Scottish... Can You Answer This

Its scottish for 'I'm a weegie pyyfta'

Do you know what a weegie salad is?

Dancer sorry

I heard it said in a strong accent and thought danta

supported Scatland 74 world cup

nicked same Tartan from Material Cupord

didna go down well with the Penguins

I think its quite a good saying

"yee absolute dancer ye"

That's where I picked it up from, some Scottish bloke with his dogs shouting "yee absolute dancer ye", he was on his own though which was strange

The token Scot in Nottinghamshire

tigger..Harry Kane says that the England team does not want fans like you.

get in ye danser - pure dead brilliant - ga on yersel - forza italia....all good weegie

as elaborated it was "ya dancer "

as in "footballs gone to rome "...ya dancer

@chipbutty I think you must be a troll or total ignoramus. Scotland gave the world penicillin -
Sir Alexander Flemming. It also gave it the telephone, television, ATM, steam engine, pneumatic tyre (Dunlop). These things and so much more. I suggest you look up Scottish inventions as I can't be bothered educating you further. Good luck with your trolling.

Oh and tartan skirts.

@chipbutty. Sir Alexander Fleming is perhaps one of the best known Scots, thanks to his discovery of penicillin. Fleming was a recipient of the Nobel Prize. Get a grip you utter embarrassment. Seems to me it's you who is the bitter one on here trying to rubbish another country. Insecure little man. Educate yourself before you come on and make yourself look like a fool.

Bloody hell talk about not having a sense of humour, my post was a bit of tongue in cheek humour, as was the Andrew Fleming comment. I bet your other half counts her blessings every day to be blessed with a happy go lucky sort  like yourself.

Go and have a WISKY (sic)

Ahhh, you got embarrassed and now pulling the old "It was just a joke" line. Hilarious! Not. Your troll game needs work. Have a good one wee man.

And before I go, I must say, it's great Scotland and the Scots live rent free in your head, to be on here all afternoon talking bollocks and trying to rubbish them. Someone has too much time on their hands. Cya.

Sh!t forgot Haggis. The Scots have indeed given the world lots, I've dug myself a hole here.

Think Bell invented Radio, quite an achievement.

I've been doing some research as my mate Sent told me to and I've just found out Jimmy Krankie was a bird that dressed in pants like a man, rather than most Scots who are fella's that dress like birds in skirts.

A talented but strange race.

I've just had a private message off someone called Laughlan from Glasgow and he's told me the Kiss was also invented in Scotland and has offered to demonstrate one for me! Must be another of those dodgy cross dressers.

FINAL LIST - Bagpipes, Jimmy Krankie, Mel Gibson, Pencils, Tartan Skirts, The Proclaimers, James Bond, Haggis, Radio, Camcorders, cross dressing, Kissing.

Please tell me they've never won a major Football/Cricket/Rugby/ world cup, I'd give up.

Chipbutty, hope you don't choke...

Scotland became world champions in 1967 when defeating the incumbent champions (courtesy of a short sighted russian) at their Wembley Stadium by 3-2 which score could have been increased massively but for the Scottish predilection for 'taking the piss' by playing keepie up down the touchline

Scotland u-16s should have won the World Championships in 1989 but for a team of slightly (OK massively) overaged participants from Saudi Arabia most of whom turned up driving bentleys and sporting greavesie taches

Scotland would have won the Rugby World Cup in 2015 but for a stupendously stupid illogical blatantly wrong bribe inducing decision from Monsieur Joubert in the QF vs Australia

apart from above we're happy to qualify for the major tournaments now and then, have a party, a bit of a moan about our lack of success and then sit back and have a right good laugh at all those coming home...

and if that's all small minded, we don't give a flying ****