Thread for deluded Newcastle fans part three ( trackers new)

Only time will tell although Wissa Osula and Elanga might be a front 3

4-2-4

2-4-4

That would make sense as well Toure making the 4th forward; no doubt we will soon get used to his style and tactics

Asking for trouble, unless Everton are wearing eclipse geps

Anyone any tap washers? Half a dozen will get you a Botman.

He's been really poor pre season.

Pelanty

A bludy soft won

0-2

Never a penalty! But we are looking second best in all areas right now.

HT

Plus point Toure.

Not much more to add really

One word     WEAK

Yes, Toure looks to have something. La Bamba had an awful start but did a couple of decent things after, looks weak in a full tackle though. Not convinced about the keeper.

Don't think you can set up with 4 forwards and expect to be solid.

You can look at bamba/ Botman, but we should have another body in there to cover these things.

10 changes at half time, goalie stays on.

Hornicek; M.Miley, Johnson, Pivas, Charlton; Ramsey, Steur; Murphy, Willock, Barnes; Woltemade.

I could carry four pints and run faster than this Johnson youngun ffs.

Probably never paid for the pints knee wonder.

3-1

Need bodies back, and bodies in.

Schar, burn, Miley will help

Need a centre mid, and a right back

It's a bit of a mess at the moment but as you say players returning and decent recruitment is needed.

Don't panic......don't panic

I think you forgot a centre forward Donny

I don't think we have monets for a centre forward, sadly

These lads will have to do.

I lasted till 70 minutes then went to see the eclipse and the clouds came over not an evening to remember and will never get to see an eclipse again unless i live till 126

Tin hat on time.

I'm not picking on him due to today's performance as there were very few who made an impression.

But lets have it right Nick Woltemade is nowhere near good enough.

I know his goals at the very beginning of last season helped secure the points to the final tally that kept us up but i'm sorry he needs to be moved on.

He offers nothing to my good eye

There will be a significant loss no doubt from what we paid but I say take  what you can and shift him.

It was men against boys.We are powder puff in the tackle and air.We need men now not wonderkids.The future is your next game.The only one that matters.If we have no money now after all we have got in then we might as well pack up and gan hyem.Never mind twas only a friendly.

Don't want strong tackling in a friendly
but we didn't really create enough once they scored.

Goals win games, and so many errors leading to their first goal.

Never a pelanty but again a series of errors in lead up.

3rd is goal you expect to cencede in a friendly, without strong
tackling.

Never really had best team on pitch yet..

Not much point selling Woltemade for a loss as it is awful for psr. Could loan him out, swap deal perhaps... Who nose.

Touré looks good, Steur looks good, young Miley looks good

Rest getting up to speed, Jacob assist hopefully gets us £20m off Everton.

Bamba mixed bag, needs to pick up pace, and Botman won't be starting on that form.

Suppose someone would have to be crazy enough to want to take him off our hands in the first plaice.

Certainly no suitors in this country.

Any team who tries to play a 2 man midfield and Joelinton as one of those players deserves relegation.

Botman needs binning. He has completely lost the plot. Actually felt sorry for the keeper having to play behind him.

Bayern will take him off our hands but not at 75mill.

We can sell him at 40mill next year for a profit, such is psr...

We've got

Hornicek. Jouen.. Pope
Livramento
Hall
Thiaw.. Schar
Burn... Botman
Ramsey.. Joelinton
Steur.. Woltemade
Miley.. Bamba
Toure.. Barnes
Wissa.. Osula
Elanga..

Assuming j Murphy and willock are going
(probably Pope too.)

So light in centre mid, and right flank

And need a leader, obs Dan burn fits leader bill but he's getting on.

bish bosh dont give up on seeing another eclipse more chance of  that,thanseeing THE TOON win another tophy , other than the championship title or play off final trophy ,
what did HH play like for everton ?

FOYDC

There's another eclipse next year, they come along every 18 months or so.

Next year's runs from Spain along north Africa,... Especially good at Luxor, Egypt.

There's an eclipse of the moon this month

Trophies, lol,...

1st time plonker - nothing but a smoggie *****

Had a go on Saxon Grace again 2.6 and 2.58.

Amar Dedić, on his way in? Or just someone guessing as he was at Salzburg at the same time as our new manager? Back up for Tino at best I would say.

were the best fans in the world who never leave early
leaving in their dorves yeterday with 20 mins left because

A, there wa a fire drill
or
B, to get away from their own fans singing, JAISSE,I CAN BOOGIE

That won made it into a treble of mine today TT ( sorry in advance)

Thats a bugger looks like I took the wrong price, its on a little drift.

Beverley one of my least favourite courses tbh.

Think I've been there 4 times now and never yet have I come away in front.

Was there one evening when Spencer got a 1/8f beat good ole Frank.

Agreed, lovely City mind you. Anywhere else (drawn 10) and I'd have played about with Opal Storm at a big price in the place markets (3.45) was given a dreadful ride by todays jockey lto, she had him in alsorts of bother, according to ATR there is no draw bias .

Anybody not making a profit when Frank rides a 1/8 shot ain't trying.

That must have been White Bullet?

Beaten by Blond Bombshell

always happy to help out the quiet neighbours up the road but if their struggling with their new song  gaining  traction with the fans,wouldnt instead of

JAISEE I CAN BOOGIE , 

JESSIE I CAN BOOGIE be more appropriate on the TOON

Thats the one.

Had to look it up mind......blimey 2015

Evening meeting as well!  Did you have a late night pass?

I think I was staying at Reighton Sands.

Is that a knocking shop on the beach?

Was a Monday or Tuesday night.

The owld memory aint what it was.

Getting close to adding...

Lamar... Dedicated to the old play list, fingers crossed and all that.

Whoooooooooosh

Couldnt have won any easier, out at 1.12 in running as usual, shouldnt have bothered!

A date and kick-off time has been set for Newcastle United's Carabao Cup second round tie at home to West Bromwich Albion.

The Magpies were handed a home draw against the Championship side, who claimed a 4-1 away win against Rotherham United in Round One.

It has been confirmed that the game will take place at St. James' Park on Wednesday 26 August, with kick-off set at 7:45pm (BST).

Any further details, including ticket information, will be confirmed on newcastleunited.com in due course.

Forgive 1st time poster lads,he will be getting his results this morning.

Saxon Grace is down to run agen on sarraday.

Keepin me pooda dry for next week

Up in trip to 10 furlongs on Saturday pointa, gets in from just a 1lb higher mark, extra distance should suit, best at the minute is 9/4, her and Riddikulus both getting the handy 3 year old allowance again.

it seems like its got a bit winning still to do.

I hope 1TP got the results he was after yesterday.

Lol, yesterday was A levels,... That's the big boys

O levels come out later in summer

Good luck to him.

Hope he gets the s fixed on his keyboard in time else he'll get  hit results.

God knows whats under it

The wonderkids will be getting their testimonials before this full back deal gets sorted.

Just got an alert

Seems I'm playing right back next weekend
Must find that dubbin

Be gettin alerts when wa laces are loose soon.talk about a nanny state.

Trackas be using his dubbin to keep the syrup in place.

I got an old nokia that rings and texts; no alert for me

You must of bought it last time Trackas put a winner up

Has he sighed yet?

funee****

New playlist going well


Stir it up... Bob marley

Come on Eileen... Dexys (Tou-re-loo-rye-ay)

Whatcha doing... Dua lipa

La bamba... Ritchie Valens

I've been driving in my ca.... Madness

Jice-luh I can boogie.... Baccarah

I'm Horni... Mousse T

Lamar... Dedicated

Been a shed load of munee for Secret guest in the greys race at the new market

Lewis Miley returns to action as Newcastle United take on Bayer Leverkusen in the first match of the VisitMalta Weekender at St. James' Park (kick-off 3pm BST).

The 20-year-old makes his comeback after missing the remaining three matches of last season with a fractured fibula - and starts alongside his younger brother, Mason, for the first time at senior level.

Remarkably, Miley had previously played with his older sibling, Jamie, in a handful of friendly matches. And it's fitting that he features against the side he scored his first Champions League goal against last term; at 19 years and 223 days, he became United's youngest scorer in the competition when he netted at the BayArena last December.

In Matthias Jaissle's first home game as head coach, Germany international Malick Thiaw captains United for the second time this summer while his compatriot Nick Woltemade also lines up against the Bundesliga outfit.

Lukáš Horníček starts in goal with Mason Miley, Lewis Hall, Sven Botman and Thiaw in defence. Yoane Wissa partners Woltemade, with Miley in midfield alongside Sean Steur. Harvey Barnes and Anthony Elanga are the wide men.

On the bench are Aidan Harris, Dylan Charlton, Miodrag Pivaš, Trevan Sanusi, Henry Johnson, Rory Finneran and Sean Neave.

Newcastle United: Lukáš Horníček, Lewis Hall, Sven Botman, Yoane Wissa, Harvey Barnes, Malick Thiaw (c), Sean Steur, Anthony Elanga, Nick Woltemade, Lewis Miley, Mason Miley

Substitutes: Aidan Harris, Dylan Charlton, Miodrag Pivaš, Trevan Sanusi, Henry Johnson, Rory Finneran, Sean Neave

0-1 already - dodgy keeper?

A break half way through the half

New strip advertsing.

Their goal was deflected

Strip changed because back of Newcastle strip very similar to leverkusen strip.

Ridiculous it's allowed to happen, ffs.

Saxon Grace

Newcastle United can confirm that defender Dan Burn has been appointed club captain ahead of the 2026/27 campaign.

The England international, a lifelong supporter and former season ticket holder at St. James’ Park, will wear the armband in Sunday’s VisitMalta Weekender friendly against French side RC Strasbourg.

Dan led the side out on five occasions last season, having been a key part of the first-team leadership group.

The vastly experienced 34-year-old is the club’s fourth-highest appearance maker within the current squad and has 11 England caps to his name, including three at this summer’s FIFA World Cup.

Dan said: “It’s an absolute honour to be named captain of Newcastle United. It’s always an immense privilege to represent this football club, especially when I have been trusted with the armband on previous occasions, but to lead the team on a permanent basis is going to be really special.

“It’s been an incredible journey since I joined the club four-and-a-half years ago – we’ve achieved some amazing things together and enjoyed some unforgettable moments. I believe there’s still more to come and I’m relishing the responsibility of pushing everybody every single day to make sure that is the case.”

Newcastle United head coach, Matthias Jaissle, added: “Dan is a natural leader and a perfect fit for the role of Newcastle United captain. He puts the interests of the team ahead of his own every time he steps onto the pitch and always gives maximum commitment in everything he does.

“Off the pitch, he leads by example in how he conducts himself. Not many people understand what this club means to the city better than Dan and that experience will be vital in helping guide our younger players through this period of change and adaptation.”

Saxon grace another easy win.nice double with the last winner at Donny.Both owned by a lurcal chap from Gods little acre.Be fair to say the tills will be ringing tonight

Local? They are from Crosby on Eden and the hoss is trained by a sweaty near Lockerbie!! (Saxon Grace that is)

yes i stand corrected.The second one is local,i misunderstood what i was told last night.I was probably still stunned after watching toon game.

Off to sjp, I may be some time...

Dont do it Scott

Newcastle United's final pre-season friendly of the summer sees them take on Strasbourg at St. James' Park (kick-off 4pm BST) - and Matthias Jaissle has named an entirely different XI to Saturday's narrow defeat to Bayer Leverkusen.

The Magpies lost 2-1 here less than 24 hours ago but Jaissle has split his squad, meaning St. James' bows for new signings Ewen Jaouen, Aladji Bamba and Bazoumana Touré.

Fabian Schär returns after he was injured against Bristol City last month while Dan Burn captains the team. He was confirmed as skipper for the season on Saturday.

With Jaouen in goal, youngsters Leo Shahar and Dylan Charlton occupy the full-back berths and Burn partners Schär in central defence.

Bamba, Joe Willock and Jacob Ramsey are in midfield with Jacob Murphy and Touré on the flanks. William Osula leads the line.

Rory Finneran - who played the whole of the second half against Leverkusen - is on the bench along with Miodrag Pivaš, Trevan Sanusi, Henry Johnson, Rory Finneran and Sean Neave. Mark Gillespie is the substitute goalkeeper.

Newcastle United: Ewen Jaouen, Fabian Schär, Aladji Bamba, William Osula, Bazoumana Touré, Jacob Murphy, Joe Willock, Dan Burn (c), Dylan Charlton, Jacob Ramsey, Leo Shahar

Substitutes: Mark Gillespie, Miodrag Pivaš, Trevan Sanusi, Henry Johnson, Rory Finneran, Sean Neave

Well that is pre season over and I think it's fair to say it has been rather a turbulent one Jaissler will be judged on league results and rightly so; Hopefully he gets a few more over the line by next Sunday so I am happy to reserve judgement

Hornicek
Dedic
Hall
Thiaw
Burn
Ramsey
Steur
No10
Murphy
Wissa
Toure

Hmmm, we ain't got a 10,not really, airport watch or Woltemade.

Wonder if Miley could play 10...

I'd play pointa ahead of Woltemade

He needs a boost, at some point something needs to click. Or else he's better off in a different league,

Jacob played quite well today, coming inside more,.. Vertical football innit..

Woltemade is a 9. Not a 10, not a 6, not a 1 ffs A 9.

friendly or not,seeing a bloke who took one of the worst pelanties ever seen at sjp laughing and carrying on with the opposition walking off the pitch boils my pish.

On watching all pre season games i would say my starting 11 would be
Jeoun
cedic
thiax
botman/burn depending on firness,if dan fit then he gets nurd
bamba
ramsey
miley L
Steur
barnes
wissa
murphy

A couple of sighings would be nice,4 needed at least so they need to get their finger out over next 2 weeks.

3-6-1

Interesting

Unless won of them midfielders is playing left back instead of Hall.

i beg your pardon,obviously missed hall out.sadly young stuer will have to sit this one out

None of the new signings look as though they are up to Premier League standard, none of them at all with the left winger being nearest to getting a start, and he wont get in in front of Barnes atm.
I'm fairly sure that if Dedic signs tomorrow then he will start at right back until Tino is fit.

Pope, probably gone soon but he is at least as good as the two new keepers, as was Ramsdale.

Dedic
Thiaw
Botman
Hall

Miley
Ramsey
Willock

Murphy
Wissa
Barnes

Even when everyone is fit we are hardly going to frighten anyone. Unless 3 more quality midfielders are added this window then the best we can hope for this season is to finish out of the bottom three.

Has anyone even seen Harris play?

Have to agree with Racingqueen that if Woltemade is to play then it has to be as a number 9.

and you can f off if your gonna come on here and talk sense like that

Howe jumped ship, could probably see what was coming, he's no better than the players who left, at least those brought transfer fees.