like 30 minutes but once our legs were heavy we conceded like 8 goals amd they weren’t really trying ffs

Itd be the same with the women’s team vs the men

OMG

Northern Ireland 0-0 Italy.

N.I.  Should have nicked it at the death.

Italy and Portugal in the playoffs

Plus Switzerland beat Bulgaria 4-0.

can imagine the slating England would have got relying on the playoff route in a group with Switzerland the only competition...

Italy and Portugal lurking
in the playoffs.

Italy won’t be that bothered after winning the Euros though

They’ve been on a downer since

Are Scotland seeded now for the play-offs?

pretty sure scotland now seeded, remarkable performance tonight

Post Euphoria Depression sonts' ?

Italian fans don't rest on their laurels though...they'll need to get through at least..

Yeah Brentford

For every high there has to be a comedown

If they do they might have got back on the bike by the World Cup

Greavsie and Bobby Charlton would have 200 international goals in this ludicrous modern farce of England beating San Marino and Andorra under 9's home away.

Yes, I wouldn't have Kane anywhere the top of the best English forwards. These games just allow him to bag a hatful against rubbish teams and make up for the times he has been poor.

We once challenged one of the other local stations to a game mainly as an excuse to have a game of footie and drink loads of beer together....both sides had a choice of 64 players most of whom had very little contact with the game since leaving school, myself included......one of their players played amateur football at a very good level, think it was Farsley Celtic he played for.......we couldn't get the ball off him and whenever he got the ball near the goal he scored....that was one player making a hell of a difference.

"We had a semi professional side play us down the park when we were teenagers and they did nothing but play around us with a bit of movement in the last 20 minutes

We did ok for like 30 minutes but once our legs were heavy we conceded like 8 goals amd they weren’t really trying ffs

Itd be the same with the women’s team vs the men"

If England Women's national side played the San Marino Men's national side I'd be shocked if San Marino didn't win by at least 10.  I think it would be nearer 20.  Physically they just couldn't compete and whilst San Marino might be awful compared to international teams the above post highlights compared to your average Joe they'd be at a very good level.

I think that the USA Women's team played Dallas boys u-15 side and lost 5-0

"Yes, I wouldn't have Kane anywhere the top of the best English forwards. These games just allow him to bag a hatful against rubbish teams and make up for the times he has been poor"

You can't go back over 50 years since sport has moved on massively since the 60s.  I do believe the 66 winning side would get hammered if they were playing today.  It's from the 70s onwards where sport became properly professional and standards rose dramatically.  I can only think of Keegan Lineker Shearer Owen and Rooney comparable to Kane, so he has to be near the top.  Personally I think Keegan is top as he won the Ballon D'Or twice in a row.  Owen won it too, but his elite level career was over very quickly and he's arguably the worst Ballon D'Or winner in recent memory.  I'd rate him last of the six.  Not much to choose between the other 4.  All very good, but definitely not Ballon D'Or winning level

Lineker for me would be the best goalscorer England have had in my lifetime.(67)

How many international breaks have we had this season?  cos of that filth West Ham have a fixture pile up.  Something like 12 games in 37 days. Why?  so that arry can pretend he has still got it?  so that the man u capt can look an even bigger tool than we 1st thought?  so that sir g can make wise buddha like poses on the touchline as we batter the dishwashers of european football.  The football calender needs a revamp