Thread for deluded Newcastle fans part three ( trackers new)

Newcastle United are delighted to announce the signing of highly rated Ivorian winger Bazoumana Touré on a long-term contract.

The 20-year-old, who featured three times at this summer's FIFA World Cup as the Ivory Coast reached the knockout stages, arrives from Bundesliga side TSG Hoffenheim for an undisclosed fee.

Bazoumana becomes the club's second senior arrival this summer following the addition of coveted French goalkeeper Ewen Jaouen, who officially became a Newcastle United player on Wednesday.

Bazoumana said: "I'm very, very happy to be here. It was my dream since I was young to play in the Premier League for a big team like Newcastle.

"Newcastle is like a family, which will help me show my best on the pitch. I will give my best every single day for this shirt.

"I'm very excited to join Newcastle and I can't wait to meet my team-mates, the supporters and everybody at the club. I'm also very excited to play at St. James' Park for the first time."

No official news on Tonali yet ?

Anywon awake ?

Never in doubt.

Had to bring the big lad on to see it out.

Just like watchin the toon.

Tottenham confirm the signing of Sandro Tonali for a club-record £100m package fee.

Newcastle United midfielder Sandro Tonali has completed a permanent transfer to Tottenham Hotspur.

The undisclosed transfer fee represents the second largest fee ever received for a player in Newcastle United’s history.

Sandro departs St. James’ Park having made 110 appearances for the club, scoring ten goals in all competitions.

The 26-year-old, who joined from AC Milan in summer 2023, leaves having also won major silverware on Tyneside. He played an influential role as the club lifted the Carabao Cup in March 2025, and he featured a further 53 times last season, including 11 appearances in the UEFA Champions League.

Everybody at Newcastle United thanks Sandro for his contribution to the club and wishes him and his family well for the future.

Another won approaching the line. Nothing confirmed until Bish Bosher says its true.

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit; it is also the best and funniest as well

Sean Steur, hmmmm, won for the future, perhaps.

Balogun has quite a connection to north east

Really wouldn't surprise me to see a few links

His PA's mam is a north east hairdresser and was out at
World Cup when he scored his brace.

Three of Newcastle United's Premier League fixtures have been rescheduled after being selected for live television coverage.

The Magpies' trip to Tottenham Hotspur, their first away game of the 2026/27 league campaign, will remain on Saturday 29 August but will now kick-off at 5:30pm BST instead of 3pm BST, and will be broadcast live on Sky Sports.

Newcastle's visit of AFC Bournemouth will still take place on Saturday 5 September but will now kick-off at 12:30pm BST as opposed to 3pm BST. The game will be broadcast live on TNT Sports.

Eddie Howe's side were due to face Leeds United at Elland Road on Saturday 12 September but the game has been moved to Monday 14 September, kicking off at 8pm BST. That clash will be shown live on Sky Sports.

Please note should either club reach the Carabao Cup third round and be scheduled to play against a club participating in this season's UEFA Champions League, the match will revert to Saturday 12 September and take place at 12:30pm BST.

Any further alterations to the Magpies' fixture schedule will be communicated on newcastleunited.com at the earliest opportunity.

Bruno not happy.

Could be like a new team...

At least we still have Willock

And jacob

Need a top class experienced,big strong centre mid to replace bruno and rat2.Nee more wingers please,just 4 more straight down the middle as Bing would say.

Need a top class experienced,big strong centre mid to replace bruno and rat2.Nee more wingers please,just 4 more straight down the middle as Bing would say.

You can say that again

absolute no brainer to move Bruno on ffs hes 29 soon. 70m and i'd drive the car myself.

the club need to broaden the squad depth and Howe needs to get the best out of Wisse and Wolte. They are good players ffs

Clerb captain only 28,2 years left on contract,got to be norf of 80 imvho

We've got no one in the middle

new ground lay out shows a big booncy castle in centre circle for the wonderkids

read a post on X aying newcastle going to meet LONGSTAFF releae clause of 45m to bring him back if /when BRUNO goes,got to be a wind up hasnt it ?

Get the soiled tissue from under your S button youngun

, i wish i could

Is this true Bish Bosher ?

Newcastle United have completed the signing of midfielder Sean Steur from Ajax.

Haway bish man keep us up to date.The geordie Romanio,bet he has part time job in unos

Welkom bij Newcastle United, Sean

Bish on Google translate, innit

Sean asked for, and got, no 14.

Number made famous around the world by fellow Dutchman johan cruijff.

And worn recently at NUFC by Ginola, Perchinho, Nzogbia
and of course Isaac Hayden.


Newcastle no 14s

Isaac Hayden (16/17 - 21/22), Gabriel Obertan (15/16), Jack Colback (14/15), Loïc Rémy (13/14), James Perch (10/11 - 12/13), Patrick van Aanholt (09/10), Charles N'Zogbia (04/05 - 08/09), Michael Bridges (03/04), Diego Gavilán (01/02), Gary Caldwell (01/02), Wayne Quinn (00/01 - 02/03), Temur Ketsbaia (97/98 - 99/00), David Ginola (95/96 - 96/97), Alex Mathie (93/94 - 94/95), Brian Kilcline (92/93), Liam O'Brien (91/92), John Cornwell (87/88), Albert Craig (87/88), Kenny Wharton (87/88), Brian Tinnion (87/88), John Anderson (87/88), John McNamee (68/69)

What number was Fumaca? Amsure trackas had hes shart,orwas it the other way roond?

Get yasell back in the shade ydc

Famous 38s


Curtis Good (16/17 - 17/18), Gaël Bigirimana (14/15 - 15/16), Kazenga LuaLua (07/08), Fumaça (99/00), Andy Griffin (97/98 - 98/99)

Trackas has never fit into 38s since he was 12

15 all

Bruno realising what all of us are,squad is too lightweight and inexperienced

I will have you know I tip the scales at 14 clem these days. Both feet on the scales inarl afore ewe ask.

Fumaca wore the number 38 shirt - does that equate to 38 stone for Trackers?

shut the door they're coming in the windaz, heres another won.

next......

Aye but sitting on the kitchen chair with your feet on doesnt coont

Just watching burnham on the news.instant dislike,loves hesel.wah.socialism here we come whether you wanted or not.rant over,back to trackas fat pants

In Andy we trust.

well he might get into sheep, but theres only one way you will get into a sheep

Dutch midfielder arrives on a long-term deal from Eredivisie giants Ajax.

Newcastle United are delighted to announce the signing of young Dutch midfielder Sean Steur from Ajax.

The 18-year-old, capped by the Netherlands at Under-19s level, has penned a five-year deal at St. James’ Park and joins for an undisclosed fee.

Sean, who will wear shirt number 14, becomes the club’s third senior arrival this summer following the recent signings of French goalkeeper Ewen Jaouen and Ivorian winger Bazoumana Touré.

Sean said: “It’s an incredible feeling to be here. It’s a giant club in the Premier League and it was always my dream to play in the best league in the world, so this is really exciting.

“I was at home at Ajax – I joined when I was seven and I leave with only good memories, but when a club like Newcastle comes for you, it’s really hard to say no. The last few days have gone fast and I’m very happy to join.

“I’m a player who likes to get on the ball and play forward all the time. I’m happy playing between the lines and I feel I have a lot of energy in my game. I just want to win.”

Newcastle United defender Harrison Ashby has joined League One side Luton Town on a season-long loan deal.

Harrison made eight appearances while on loan with Bradford City in League One during the second half of the 2025/26 season.

The 24-year-old right back joined the club in January 2023 from West Ham United before completing loan spells in the Championship with Swansea City and Queens Park Rangers.

He will now link up with Jack Wilshere’s squad as they look to improve on last season’s seventh-place finish, which saw them narrowly miss out on the League One play-offs.

Everyone at Newcastle United would like to wish Harrison well for the season ahead.

about time

Work innit

No swearing on ere thank you.

I know what you mean gotta pay for my holidays though

more hallidas?

November and will be away for the Derby match the start of December

Would the bournemouth lad scott be a good replacement for bruno? any suggestions?

i'd suggest the lad scott has admirers with deeper pockets

if bruno did 2 x  10 min vids of his newcastle  career and b razilian world cup venture, each video would contain 9 mins of bruno running round beating his chest,kissing bades and geeing the crowd up,and a min of the odd goal,assist,pen miss,seen some TOON LOON on X today saying he was the best n,castle player ever, jinky smith,super mac,gazza,waddle,beardsley,shearer,ginola , nobby solano,asptilla , to name but 9 wanting someone to hold their beer, i,m sure toon fans could name another dozen +

Jolivate today could go well at a good price.Was well fancied at the ascot but like many others that week didnt run the track.I think the 14s today is worth a shilling ew.

Gonna hoy in majestic and tatterstall for the ew patent

200 million on
2 players who stank the house at newcastle last yr finishing below and beaten twice by lads up the rd,one couldnt drive hi nation to be one of 48 qualifers for world cup and other led brazil to an early exit and missed pen to boot

Foydc.

A bit harsh Tiger, the lad was trying his best its not his fault  he can't tip sh ite from a barrow.

Impressive form of late tbf

He's consistently a **** on every forum, as thcik as they come

I was on about me horse tippin form

Tiger nose

Are brunos nose and tail growing by the day? Is he on his way to join the rat pack?

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nineteen points10 Jul 26 20:18Joined: 18 Feb 02
I was on about me horse tippin form

Its a left back and a right back we need, yet no sign of either?

The Jormans are shyte, how else would Wolt and Thiaw get in their squads. Hopefully Wissa will be like a new signing up front but more needed imo?

knee sigh ov the patent today #guesser

Great acclaim
jm jungle
altareq

Good luck pointa.

Bit of dayja vu there like.

My take on last nights game.The conditions must have been so hard to play in and i concede i probably am a bit harsh but these are just my thoughts.

Pickford,on his day i wouldnt take anyone else,however last night he seemed nervous and unsure.y big fault with him is he wants to get too involved in the game with his feet.
Konsa,not a right back and a poor centre half,the everton lad and sunlun lad far better players.
Stones,too slow now and another one lucky to get a game because of who he plays for.
Guehi,our best defender does very little wrong,very steady and reliable.Not world class though
Oreilly,canny going forward but positional sense is twatful
Rice,cant fault him when fit but clearly wasnt last night
Anderson,overvalued by about a 100 mill on current form,needs to be trying to split defence with forward balls more often imo.
Belligham,good game,top player with an attitude but then most top players do.well done.
Mandeko,really?international footballer? Murphys better.
Gordon,done what gordon does,fustrated and annoyed then passed a goodun.I think we have done well
Kane,tried his pluck out but to me looked tired slow and in need of a break.Cant falt his effort though.

Nen of subs really came on and took game by scruff of neck and furthered their cause.

Agree with most of that pointa. Manager needs some stick for not bringing on our only other fit central midfielder (Mainoo) when Rice came off.
The whole defence is shyte, how BDB didnt get a start last night is baffling.

Bring on the Argies.

why did we need BDB when alfie didnt get a kick for 90 mins and was subbed ?

Norway were pretty poor, England struggled in heat except djed Spence, who was incredibly energetic.

Pretty stupid playing games in such heat.

And always said them spider cams were stupid too, but they are growing on me.

pretty simple to sort out going forward, tv wires become part of the pitch like corner flags and if ball hits them you jusr play on

Looks like they adopted that rule last night.

seemed to work fine

They have to accept what happens when they put these gadgets to use surely.same for both teams.

Agree about Mainoo and also think Wharton should of been there.Hall the biggest disgrace though.We should of been in for Oscar berb and i would take that nuso incase some of the 27 left wingers we have get any ian jurys.

Another sewn up deal hijacked apparently.Who is running our club? A chimps tea party is better run. Pathetic to be fair.

No deal until sighed.

Lad might want champions league before moving on.
getting likes of Trippier was good as statement, but
we are trying to sigh top players, and they can get more
elsewhere.

Swiss lad is a good player, looking for a stepping stone,

Agents looking for their bit, and move him on for more.

Makes it tough... Hey ho

Why say they have agreements in place then? Building fans up/taking mick, about ambition. Using these deals? to gloss over the clear negative feeling in the camp with everybody wanting to jump,to try and fool fans into thinking we are in the mix for top players is wrong and deceitful.

They did have agreements that conditions were met

He has kept looking for better offer.(or his agents did) .. And looks like
he's had offer he prefers...

Again hey ho,

Never mind,another lightweight cast off,wonderkid winger on the way,i make that 27 left wonderkid wingers and 31 right wonderkid wingers currently awaiting instant stardom.Or is it Hartlepool,Gateshead and Darlo?

Mike Larnach.. Sad news, I remember the hope that signing Larnach and Mark McGee brought.

Thoughts with friends and family.

Sad news indeed never really made an impact like McGhee did; another one of the old school gone

Wheres Palmers picks for the golf like?

Yee not pick ya urn like ?

Canit be knee wurse than ya oarse patents.

got the rfo tips if required

Nae nowt aboot the golf but like a bet to watch it.

you've spelt horse-racing wrong

rfo tips -
McIlroy 4pts ew
Hovland 2pts ew
MacIntyre 2pts ew
Cameron Smith 1pt ew

Holgaard- top Dane 2pts win
Wiesberger- top Austrian 2pts win
Cameron Smith- top LIV golfer 1pt win
Lagergren- top debutant 0.5pt ew

Sarcasm is the lowest form M2.

Jul 14, 2026 -- 8:24PM, nineteen points wrote:

Sarcasm is the lowest form M2.

你把赛马拼错了 

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you've spelt horse-racing wrong Grin

foyfdc

With fried rice donny?

It's says you spelt horse racing wrong, in Chinese.

Ahh So

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It's says you spelt horse racing wrong, in Chinese.