Thread for deluded Newcastle fans part three ( trackers new)

Just watching burnham on the news.instant dislike,loves hesel.wah.socialism here we come whether you wanted or not.rant over,back to trackas fat pants

In Andy we trust.

well he might get into sheep, but theres only one way you will get into a sheep

Dutch midfielder arrives on a long-term deal from Eredivisie giants Ajax.

Newcastle United are delighted to announce the signing of young Dutch midfielder Sean Steur from Ajax.

The 18-year-old, capped by the Netherlands at Under-19s level, has penned a five-year deal at St. James’ Park and joins for an undisclosed fee.

Sean, who will wear shirt number 14, becomes the club’s third senior arrival this summer following the recent signings of French goalkeeper Ewen Jaouen and Ivorian winger Bazoumana Touré.

Sean said: “It’s an incredible feeling to be here. It’s a giant club in the Premier League and it was always my dream to play in the best league in the world, so this is really exciting.

“I was at home at Ajax – I joined when I was seven and I leave with only good memories, but when a club like Newcastle comes for you, it’s really hard to say no. The last few days have gone fast and I’m very happy to join.

“I’m a player who likes to get on the ball and play forward all the time. I’m happy playing between the lines and I feel I have a lot of energy in my game. I just want to win.”

Newcastle United defender Harrison Ashby has joined League One side Luton Town on a season-long loan deal.

Harrison made eight appearances while on loan with Bradford City in League One during the second half of the 2025/26 season.

The 24-year-old right back joined the club in January 2023 from West Ham United before completing loan spells in the Championship with Swansea City and Queens Park Rangers.

He will now link up with Jack Wilshere’s squad as they look to improve on last season’s seventh-place finish, which saw them narrowly miss out on the League One play-offs.

Everyone at Newcastle United would like to wish Harrison well for the season ahead.

about time

Work innit

No swearing on ere thank you.

I know what you mean gotta pay for my holidays though

more hallidas?

November and will be away for the Derby match the start of December

Would the bournemouth lad scott be a good replacement for bruno? any suggestions?

i'd suggest the lad scott has admirers with deeper pockets

if bruno did 2 x  10 min vids of his newcastle  career and b razilian world cup venture, each video would contain 9 mins of bruno running round beating his chest,kissing bades and geeing the crowd up,and a min of the odd goal,assist,pen miss,seen some TOON LOON on X today saying he was the best n,castle player ever, jinky smith,super mac,gazza,waddle,beardsley,shearer,ginola , nobby solano,asptilla , to name but 9 wanting someone to hold their beer, i,m sure toon fans could name another dozen +

Jolivate today could go well at a good price.Was well fancied at the ascot but like many others that week didnt run the track.I think the 14s today is worth a shilling ew.

Gonna hoy in majestic and tatterstall for the ew patent

200 million on
2 players who stank the house at newcastle last yr finishing below and beaten twice by lads up the rd,one couldnt drive hi nation to be one of 48 qualifers for world cup and other led brazil to an early exit and missed pen to boot

Foydc.

A bit harsh Tiger, the lad was trying his best its not his fault  he can't tip sh ite from a barrow.

Impressive form of late tbf

He's consistently a **** on every forum, as thcik as they come

I was on about me horse tippin form

Tiger nose

Are brunos nose and tail growing by the day? Is he on his way to join the rat pack?

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Tiger nose

nineteen points
nineteen points10 Jul 26 20:18Joined: 18 Feb 02
I was on about me horse tippin form

Its a left back and a right back we need, yet no sign of either?

The Jormans are shyte, how else would Wolt and Thiaw get in their squads. Hopefully Wissa will be like a new signing up front but more needed imo?

knee sigh ov the patent today #guesser

Great acclaim
jm jungle
altareq

Good luck pointa.

Bit of dayja vu there like.

My take on last nights game.The conditions must have been so hard to play in and i concede i probably am a bit harsh but these are just my thoughts.

Pickford,on his day i wouldnt take anyone else,however last night he seemed nervous and unsure.y big fault with him is he wants to get too involved in the game with his feet.
Konsa,not a right back and a poor centre half,the everton lad and sunlun lad far better players.
Stones,too slow now and another one lucky to get a game because of who he plays for.
Guehi,our best defender does very little wrong,very steady and reliable.Not world class though
Oreilly,canny going forward but positional sense is twatful
Rice,cant fault him when fit but clearly wasnt last night
Anderson,overvalued by about a 100 mill on current form,needs to be trying to split defence with forward balls more often imo.
Belligham,good game,top player with an attitude but then most top players do.well done.
Mandeko,really?international footballer? Murphys better.
Gordon,done what gordon does,fustrated and annoyed then passed a goodun.I think we have done well
Kane,tried his pluck out but to me looked tired slow and in need of a break.Cant falt his effort though.

Nen of subs really came on and took game by scruff of neck and furthered their cause.

Agree with most of that pointa. Manager needs some stick for not bringing on our only other fit central midfielder (Mainoo) when Rice came off.
The whole defence is shyte, how BDB didnt get a start last night is baffling.

Bring on the Argies.

why did we need BDB when alfie didnt get a kick for 90 mins and was subbed ?

Norway were pretty poor, England struggled in heat except djed Spence, who was incredibly energetic.

Pretty stupid playing games in such heat.

And always said them spider cams were stupid too, but they are growing on me.

pretty simple to sort out going forward, tv wires become part of the pitch like corner flags and if ball hits them you jusr play on

Looks like they adopted that rule last night.

seemed to work fine

They have to accept what happens when they put these gadgets to use surely.same for both teams.

Agree about Mainoo and also think Wharton should of been there.Hall the biggest disgrace though.We should of been in for Oscar berb and i would take that nuso incase some of the 27 left wingers we have get any ian jurys.

Another sewn up deal hijacked apparently.Who is running our club? A chimps tea party is better run. Pathetic to be fair.

No deal until sighed.

Lad might want champions league before moving on.
getting likes of Trippier was good as statement, but
we are trying to sigh top players, and they can get more
elsewhere.

Swiss lad is a good player, looking for a stepping stone,

Agents looking for their bit, and move him on for more.

Makes it tough... Hey ho

Why say they have agreements in place then? Building fans up/taking mick, about ambition. Using these deals? to gloss over the clear negative feeling in the camp with everybody wanting to jump,to try and fool fans into thinking we are in the mix for top players is wrong and deceitful.

They did have agreements that conditions were met

He has kept looking for better offer.(or his agents did) .. And looks like
he's had offer he prefers...

Again hey ho,

Never mind,another lightweight cast off,wonderkid winger on the way,i make that 27 left wonderkid wingers and 31 right wonderkid wingers currently awaiting instant stardom.Or is it Hartlepool,Gateshead and Darlo?

Mike Larnach.. Sad news, I remember the hope that signing Larnach and Mark McGee brought.

Thoughts with friends and family.

Sad news indeed never really made an impact like McGhee did; another one of the old school gone

Wheres Palmers picks for the golf like?

Yee not pick ya urn like ?

Canit be knee wurse than ya oarse patents.

got the rfo tips if required

Nae nowt aboot the golf but like a bet to watch it.

you've spelt horse-racing wrong

rfo tips -
McIlroy 4pts ew
Hovland 2pts ew
MacIntyre 2pts ew
Cameron Smith 1pt ew

Holgaard- top Dane 2pts win
Wiesberger- top Austrian 2pts win
Cameron Smith- top LIV golfer 1pt win
Lagergren- top debutant 0.5pt ew

Sarcasm is the lowest form M2.

Jul 14, 2026 -- 8:24PM, nineteen points wrote:

Sarcasm is the lowest form M2.

你把赛马拼错了 

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you've spelt horse-racing wrong Grin

foyfdc

With fried rice donny?

It's says you spelt horse racing wrong, in Chinese.

Ahh So

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It's says you spelt horse racing wrong, in Chinese.

Good move for darlow,had the chance of going to spurs inaal.

"Its just like watchin the toon"

toon got more wingers.

Jormans ganna kop sum flak pointa.

Sell Howe for £40 million he would have closed down them spaces around the box.

Goalie should be catching that cross

Centre forward went missing again in big game.

Jorman deserves it

Kane was dead on his feet at half time. Negativity cost us.

Bergval coming to Newcastle...maybe

Seems as if we can't sigh him for 45 days after selling Tonali or else it impacts on psr, lol.

Could get hijacked, but as both fees are inflated, hijacker is overpaying...

I rate him.however any transfers mentioned now i look away.Its only a sighing when Bish says so.

lowest form of wit that pointa.

Ganna stick me turnip above the parapet.... I've backed no cards in tonight's 3rd plaice game at 9/1.

What could possibly go wrong ?

I take exception to that Mr Trackman.Its a fact.France minus a gurl for me

Argentina on pelanties

Kane and Mbappé to score

Bish bosher mustnt dee friendlies

Nick Pope, Leo Shahar, Alex Murphy, Sven Botman, Lewis Hall, Jacob Ramsey, Joe Willock, Sean Steur, Jacob Murphy, William Osula, Harvey Barnes

Joe Willock, Sean Neave and William Osula hit the net in a 0-3 win

Neave on as a replacement in the second half

Osula on pelanties this season

I would rather he was on the bench and we had a proper centre forward starting.

I'm behind the times; didn't even realise they were playing today

Joe Willock, William Osula and Sean Neave were on target as Newcastle United's 2026/27 pre-season campaign got off to a winning start against North East neighbours Darlington.

The National League North side - managed by former Magpie Steve Watson - made the short journey to The KNOX on Saturday for the behind-closed-doors clash at the end of United's first week back in training ahead of the upcoming season.

Howe fielded completely different XIs in each half, handing a debut to summer signing Sean Steur in the opening 45 minutes before fellow new boy Ewen Jaouen kept goal in the second period for a team largely made up of under-21 players.

Newcastle dominated the ball but it took until the 29th minute for them to find a breakthrough against a well-organised Darlington side who had won each of their two pre-season friendlies so far, when Jacob Murphy crossed from the right and Willock turned home from close range.

Six minutes later, Osula made it 2-0 as he converted confidently from the penalty spot after Willock went down under a challenge from Ben Hedley.

The interval saw both managers ring the changes, with teenagers Neave and Trevan Sanusi the only Newcastle players boasting competitive first-team experience for the Magpies.

And 19-year-old Neave - who made both his Champions League and Premier League bow last term - opened his account for the new season with a low shot following a strong run midway through the second half. New goalkeeper Jaouen was rarely tested as he kept a clean sheet in his first appearance following his move from Reims last month.

The Magpies' first public pre-season friendly of this summer comes against Gateshead next Saturday (kick-off 12:30 BST). Ticket details are here while the game will also be streamed live on newcastleunited.com.

Newcastle United (first half): Nick Pope, Leo Shahar, Alex Murphy, Sven Botman, Lewis Hall, Jacob Ramsey, Joe Willock, Sean Steur, Jacob Murphy, William Osula, Harvey Barnes

Newcastle United (second half): Ewen Jaouen, Mason Miley, Miodrag Pivaš, Luke Craggs, Dylan Charlton, Rory Finneran, Anthony Munda, Sean Neave, Trevan Sanusi, Park Seung-soo, Vakhtang Salia

Morgan Rogers gone for £117m, everyone has to sell at some stage.

wow,where to? mahoosivly overpriced,as was Anderson

Chelski eh,they must of sold a few dinner ladies kidneys for that.

Boro seemingly collect a cool 20m as part of a sell on clause.

Argies 0 England 5 at the moment, rugby men trying to do what the football tarts couldnt do.

Oh dear. Now down to 13 men, ffs, we cant do anything right!

Simple fact in sport,officials dont like england doing well.

Aye.

A bit better now pointa.

2 argies in sin bin.

Ref has been excellent

Hard lines ref,you tried your hardest and never gave up right up to the final whistle but it wasnt to be.Never mind i am sure you will get another chance soon.

best England performance of the year, just switched over to see we are beating the froggies 2-0

Is that a redifusion telly you got Tiger? Its fowa noo

Easy game

Put it down, pick it up.

A blind squirrel finds a nut every noo and then man

When's your turn?

redifusion telly


And now the cricket team is doing well (so far) 185-0 and still 21 to go.

See that the Argies are complaining because of Englands celebrations last night, serves them right for coming out playing in the football shirt instead of their normal hoops.

R.I.P. King Kev.

Awful news.

A wonderful footballer, and a lovely man.

Keegan brought hope to the club as a player and again as a manager.

He then spoke out against fcb, and reminded us, that fcb would be gone one day.

The world is a better place because of Kevin Keegan.

Thoughts with friends and family.

R.I.P King Kev.A true legend and a great man.Very sad news.