Scottish... Can You Answer This

Its scottish for 'I'm a weegie pyyfta'

It should be "Ya absolute dancer ye"
From the world of the weegies.

Do you know what a weegie salad is?

No not getting this


is it SNP policy

Dancer sorry

I heard it said in a strong accent and thought danta

If you did a weegie a favour thats what hed say.
Very few certificates for English handed out in Glasgow.

supported Scatland 74 world cup

nicked same Tartan from Material Cupord

didna go down well with the Penguins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVNKGELTTx8

Listen to that a few times and ye'll be speakin da lingo in no time.

I think its quite a good saying

"yee absolute dancer ye"

I worked with a guy who used to say "Gone ya dancer" when he bet a winner.

That's where I picked it up from, some Scottish bloke with his dogs shouting "yee absolute dancer ye", he was on his own though which was strange

The token Scot in Nottinghamshire

fook the jocks, soft as shyte.

tigger..Harry Kane says that the England team does not want fans like you.

And the pope says he doesnt want a fanny like yours.

get in ye danser - pure dead brilliant - ga on yersel - forza italia....all good weegie

did the Scottish fella shout out something like
that in the Crookes advert on the telly?

as elaborated it was "ya dancer "

as in "footballs gone to rome "...ya dancer

England has given the world - The English Language, Football, Cricket, 20/20 Cricket, Shakespeare, clock making, the discovery of gravity, the discovery of evolution, The Beatles, Penicillin, Stephen Hawking, Charles Dickens, David Attenborough, Charlie Chaplin, half of Laurel and Hardy, Live Aid, Queen, Harry Potter, The Lord of the Rings and Spitting Image.

Scotland had=s given us - Bagpipes, Jimmy Krankie and Mel Gibson.

@chipbutty I think you must be a troll or total ignoramus. Scotland gave the world penicillin -
Sir Alexander Flemming. It also gave it the telephone, television, ATM, steam engine, pneumatic tyre (Dunlop). These things and so much more. I suggest you look up Scottish inventions as I can't be bothered educating you further. Good luck with your trolling.

Ok fair enough I'll add one more to the list - Angry bitter Scotsmen.

Oh and tartan skirts.

...and Andrew Fleming created James Bond so who's the ignoramous now?

@chipbutty. Sir Alexander Fleming is perhaps one of the best known Scots, thanks to his discovery of penicillin. Fleming was a recipient of the Nobel Prize. Get a grip you utter embarrassment. Seems to me it's you who is the bitter one on here trying to rubbish another country. Insecure little man. Educate yourself before you come on and make yourself look like a fool.

Ian Flemming is the writer of James Bond. Oooouch, embarrassing .

Bloody hell talk about not having a sense of humour, my post was a bit of tongue in cheek humour, as was the Andrew Fleming comment. I bet your other half counts her blessings every day to be blessed with a happy go lucky sort  like yourself.

Go and have a WISKY (sic)

...."and I would walk athousand miles and i would walk a thousand more just to be the man that walked a thousand miles to turn up at your door" (and see your happy face).

Sorry missed the Proclaimers.

Ahhh, you got embarrassed and now pulling the old "It was just a joke" line. Hilarious! Not. Your troll game needs work. Have a good one wee man.

Updated list - Bagpipes, Jimmy Krankie, Mel Gibson, Pencils, Tartan skirts, The Proclaimers.

Surely a fully researched and complete list now.

And before I go, I must say, it's great Scotland and the Scots live rent free in your head, to be on here all afternoon talking bollocks and trying to rubbish them. Someone has too much time on their hands. Cya.

CU Jimmy.

Sh!t forgot Haggis. The Scots have indeed given the world lots, I've dug myself a hole here.

New new list - Bagpipes, Jimmy Krankie, Mel Gibson, Pencils, Tartan Skirts, The Proclaimers, James Bond, Haggis.

That's got to be it.

Think Bell invented Radio, quite an achievement.

He did indeed Mike, and the camcorder too. This list is getting bigger. Maybe the Scots aren't the p1sshead intellectually challenged people I thought. I may need to do some more research. Please tell me they've never won a major Football/Cricket/Rugby/ world cup, I'd give up.

I've been doing some research as my mate Sent told me to and I've just found out Jimmy Krankie was a bird that dressed in pants like a man, rather than most Scots who are fella's that dress like birds in skirts.

A talented but strange race.

Updated list -  Bagpipes, Jimmy Krankie, Mel Gibson, Pencils, Tartan Skirts, The Proclaimers, James Bond, Haggis, Radio, Camcorders, cross dressing.

That's it, no more please.

I've just had a private message off someone called Laughlan from Glasgow and he's told me the Kiss was also invented in Scotland and has offered to demonstrate one for me! Must be another of those dodgy cross dressers.

FINAL LIST - Bagpipes, Jimmy Krankie, Mel Gibson, Pencils, Tartan Skirts, The Proclaimers, James Bond, Haggis, Radio, Camcorders, cross dressing, Kissing.

Find a Stanley Baxter vid. on YouTube for all your answers Sontaran.  You'll be royally entertained too by one of the the greatest comics ever employed by TV.  Here's a starter kit.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_Lk7qivXbw

Please tell me they've never won a major Football/Cricket/Rugby/ world cup, I'd give up.

Chipbutty, hope you don't choke...

Scotland became world champions in 1967 when defeating the incumbent champions (courtesy of a short sighted russian) at their Wembley Stadium by 3-2 which score could have been increased massively but for the Scottish predilection for 'taking the piss' by playing keepie up down the touchline

Scotland u-16s should have won the World Championships in 1989 but for a team of slightly (OK massively) overaged participants from Saudi Arabia most of whom turned up driving bentleys and sporting greavesie taches

Scotland would have won the Rugby World Cup in 2015 but for a stupendously stupid illogical blatantly wrong bribe inducing decision from Monsieur Joubert in the QF vs Australia

apart from above we're happy to qualify for the major tournaments now and then, have a party, a bit of a moan about our lack of success and then sit back and have a right good laugh at all those coming home...

and if that's all small minded, we don't give a flying ****

It seems to me that Chip is having a laugh, wouldn't get wound up Scots boys and girls.

As for cheering on a winner ive heard 'go on ya daisy' and 'call a copper'.

After reading Gordons's post and after further investigations by myself I'm forced again to update my final list. I've just found out that George (the gay pink hippo from Rainbow) had Scottish grandparents and with such slim pickings for this list, I'm forced to put him on. So this is the ABSOLUTE FINAL FINAL list of what the great Scots have give the rest of the world :

Bagpipes, Jimmy Krankie, Mel Gibson, Pencils, Tartan Skirts, The Proclaimers, James Bond, Haggis, Radio, Camcorders, cross dressing, almost but never winning anything, George (the mincer from Rainbow).

Impressive list.

"Stop the race"!  An old boy in Ladbrokes when his forecast was first and second going up the back straight.