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OnePercenter
04 Aug 19 10:09
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There was a thread about profit & loss and a lot of people thought making a profit betting on football was difficult. Although I gave up betting when I retired this is how I used to do it.

Bank 100%
Bet 2% @ 1.55 on City to Lift today's Community Shield

Although I don't believe the crap that Klopp is spouting Pep likes silverware and his players know if they don't perform they probably won't play next week.
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Report OnePercenter November 10, 2019 10:13 PM GMT
PUSHY, where is your P&L thread. Show us not only have a razor sharp wit but you can pick winners.

Or would that be beyond your feeble mind?

P.S. I do indeed have a disabled neighbour and I do help them out when they need help. Do you have a problem with that?
Report OnePercenter November 10, 2019 10:46 PM GMT
PUSHY is obviously sh!t scared of doing a P&L thread or passed out in his own vomit.

Either way I'd like to know what he has against people who live in social housing & people who help disabled neighbours.
Report pushkin99 November 10, 2019 11:35 PM GMT
What a loooser. Keep spouting **** as u rattler around all day long, 24/7, in your seveonoaks council flat....................
Report OnePercenter November 10, 2019 11:56 PM GMT
Do you are too scared to start your own P&L account

And can't explain why you look down on people in social housing or disabled people.

So you are a coward and a vile individual.
Report pushkin99 November 11, 2019 8:36 AM GMT
Sorry to disappoint u peabrain, the only person I look down on is u! For your never ending bigotry and fantasising on this forum.

Like virtually everyone else, I am also laughing at your coin tossing betting, which u so readily and hypocritically accuse others - such as Mega - of doing.

FWIW, I have no intention of starting an attention seeking, point scoring thread, such as this one.

And lastly, the only thread I read on this forum for betting purposes is The Dragon's. Where like minded people exchange information and tips without the fear of ridicule or criticism associated with u or any thread that u post on.
Report OnePercenter November 11, 2019 11:13 AM GMT
As ever another bizarre post trying to rewrite your previous half dozen posts.
Report pushkin99 November 11, 2019 1:36 PM GMT
as always with peabrain, just more pots and kettles......................
Report OnePercenter November 11, 2019 2:43 PM GMT
But no racism Wink
Report OnePercenter November 13, 2019 10:24 PM GMT
If starting against Kosovo I'm going to back Sterling to score.
Report OnePercenter November 17, 2019 4:03 PM GMT
Bank 112.8
Bet 5% Sterling to score England v Kosovo

Raheem has taken a lot of stick this week. Pretty sure he'll want to acquit himself well today.
Report pushkin99 November 17, 2019 4:24 PM GMT

Nov 10, 2019 -- 12:21PM, OnePercenter wrote:


Bank 116.3%Bet 3.5% lay of Liverpool @2.76


This guesser is losing ever more credibility. peabrain is now telling porkies tooooooo. A lay of 3.5% at 2.76 (the price u layed at was actually 2.92 when u posted your bet) is a much bigger loss than 3.5%.

So his bank is a lot less than he is claiming it to be, EVEN IF U CAN ACCEPT HE LAYED LIVERPOOL AT 2.76. WHICH I DON'T.

Report pushkin99 November 17, 2019 4:25 PM GMT
And no doubt the guesser is going to after time the odds he has got on Sterling to score CrazyCrazyCrazy
Report gibmark November 17, 2019 4:47 PM GMT
i make it 116.3% - 3,5% lay @2.76 = 116.3% -6.16% = 100.2% left
Report gibmark November 17, 2019 4:58 PM GMT
sorry 110.16 %
Report gibmark November 17, 2019 5:00 PM GMT
110.14 %  doh !
Report Capt__F November 17, 2019 5:02 PM GMT
he cant see coz he blocked all his haters

someone get home
for tea  to give him/her a nudge

as i said earlier maths not %ers best

Total Clown
Report pushkin99 November 17, 2019 5:08 PM GMT
this after timing guesser is a total clown and is now resorting to telling porkies................

I wonder what other porkies he has been telling about his profit and loss. No doubt he has failed to deduct commission from his winning bets too.
Report OnePercenter November 17, 2019 6:48 PM GMT
Lol, Sterling should have scored. Good job I am betting other people's money Grin

Pushy, I have blocked all racists and all gobsh!tes so type away in the safe knowledge that I'll never read your considered bile.
Report OnePercenter November 17, 2019 6:50 PM GMT
Hi Mark, I take my % from what Betfair tell me is in my wallet. Currently 107.8%
Report pushkin99 November 17, 2019 6:51 PM GMT
This clueless guesser has guessed wrong yet again.

105% now is it peabrain, not including the commission u have failed to deduct from your winning bets......................
Report pushkin99 November 17, 2019 6:52 PM GMT
yet more porkies from the forums fantasising troll
Report pushkin99 November 17, 2019 6:54 PM GMT
funny how this fantasist reads my every post, then in the next breath pretends he has blocked me.........

as others have ponted out, the troll has a number of other accounts on here including 'not got home in time for my we we'............
Report gibmark November 17, 2019 7:00 PM GMT
Sterling like a lot of players tonight , just going through the motions
Report wolf3011 November 17, 2019 9:15 PM GMT

Oct 18, 2019 -- 7:37PM, OnePercenter wrote:


Bank 112.8%Bet 2% UK to leave EU July 2019 - December 2019 @1.88Something Cummings said a while back... "there is nothing MPs can do to stop the UK leaving on 31st Oct..." makes me think he knows something


All the best with this one

Report pushkin99 November 17, 2019 11:00 PM GMT
Yet more porkies from peabrain...............................when is peabrain going to come clean about his bets and the pretence he is in profit...................................
Report pushkin99 November 23, 2019 5:46 PM GMT
No doubt the guesser peabrain will come running along soon, after timing again, telling more porkies about another fantasy bet on Mane scoring today at 3.3 or some other such inflated price only available to himself.......................
Report Capt__F November 23, 2019 8:17 PM GMT
home for teaa

what,ts the current  cough balanace ?
Report OnePercenter November 26, 2019 7:48 PM GMT
Bank 107.8%
Bet 5% Sterling to score tonight @1.81
Report Capt__F November 26, 2019 7:55 PM GMT
Shirley u mean Stirling
Report mega88 November 26, 2019 8:16 PM GMT
Is this Fred still going?
Report mega88 November 26, 2019 8:18 PM GMT
Backing players to score as your main bets is ludicrous, zero diversity = zero profits, also you've gone to 5 % so you are now chasing which is a big no-no have you any idea of what you are doing on here ?
Report OnePercenter November 26, 2019 9:10 PM GMT
The early season and the international breaks are over.

I am playing with other people's money and backing quality to deliver.

Read the title of the thread, I am relaxed about it all.
Report OnePercenter November 26, 2019 9:50 PM GMT
Raheem had his chance late on and put it a hair whisker wide.
Such is football.
Report mega88 November 26, 2019 9:55 PM GMT
You dont need to put a bow and ribbon on your loss, like you say it's football, go with Mane he pretty much delivers most games if goal scoring is your thing.
Report pushkin99 November 27, 2019 12:06 AM GMT
This clueless guesser is well
Report pushkin99 November 27, 2019 12:11 AM GMT
This clueless guesser is well less than
Report pushkin99 November 27, 2019 12:13 AM GMT
This clueless guesser is well less than
Report pushkin99 November 27, 2019 12:13 AM GMT

Nov 26, 2019 -- 9:55PM, mega88 wrote:


You dont need to put a bow and ribbon on your loss, like you say it's football, go with Mane he pretty much delivers most games if goal scoring is your thing.


This clueless guesser - peabrain - is well less than

Report pushkin99 November 27, 2019 12:14 AM GMT
This clueless guesser is well less than
Report pushkin99 November 27, 2019 12:15 AM GMT
This clueless guesser is well less than
Report mega88 November 27, 2019 7:34 PM GMT
Gonna get you back on track sunshine, MANE TO SCORE 10% of your bank ... Simples
Report gibmark November 27, 2019 8:05 PM GMT
lol , stolen his thunder , he cant do it now , as you said it 1st , and if it come in , misses out
Report Capt__F November 27, 2019 10:13 PM GMT
unlucky HFT

complete Clown

nice n easy now
Report pushkin99 November 29, 2019 10:44 PM GMT
hopefully the last time we see peabrain, the guesser's guesser, on the forum............
Report OnePercenter November 30, 2019 11:17 AM GMT
Ha, I see Pushy now visits this thread more than I do even though he knows I can't see a word he writes. He has be a keyboard warrior, he has to vent his anger. I wonder what makes someone so angry with the world?

Is there anyone he hasn't rowed with? What a personality problem he has. Pushy when you go around rowing with countless strangers it may be a sign you need some help.

People wonder why this forum is dead on its arse. Take a look at Pushy

I fancy City to win today.
Report OnePercenter November 30, 2019 11:35 AM GMT
Bank 102.8
Bet 2.8% City to win today at 1.21
Report OnePercenter November 30, 2019 2:27 PM GMT
Pep has lost his mojo!

I'll be playing with my own money for a few bets Sad
Report OnePercenter November 30, 2019 2:28 PM GMT
Wow my mentally ill stalker is fast.

He obviously desperate for some vindication.

Bless.
Report OnePercenter November 30, 2019 2:49 PM GMT
Bank 100%
Bet 2% on each of Mane & Salah to score today against Brighton.
Report OnePercenter November 30, 2019 2:52 PM GMT
Mane @2, Salah @1.84
Report GEESUSS November 30, 2019 3:44 PM GMT

Nov 30, 2019 -- 11:35AM, OnePercenter wrote:


Bank 102.8Bet 2.8% City to win today at 1.21


I guess you guessed wrong guesser........................Laugh

Profit now 0% after very nearly 4 months of effort...................... Cry

Tell me, how does it feel to lose a 1.21 shot, must be devastating no.....................Confused

Report OnePercenter November 30, 2019 4:04 PM GMT
Effort? Have you read the title of the thread? I bet now and then.

How does it feel to lose a 1.21 shot?

Doesn't feel that bad.

If I was Klopp I'd rest my strikers. They have a busy month coming up
Report OnePercenter November 30, 2019 5:42 PM GMT
Not a good day. Lost €10 at boules as well Sad
Report mega88 November 30, 2019 5:53 PM GMT
You are fast becoming the forum clown, man city away poor bet, give up on the goal scorers as well. Back to the drawing board for you.....
Report pushkin99 November 30, 2019 6:21 PM GMT
The guessers guesses getting ever more desperate.

peabrain loves to tell porkies to try and hide the extent of his losses............ including after timing with bets/odds, failing to deduct the correct loss from losing bets such as laying Liverpool at home to City and failing to deduct commission.....................

He is indeed a desperate clown Mega.
Report OnePercenter November 30, 2019 6:57 PM GMT
City should have easily beaten Newcastle. Pep can't seem to get the best out his squad at the moment.

Still wasting your breath Pushy
Report pushkin99 November 30, 2019 8:09 PM GMT
Just holding the forums biggest fantasist and bigot to account.
Report OnePercenter December 1, 2019 3:49 PM GMT
Ha, everyone enjoying their Saturday night except pushy who spent it here rambling/ranting to an empty forum Laugh

Betfair's saddest poster LaughLaughLaugh

Stalk me some more saddo Laugh
Report Capt__F December 1, 2019 3:59 PM GMT
OnePercenter
OnePercenter04 Aug 19 10:09Joined: 10 Jun 14 | Topic/replies: 7,504 | Blogger: OnePercenter's blog
There was a thread about profit & loss and a lot of people thought making a profit betting on football was difficult. Although I gave up betting when I retired this is how I used to do it.


nice n easy now
Report mega88 December 1, 2019 4:12 PM GMT
LaughLaugh I'm sure onepercenter used to consistently bet on 0_0s, I may be getting mixed up but at the end of the day he's just as potless and clueless as the rest. Another one for the reject bin. No one in their right mind bets on goalscorers and makes profit. Nothi g on this Fred has shown me he has a clue at what he's doing. Apparently he sits by the pool eating ice creams while making profit on here LaughLaughLaughLaugh
Report OnePercenter December 1, 2019 4:40 PM GMT
No pool today, been raining in Sevenoaks Laugh
Report pushkin99 December 1, 2019 6:14 PM GMT
peabrain the hate filled bigot, is never happier than when he is fantasising and deluding himself all day long as he rattles round in his Sevenoaks council flat, eeking out his miserable existence on benefits.............
Report pushkin99 December 1, 2019 7:38 PM GMT
Nov 13, 2019 -- 10:22PM, OnePercenter wrote:

Typically the goons here are blind to the toxic atmosphere at anfield.Like numbskulls fro the 1970s they think hatred is acceptable.This is the hatred that caused Heysel.This is the hatred that damns much of Liverpool as a cesspit.No wonder anyone with ant brains leaves.




peabrain, why do u have to make sooooooooooo very many pathetic hate filled bigoted rants as per the above? No wonder u are a trolling fantasist with all that pent up frustration, anger, hurt and pain bursting to get out.
Report OnePercenter December 1, 2019 10:42 PM GMT
Sadboy is back, keep stalking me No Brain, it gives me immense pleasure to see you wasting your time (although it's not like you have anything other than stacking shelves to do!) LaughLaughLaugh
Report Capt__F December 1, 2019 11:35 PM GMT
what is current balance ?

does this include your brexit bet ?

ur betfair wallet should confirm as these must b your only bets ?
Report pushkin99 December 2, 2019 10:28 PM GMT
Typically the goons here are blind to the toxic atmosphere at anfield.Like numbskulls fro the 1970s they think hatred is acceptable.This is the hatred that caused Heysel.This is the hatred that damns much of Liverpool as a cesspit.No wonder anyone with ant brains leaves.


Only a troll with the most severe mental illness could so often make such posts as the one above - and actually believe them to be true - that are so very bigoted and filled with the most bile filled hatred.

Get help peabrain before it is too late. Else u will self com-bust with your hatred, anger, self inflicted hurt and bigotry.
Report Capt__F December 2, 2019 11:57 PM GMT
push he blocked you so i translate

hft

pushy say u  NUT JOB who needs help

hth

balance please!
Report OnePercenter December 5, 2019 6:32 PM GMT
Bank 96%
Bet 5% Sheffield United to beat Newcastle @ 1.85

Sheffield United are a tough outfit, Newcastle are a crap team With a crap manager. They’ve also very probably all had a good session after drawing against an out of sorts City.
Report mega88 December 5, 2019 9:00 PM GMT
Report Capt__F December 5, 2019 11:12 PM GMT
OnePercenter
OnePercenter30 Nov 19 14:49Joined: 10 Jun 14 | Topic/replies: 7,507 | Blogger: OnePercenter's blog
Bank 100%
Bet 2% on each of Mane & Salah to score today against Brighton.
Report Capt__F December 5, 2019 11:15 PM GMT
nice n easy now
Report OnePercenter December 6, 2019 7:52 AM GMT
HaHa, I seemed to have morphed into Muga88 LaughLaughLaugh

Worrying!
Report mega88 December 6, 2019 10:06 AM GMT
No chance, your bets are shocking, you haven't a bloody clue, give it up before eoyu lose the lot you mug!LaughLaugh
Report pushkin99 December 9, 2019 8:32 PM GMT
peabrain wrote: Typically the goons here are blind to the toxic atmosphere at anfield.Like numbskulls fro the 1970s they think hatred is acceptable.This is the hatred that caused Heysel.This is the hatred that damns much of Liverpool as a cesspit.No wonder anyone with ant brains leaves.



Only a self obsessed troll would actually write the above, bigoted and hate filled post. But as Capt_F has highlighted, only a troll with the most severe mental illness could actually believe it to be true. Get help peabrain before it is too late. Else u will self com-bust with your hatred, anger, self inflicted hurt and bigotry.
Report pushkin99 December 22, 2019 7:55 PM GMT
peabrain wrote: Typically the goons here are blind to the toxic atmosphere at anfield.Like numbskulls fro the 1970s they think hatred is acceptable.This is the hatred that caused Heysel.This is the hatred that damns much of Liverpool as a cesspit.No wonder anyone with ant brains leaves.

Only a self obsessed troll would actually write the above, bigoted and hate filled post. But as Capt_F has highlighted, only a troll with the most severe mental illness could actually believe it to be true. Get help peabrain before it is too late. Else u will self com-bust with your hatred, anger, self inflicted hurt and bigotry.
Report Capt__F December 22, 2019 9:13 PM GMT
no sign of hft

prob voted labour
Report Capt__F December 22, 2019 9:15 PM GMT
as did I
Report pushkin99 December 22, 2019 11:38 PM GMT
peabrain wrote: Typically the goons here are blind to the toxic atmosphere at anfield.Like numbskulls fro the 1970s they think hatred is acceptable.This is the hatred that caused Heysel.This is the hatred that damns much of Liverpool as a cesspit.No wonder anyone with ant brains leaves.

Only a self obsessed troll would actually write the above, bigoted and hate filled post. But as Capt_F has highlighted, only a troll with the most severe mental illness could actually believe it to be true. Get help peabrain before it is too late. Else u will self com-bust with your hatred, anger, self inflicted hurt and bigotry.

Peabain is the scum of this forum for making such statements. IMHO, this scum does not deserve breathing room.
Report wolf3011 December 23, 2019 12:41 AM GMT
I think its important when most have us have lost cash on the spuds today vs chelsea, we can remind ourselves there is always someone in a worse boat betting wise ( OP on this thread) Choose your betting choices carefully on boxing day gentlemen- nice and easy now
Report pushkin99 December 28, 2019 4:31 AM GMT
Suck it up peabrain. We all know your hatred, bigotry and racist rants know no bounds.

But now Liverpool are European Champions. World Champions. And maybe they will also become English Champions too at the same time.

If they do, I wonder if this has ever been done before?
Report mega88 December 28, 2019 10:41 PM GMT
Where has he gone? They always get found out in the end, plastic bettors just like all the others over the years, only the best survive this game.
Report Capt__F December 31, 2019 9:20 AM GMT
Happy New Year
Home For Tea

Nice N Easy Now
Report gibmark December 31, 2019 11:27 AM GMT
evening picking safer bets , just proves how hard it can be sometimes showing a profit
Report gibmark December 31, 2019 11:28 AM GMT
* even picking
Report Capt__F January 1, 2020 12:38 AM GMT
happy new year
tout le monde

easy now
Report lurka January 1, 2020 10:51 AM GMT

Dec 28, 2019 -- 4:31AM, pushkin99 wrote:


Suck it up peabrain. We all know your hatred, bigotry and racist rants know no bounds.But now Liverpool are European Champions. World Champions. And maybe they will also become English Champions too at the same time.If they do, I wonder if this has ever been done before?


United 2008

Report darren_discombobulates_sports January 1, 2020 11:49 AM GMT
May 08 to Feb 09 Man United held the Champions League, League title, World Club title, League Cup and Community shield

in 1999, they held the Champions League, League title, Intercontinental Cup (Europe v S.America) FA Cup.
Report Capt__F January 3, 2020 10:08 PM GMT
HNY
HFT
Report pushkin99 January 4, 2020 12:52 PM GMT
Hopefully the complete guesser pebrain has given up fantasising and pretending to be a master betting expert.

Sadly for peabrain, he no longer even has his schadenfreude to give his life any meaning as he rattles round all day in his Sevenoaks council flat, eeking out his miserable existence on his benefits..................
Report badjoe January 4, 2020 1:44 PM GMT
badjoe15 Sep 19 20:14Joined: 17 Jul 10 | Topic/replies: 2,919 | Blogger: badjoe's blog
So if your starting bank was £100 and after all your silly wee bets of 1% or 2% of your wee bank, you now are in the proud possession of £108.40? Does this give you the right to go round slagging other peoples threads off, ya wee d1ck


OnePercenter15 Sep 19 21:06Joined: 10 Jun 14 | Topic/replies: 7,523 | Blogger: OnePercenter's blog
There was another thread asking if anyone made a profit on betfair. This thread just details the kind of betting that leads to profits; small % on inform teams/players when they can be expected to perform.

You can't go having bets everyday and staking 30% of your wallet and expect to make a profit.

I'm sorry of an 8% return on your money in 5 or 6 weeks isn't enough for you. I hope by Christmas it'll be around 30% and at the end of the season around 100%LaughLaughLaugh

If you can give your stakes on your tipping thread we can see how you compare.

btw, if you can't take a gentle ribbing then an internet forum is not for you
.


Funny how things work out init, enjoy yer drink son Happy


Report mega88 January 4, 2020 5:21 PM GMT
Report mega88 January 4, 2020 5:22 PM GMT
LaughLaughLaughLaugh
Report Capt__F January 4, 2020 7:53 PM GMT
where  is the Clown Home for Tea

Easy now
Report Capt__F January 10, 2020 11:06 PM GMT
Easy Now
Report pushkin99 January 11, 2020 1:31 PM GMT
Hopefully the complete guesser pebrain has given up fantasising and pretending to be a master betting expert.

Sadly for peabrain, he no longer even has his schadenfreude to give his life any meaning as he rattles round all day in his Sevenoaks council flat, eeking out his miserable existence on his benefits..................
Report pushkin99 January 19, 2020 10:13 AM GMT
peabrain wrote: Typically the goons here are blind to the toxic atmosphere at anfield.Like numbskulls fro the 1970s they think hatred is acceptable.This is the hatred that caused Heysel.This is the hatred that damns much of Liverpool as a cesspit.No wonder anyone with ant brains leaves.

Only a self obsessed troll would actually write the above, bigoted and hate filled post. But as Capt_F has highlighted, only a troll with the most severe mental illness could actually believe it to be true. Get help peabrain before it is too late. Else u will self com-bust with your hatred, anger, self inflicted hurt and bigotry.

Peabain is the scum of this forum for making such statements. IMHO, this scum does not deserve breathing room.
Report Capt__F January 26, 2020 12:17 AM GMT
Easy Now
Report Capt__F January 26, 2020 12:19 AM GMT
has The Rat jumped sinking ship ?
Report allyp February 1, 2020 12:32 PM GMT
Laugh this fella has went awfully quiet after trying to take over as the voice of Man U
Report Capt__F February 21, 2020 12:57 AM GMT
All we are saying
Is give us a song

Easy Now
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