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Report Bish Bosher August 13, 2026 7:24 PM BST
A date and kick-off time has been set for Newcastle United's Carabao Cup second round tie at home to West Bromwich Albion.

The Magpies were handed a home draw against the Championship side, who claimed a 4-1 away win against Rotherham United in Round One.

It has been confirmed that the game will take place at St. James' Park on Wednesday 26 August, with kick-off set at 7:45pm (BST).

Any further details, including ticket information, will be confirmed on newcastleunited.com in due course.
Report nineteen points August 13, 2026 7:28 PM BST
Forgive 1st time poster lads,he will be getting his results this morning.

Saxon Grace is down to run agen on sarraday.

Keepin me pooda dry for next week
Report Tiger Tiger August 13, 2026 8:04 PM BST
Up in trip to 10 furlongs on Saturday pointa, gets in from just a 1lb higher mark, extra distance should suit, best at the minute is 9/4, her and Riddikulus both getting the handy 3 year old allowance again.
Report nineteen points August 13, 2026 8:59 PM BST
it seems like its got a bit winning still to do.
Report nineteen points August 14, 2026 8:50 AM BST
I hope 1TP got the results he was after yesterday.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- August 14, 2026 9:11 AM BST
Lol, yesterday was A levels,... That's the big boys

O levels come out later in summer

Good luck to him.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- August 14, 2026 9:12 AM BST
Hope he gets the s fixed on his keyboard in time else he'll get  hit results.
Report nineteen points August 14, 2026 11:22 AM BST
God knows whats under it Mischief
Report nineteen points August 14, 2026 6:44 PM BST
The wonderkids will be getting their testimonials before this full back deal gets sorted.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- August 14, 2026 7:22 PM BST
Just got an alert

Seems I'm playing right back next weekend
Must find that dubbin
Report nineteen points August 14, 2026 7:54 PM BST
Be gettin alerts when wa laces are loose soon.talk about a nanny state.

Trackas be using his dubbin to keep the syrup in place.
Report Bish Bosher August 14, 2026 8:03 PM BST
I got an old nokia that rings and texts; no alert for me Cool
Report nineteen points August 15, 2026 8:36 AM BST
You must of bought it last time Trackas put a winner up Laugh
Report nineteen points August 15, 2026 8:37 AM BST
Has he sighed yet?
Report Trackman August 15, 2026 12:00 PM BST
funee****
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- August 15, 2026 12:06 PM BST
New playlist going well


Stir it up... Bob marley

Come on Eileen... Dexys (Tou-re-loo-rye-ay)

Whatcha doing... Dua lipa

La bamba... Ritchie Valens

I've been driving in my ca.... Madness

Jice-luh I can boogie.... Baccarah

I'm Horni... Mousse T

Lamar... Dedicated
Report nineteen points August 15, 2026 12:11 PM BST
Been a shed load of munee for Secret guest in the greys race at the new market
Report Bish Bosher August 15, 2026 2:01 PM BST
Lewis Miley returns to action as Newcastle United take on Bayer Leverkusen in the first match of the VisitMalta Weekender at St. James' Park (kick-off 3pm BST).

The 20-year-old makes his comeback after missing the remaining three matches of last season with a fractured fibula - and starts alongside his younger brother, Mason, for the first time at senior level.

Remarkably, Miley had previously played with his older sibling, Jamie, in a handful of friendly matches. And it's fitting that he features against the side he scored his first Champions League goal against last term; at 19 years and 223 days, he became United's youngest scorer in the competition when he netted at the BayArena last December.

In Matthias Jaissle's first home game as head coach, Germany international Malick Thiaw captains United for the second time this summer while his compatriot Nick Woltemade also lines up against the Bundesliga outfit.

Lukáš Horníček starts in goal with Mason Miley, Lewis Hall, Sven Botman and Thiaw in defence. Yoane Wissa partners Woltemade, with Miley in midfield alongside Sean Steur. Harvey Barnes and Anthony Elanga are the wide men.

On the bench are Aidan Harris, Dylan Charlton, Miodrag Pivaš, Trevan Sanusi, Henry Johnson, Rory Finneran and Sean Neave.

Newcastle United: Lukáš Horníček, Lewis Hall, Sven Botman, Yoane Wissa, Harvey Barnes, Malick Thiaw (c), Sean Steur, Anthony Elanga, Nick Woltemade, Lewis Miley, Mason Miley

Substitutes: Aidan Harris, Dylan Charlton, Miodrag Pivaš, Trevan Sanusi, Henry Johnson, Rory Finneran, Sean Neave
Report Tiger Tiger August 15, 2026 3:04 PM BST
0-1 already - dodgy keeper?
Report Tiger Tiger August 15, 2026 3:27 PM BST
A break half way through the half LaughLaugh

New strip advertsing.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- August 15, 2026 3:52 PM BST
Their goal was deflected

Strip changed because back of Newcastle strip very similar to leverkusen strip.

Ridiculous it's allowed to happen, ffs.
Report Tiger Tiger August 15, 2026 5:07 PM BST
Saxon Grace Love
Report Bish Bosher August 15, 2026 6:31 PM BST
Newcastle United can confirm that defender Dan Burn has been appointed club captain ahead of the 2026/27 campaign.

The England international, a lifelong supporter and former season ticket holder at St. James’ Park, will wear the armband in Sunday’s VisitMalta Weekender friendly against French side RC Strasbourg.

Dan led the side out on five occasions last season, having been a key part of the first-team leadership group.

The vastly experienced 34-year-old is the club’s fourth-highest appearance maker within the current squad and has 11 England caps to his name, including three at this summer’s FIFA World Cup.

Dan said: “It’s an absolute honour to be named captain of Newcastle United. It’s always an immense privilege to represent this football club, especially when I have been trusted with the armband on previous occasions, but to lead the team on a permanent basis is going to be really special.

“It’s been an incredible journey since I joined the club four-and-a-half years ago – we’ve achieved some amazing things together and enjoyed some unforgettable moments. I believe there’s still more to come and I’m relishing the responsibility of pushing everybody every single day to make sure that is the case.”

Newcastle United head coach, Matthias Jaissle, added: “Dan is a natural leader and a perfect fit for the role of Newcastle United captain. He puts the interests of the team ahead of his own every time he steps onto the pitch and always gives maximum commitment in everything he does.

“Off the pitch, he leads by example in how he conducts himself. Not many people understand what this club means to the city better than Dan and that experience will be vital in helping guide our younger players through this period of change and adaptation.”
Report nineteen points August 16, 2026 12:10 AM BST
Saxon grace Happy another easy win.nice double with the last winner at Donny.Both owned by a lurcal chap from Gods little acre.Be fair to say the tills will be ringing tonight
Report Tiger Tiger August 16, 2026 10:35 AM BST
Local? They are from Crosby on Eden and the hoss is trained by a sweaty near Lockerbie!! (Saxon Grace that is)
Report nineteen points August 16, 2026 11:42 AM BST
yes i stand corrected.The second one is local,i misunderstood what i was told last night.I was probably still stunned after watching toon game.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- August 16, 2026 11:46 AM BST
Off to sjp, I may be some time...
Report nineteen points August 16, 2026 12:31 PM BST
Dont do it Scott
Report Bish Bosher August 16, 2026 3:01 PM BST
Newcastle United's final pre-season friendly of the summer sees them take on Strasbourg at St. James' Park (kick-off 4pm BST) - and Matthias Jaissle has named an entirely different XI to Saturday's narrow defeat to Bayer Leverkusen.

The Magpies lost 2-1 here less than 24 hours ago but Jaissle has split his squad, meaning St. James' bows for new signings Ewen Jaouen, Aladji Bamba and Bazoumana Touré.

Fabian Schär returns after he was injured against Bristol City last month while Dan Burn captains the team. He was confirmed as skipper for the season on Saturday.

With Jaouen in goal, youngsters Leo Shahar and Dylan Charlton occupy the full-back berths and Burn partners Schär in central defence.

Bamba, Joe Willock and Jacob Ramsey are in midfield with Jacob Murphy and Touré on the flanks. William Osula leads the line.

Rory Finneran - who played the whole of the second half against Leverkusen - is on the bench along with Miodrag Pivaš, Trevan Sanusi, Henry Johnson, Rory Finneran and Sean Neave. Mark Gillespie is the substitute goalkeeper.

Newcastle United: Ewen Jaouen, Fabian Schär, Aladji Bamba, William Osula, Bazoumana Touré, Jacob Murphy, Joe Willock, Dan Burn (c), Dylan Charlton, Jacob Ramsey, Leo Shahar

Substitutes: Mark Gillespie, Miodrag Pivaš, Trevan Sanusi, Henry Johnson, Rory Finneran, Sean Neave
Report Bish Bosher August 16, 2026 6:57 PM BST
Well that is pre season over and I think it's fair to say it has been rather a turbulent one Plain Jaissler will be judged on league results and rightly so; Hopefully he gets a few more over the line by next Sunday so I am happy to reserve judgement
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- August 16, 2026 7:36 PM BST
Hornicek
Dedic
Hall
Thiaw
Burn
Ramsey
Steur
No10
Murphy
Wissa
Toure

Hmmm, we ain't got a 10,not really, airport watch or Woltemade.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- August 16, 2026 7:43 PM BST
Wonder if Miley could play 10...
Report Trackman August 16, 2026 7:50 PM BST
I'd play pointa ahead of Woltemade
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- August 16, 2026 8:11 PM BST
He needs a boost, at some point something needs to click. Or else he's better off in a different league,

Jacob played quite well today, coming inside more,.. Vertical football innit..
Report Racingqueen August 16, 2026 8:35 PM BST
Woltemade is a 9. Not a 10, not a 6, not a 1 ffs A 9.
Report nineteen points August 16, 2026 9:10 PM BST
friendly or not,seeing a bloke who took one of the worst pelanties ever seen at sjp laughing and carrying on with the opposition walking off the pitch boils my pish.

On watching all pre season games i would say my starting 11 would be
Jeoun
cedic
thiax
botman/burn depending on firness,if dan fit then he gets nurd
bamba
ramsey
miley L
Steur
barnes
wissa
murphy

A couple of sighings would be nice,4 needed at least so they need to get their finger out over next 2 weeks.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- August 16, 2026 9:50 PM BST
3-6-1

Interesting

Unless won of them midfielders is playing left back instead of Hall.
Report nineteen points August 16, 2026 9:58 PM BST
i beg your pardon,obviously missed hall out.sadly young stuer will have to sit this one out
Report Platinum August 16, 2026 10:25 PM BST
None of the new signings look as though they are up to Premier League standard, none of them at all with the left winger being nearest to getting a start, and he wont get in in front of Barnes atm.
I'm fairly sure that if Dedic signs tomorrow then he will start at right back until Tino is fit.

Pope, probably gone soon but he is at least as good as the two new keepers, as was Ramsdale.

Dedic
Thiaw
Botman Crazy
Hall

Miley
Ramsey
Willock

Murphy
Wissa
Barnes

Even when everyone is fit we are hardly going to frighten anyone. Unless 3 more quality midfielders are added this window then the best we can hope for this season is to finish out of the bottom three.
Report Platinum August 16, 2026 10:26 PM BST
Has anyone even seen Harris play?
Report Platinum August 16, 2026 10:36 PM BST
Have to agree with Racingqueen that if Woltemade is to play then it has to be as a number 9.
Report nineteen points August 16, 2026 10:36 PM BST
and you can f off if your gonna come on here and talk sense like that Laugh
Report Platinum August 16, 2026 10:40 PM BST
Howe jumped ship, could probably see what was coming, he's no better than the players who left, at least those brought transfer fees.
Report nineteen points August 17, 2026 7:35 AM BST
Uncanny this,this lad on the baal
Report Racingqueen August 17, 2026 8:51 AM BST
Jeoun
cedic
thiax
botman/burn depending on firness,if dan fit then he gets nurd
bamba
ramsey
miley L
Steur
barnes
wissa
murphy


Hello Championship Laugh
Report Racingqueen August 17, 2026 8:51 AM BST
Howe jumped ship, could probably see what was coming, he's no better than the players who left, at least those brought transfer fees.

Hes worse. I hope he doesnt have the neck to criticise Ryan Fraser ever again. Created a mess and the ran.
Report Racingqueen August 17, 2026 9:05 AM BST
I will never understand why last year Wissa was not played on the Left with Woltemade as a 9 and Elanga on the right.

He spent all that money and then not once makes an effort to give them a run of games together.

Its comical listening to Toon fans putting any blame on Paul Mitchell. He lasted a few months at the club and called out what he saw was a catastrophic transfer policy being actioned by Howe. Ashworth was only too happy to go as well. Both could see the writing on the wall
Report nineteen points August 17, 2026 9:18 AM BST
It seems the writing on the wall is getting bigger and more and more are seeing it.Who is writing it though?
Report Bish Bosher August 17, 2026 9:29 AM BST
I found BDB interview very concerning after the match yesterday; he more or less said that they won't be at their best against Liverpool on Sunday as they are still trying to get used to the new managers style; either it's reverse psychology or being darn right negative and making excuses for a defeat before a ball has been kicked AngryCrazy
Report Racingqueen August 17, 2026 10:12 AM BST
Spot on ^ Most footballers are professional losers who love any excuse to chuck it so long as they get the big bucks. The manager should be nailing this nonsense. No excuses just do your best. The result will be what it is but no excuse for not giving 100% in any given match.
Report Racingqueen August 17, 2026 10:43 AM BST
IMHO they need a statement signing in midfield to replace Bruno. Someone to get the fans excited. Forget about him leaving in 3/4 years. That will happen and the aim will be profit and a good 3/4 seasons of performance. Forget Hojburg or Palinha.

If they do that then imho they have enough for this season and dont need more signings now They have no European football so squad is adequete and allows for club to regroup for next summer.
Report Tiger Tiger August 17, 2026 10:58 AM BST
I dont think Eddie jumped ship at all although it may well be construed as constructive dismissal!!

He wanted James Trafford and look what we got.
He wanted like for like replacements for the players sold/released and look what we got, with equivalent replacements and no European football we would have been well placed to attack a top six position this season.

The new manager has already stated that we need reinforcements, without which will see us in the bottom six for definite.

Keepers both look dodgy, when everyone is fit and willing -

Livramento
Schar
Burn
Hall

Is still our best back four although you may argue Thiaw instead of Schar, Schars passing was sublime yesterday and we miss it when he is not there.

Midfield is obviously a huge worry:

Miley
Ramsey
Joelinton

Probably our best bet, but good enough for the PL? I doubt it.

Up front is a struggle although I'm fairly sure that Wissa will do ok.

Elanga
Wissa
Barnes

You could argue Murphy who's crosses are better but looks to have lost a yard of pace, you could argue Osula to play right wing with Wissa up front? None of those are any good at the high press and all three cannot defend when needed.

Will the hunger be there? Because you can rest assured that all the promoted teams plus those that were in the relegation battle last season will have the hunger to survive.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- August 17, 2026 2:16 PM BST
Lots of clubs won't be at best for first game of season as managing players from world cup, it's a long season.

Could feel longer if we play poorly.

We've not really had a full team out all pre season but some useful games for fitness.

This 2 games in 2 games isn't great, especially after a Wednesday game, but thats
not yice-luhs fault.



Current problem can maybe be traced to Howe keeping stars, hardly surprising, but selling squad players Anderson, minteh, to balance books, but just scraping in, rather than selling Bruno as planned.

I think we all were pleased he did, but the
consequences for psr don't go away, and we
can't pay same wages as lpool, manu, Spurs, and other sky6 teams until we match their
turnover, and those 6 are still expanding and
getting further ahead of us.

This Newcastle 2.0 is obviously tough for fans, after having such a wonderful team, but the wonderful team were selective in their efforts as they sought release from contracts they had freely signed.

Howe seemed a bit of a block on youth, so importing loads of good young players wasn't going anywhere.

Saw a young lad yesterday, no56, who did very well, (I wasn't going to game until we got free tickets, lol) and only 34k turned up despite huge waiting list for season tickets.

No56 Henry Johnson, never heard of the lad
but now my one to watch, and he's a local lad.

U18s won 3-1 at weekend, it's kind of a big season for them too, and with new manager, all of a sudden progression looks back on for them.

Mason Miley got great reviews on saturday too.

Future looks good, but still a little light at
the end of a long dark tunnel.

Enjoy the ride, but won't be plain sailing.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- August 17, 2026 2:44 PM BST
Newcastle United prospect Anthony Munda  joining League Two club Swindon Town on a season-long loan deal.

Good luck
Report Tiger Tiger August 17, 2026 3:43 PM BST
Pointa - you will be pleased if Nkunku jets in to toon, another winger! Ex Chelski failure this time.
Report Racingqueen August 17, 2026 5:12 PM BST
Nkunku is worse than what they have. Awful signing.

They need a midfielder ffs. They are already top heavy in attack
Report nineteen points August 17, 2026 6:39 PM BST
You cant be top heavy when you dont have a centre forward

Never seen anything about him Tiger.Anyway they wont get him,wages will be too big
Report Tiger Tiger August 17, 2026 7:26 PM BST
Agreed pointa, its just press talk I hope, Amorin having a clear out at AC Milan so they will link him with everyone in the hope that one of them will be right.
Report Bish Bosher August 17, 2026 7:37 PM BST
Four of Newcastle United's upcoming fixtures have been rescheduled in the latest round of Premier League fixture amendments.

The Magpies' trip to newly-promoted Coventry City - initially set for Saturday, 10th October - will now be played on Monday, 12th October, with kick-off set for 8pm BST.

The home game against Aston Villa at St. James' Park on Saturday, 17th October has a new kick-off time, and will now get under way at 5.30pm BST instead of 3pm.

Matthias Jaissle's side then travel to Crystal Palace, with that game now moved back to Sunday, 25th October at 2pm BST because of Palace's involvement in European competition the previous midweek, having originally been scheduled for a day earlier.

And United's match against Everton at St. James' Park, which was set for Saturday, 31st October, has been pushed into November and will now kick-off at 8pm GMT on Monday, 2nd November.

All four games will be broadcast live on Sky Sports.

Any further alterations to the Magpies' fixture schedule will be communicated at the earliest opportunity.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- August 17, 2026 8:31 PM BST
We knew it was coming...
Report nineteen points August 17, 2026 8:55 PM BST
Not many games will be 3pm sarraday kick offs.The teams playing in europe will be playing sundays and mundays
Report Bish Bosher August 18, 2026 9:19 AM BST
Newcastle United are delighted to announce the signing of Bosnian international full-back Amar Dedić from Portuguese giants SL Benfica.

The 24-year-old, who will wear shirt number 37, has penned a five-year deal to become the sixth senior addition of the summer at St. James' Park.

Amar has previous experience working with Magpies head coach Matthias Jaissle, playing under his stewardship in Austria during the early stages of his career with both FC Liefering and Red Bull Salzburg.

Amar said: "It's a special feeling and a really big honour for me to join Newcastle United. I'm really happy to be here and can't wait to start playing for the club and the amazing fans.

"Working with Matthias again was a big factor for me. We know each other well, he knows what I can bring on the pitch and I'm really happy to be playing for him again.

"Playing Premier League football at St. James' Park is going to be really special. Every game feels like a big occasion, with an amazing atmosphere. I'm really excited to get started."

'Defensive and attacking qualities'

Newcastle United head coach, Matthias Jaissle, added: "I'm really happy to add Amar to our squad. He's a player who I know really well, having worked with him from a young age in Austria and followed his career since.

"He will bring both defensive and attacking qualities to our squad, which suits the style of football that we want to play. He's athletic, aggressive and technically very good, but also has a lot of potential to develop further.

"Amar is still young but already has a lot of valuable experience - he's played in the Champions League and the World Cup, as well as representing huge clubs in Austria, France and Portugal. I'm really looking forward to working with him again."

'Perfect fit for our new direction'

Newcastle United sporting director, Ross Wilson, added: "I'm delighted to welcome Amar to Newcastle United. He's a player Matthias knows really well and one we all think very highly of - we see him as a player who strengthens our squad straightaway, capable of performing on the right and on the left.

"He's shown his level at Red Bull Salzburg and Benfica as a modern full-back who has the ability to contribute at both ends of the pitch. He's incredibly hungry to prove himself here at Newcastle United and in the Premier League."

About Amar Dedić

Born in Zelle am See, Austria, Amar's early footballing years were spent with LUV Graz and Sturm Graz. He made the switch to Red Bull Salzburg's youth academy in 2015 and went on to sign professional terms there four years later.

He spent time with their feeder squad Liefering, where he first played under Matthias Jaissle, and also enjoyed a loan stint with Wolfsberger AC, before returning to Salzburg to earn his first-team debut and go on to make 95 appearances in all competitions for the club.

Amar had a loan spell with French giants Marseille during the 2024/25 campaign, making 10 appearances in Ligue 1, before joining Benfica on a permanent basis last summer. He featured for the Portuguese side at St. James' Park in last October's UEFA Champions League clash.

The 23-year-old has 31 Bosnia caps to his name, three of which were collected at this summer's FIFA World Cup.
Report nineteen points August 18, 2026 11:06 AM BST
Its taken that long his testimonial is wednesday night
Report nineteen points August 19, 2026 3:58 PM BST
Another couple of wonderkids on the way! I wish i could sleep in me grannys bed until they are ready!
Report Tiger Tiger August 19, 2026 4:22 PM BST
Are you Methusela like?
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- August 19, 2026 5:13 PM BST
Spent next to nowt, to get one £50m player to sell at end of rainbow, and counts for nowt on psr.



Spending on youth teams acts as a massive financial loophole because all academy running costs and youth infrastructure spending are completely exempt from Premier League financial calculations.
Report nineteen points August 19, 2026 6:34 PM BST
but it doesnt help any on a saturday afternoon when we have no good players to pick.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- August 19, 2026 6:45 PM BST
More chance the bairns playing on a sarraday
but yeah, but it's like planting tetties in the new allotment, innit,.. Hope for a decent harvest, and shop at tesco in meanwhile.
Report Tiger Tiger August 20, 2026 12:13 PM BST
Anthony Gordon off to a good start, misses a penalty during his first home game!
Report Trackman August 20, 2026 2:05 PM BST
Newcastle United have agreed to purchase the land on which they intend to build their new £190million ($259.1m) “world-class” training complex — and hope to move in by the start of the 2029-30 campaign.

The Athletic reported in January that Newcastle had identified land in Woolsington, near Newcastle International Airport, which is five miles north-west of the city centre and near to where many of the first-team players live, as the prime location.

The club have now completed the land-purchase deal for the Woolsington Hall estate, which covers 260 acres south of the airport and include a derelict listed country house and parkland, and will formally apply for planning permission with Newcastle City Council in “early 2027”.

Sir John Hall, a previous owner of the club, purchased the land in 1994 and had intended to build a club academy facility there. Newcastle claim “that vision has been revolutionised” and that “an elite, integrated performance environment (will) be created to deliver sustainable on-pitch success”.

Newcastle intend to “carefully restore” the site and then move their men’s team from their current Benton training ground and the academy from their Little Benton base by the summer of 2029. There is the “flexibility” for the women’s team and their academy to be moved across to Woolsington, too, although Newcastle may retain their present men’s first-team site, renamed “The KNOX” last month, and repurpose it for the women.

“This phased approach ensures investment is both immediate and sustainable,” Newcastle said in a statement. “The club is committed to delivering the project sustainably and responsibly, and will work closely with the local community and local authorities as plans develop.”

“Subject to planning permission, our proposed performance complex will create the world’s best performance environment for our teams,“ David Hopkinson, the club’s CEO, said. ”We’ll develop purpose-built facilities that are geared towards developing sustainable success in the future, where players, coaches and staff can perform at their very best every day.

“We will be submitting a detailed planning application that not only demonstrates our vision, but also how we will preserve and enhance an historic estate, its biodiversity and wildlife habitats, and how we’ll be a great neighbour.”
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- August 20, 2026 2:09 PM BST
Mark Douglas says...


#nufc agree £190m deal to buy land near Woolingston Hall for "world class" training ground.

Club have bought 260 acre site to south of the city's airport - along with derelict listed country house.

Planning permission to be applied for in "early 2027" - intention to move in by 2029/30 season.

David Hopkinson hails it as "landmark moment" for #nufc. Big proof of PIF commitment which takes their investment to close to £1bn.

Club will build new Academy on site - option to move women's team there in future. Could move into Knox.
Report Tiger Tiger August 20, 2026 2:09 PM BST
Does this mean that Sir John Hall purchased the land but didnt sell it on to the club? And the club have had to buy the land from him direct?
Report Tiger Tiger August 20, 2026 7:09 PM BST
Micky Mousers trying to sign Yankubah Minteh - £50m turned down by Brighton, bet we dont have a sell on clause?
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- August 21, 2026 11:38 AM BST
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Latest. Newcastle United announces multi-year partnership with SumUp as Official Training Kit Partner
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Newcastle United has welcomed leading fintech company SumUp as the club's Official Training Kit Partner in a multi-year partnership.

In a partnership that sees SumUp join the club's group of Primary Partners, the global business will feature prominently across training kit for the men's, women's, and academy teams, providing an unparalleled opportunity for brand exposure with the Premier League's huge global fanbase.

Already integrated into the local business community as a trusted payment provider to thousands of companies in the North East, SumUp will also help drive local business engagement, becoming the Presenting Partner of the Newcastle United Business Club; one of the region's largest and most engaging commercial networking entities.

Through this partnership, SumUp will work with the club to identify opportunities for business collaboration, strengthening connections across the region and beyond. Together they will launch a co-branded SumUp card which will offer fans special offers and rewards when engaging with official club outlets, as well as businesses across the UK. In addition, SumUp will have access to exclusive events and networking opportunities designed to accelerate growth with new partners.

Speaking on the partnership, Newcastle United's Chief Revenue Officer, Dave O'Connor, said: "SumUp is the perfect partner for Newcastle United; an innovative, ambitious, global business with a genuine commitment to supporting local businesses who serve our fans and community everyday.

"We're excited to kick the partnership off and bring SumUp, its team and its local merchant community closer to the club and our supporters.

"This partnership is a reflection of our commercial ambition: working with innovative global businesses that fully understand the unique role Newcastle United plays in the life of our city and its community."

Luke Griffiths, Chief Commercial Officer and UK CEO, SumUp added: "When the opportunity to partner with Newcastle United arose, it felt like a natural fit. Football brings people together and is woven into the everyday lives of fans, families and communities - something we understand at SumUp. Every day, we work with businesses of all sizes, helping them run and grow, while also giving people a simple, smarter way to manage and spend their money.

"This partnership gives us a strong platform to bring our merchant and local communities closer to the club, while creating new opportunities for businesses and fans across the region. As Newcastle United's Official Training KitPartner and Presenting Partner of the Newcastle United Business Club, we look forward to bringing these communities together."

The new SumUp-branded training kit will be worn by Newcastle United squad members starting immediately across all first-team, women's, and academy training sessions and pre-match warm-ups.



Any won sum that up in fewer words Mischief
Report Bish Bosher August 21, 2026 7:40 PM BST
We're delighted to welcome you back home for the return of Premier League action this weekend, following a busy summer of improvements across St. James' Park.

Guided by valuable supporter feedback gathered at previous home matches, these improvements have been designed to improve your matchday experience.

£10 million hospitality transformation

We've invested £10 million into our hospitality offering, delivering one of the most extensive upgrade programmes ever undertaken at St. James' Park.

Highlights include full refurbishments of the Chairman's Suite, and transformation of The Magpie into a stunning new pitch view hospitality space, Tidings. Plus, we've remained Heroes into Icons, which is a tribute to Newcastle United legends and inspired by one of the club's most iconic retro kits.


Additional improvements have been made across the Barracks, Four Corners and Moncur Suites, alongside the transformation of 22 executive boxes.

Brand new pitch

This summer has also seen a significant investment in the heart of the stadium, with £3.6 million invested in a brand-new pitch structure; the first complete replacement in 21 years.

The project includes the installation of a state-of-the-art SubAir system, helping to maintain playing conditions throughout the season.

Stadium infrastructure investments

Over the summer, we've completed a stadium-wide PA system upgrade and invested £2 million in a new LED floodlighting system, complete with a backup generator to improve resilience.

Work has also continued on improving mobile connectivity through the rollout of full stadium 5G infrastructure, helping supporters stay connected on matchdays.

More seats, more safe standing

We've expanded our safe standing provision with the introduction of new safe standing areas on Level 7.

Thanks to additional work carried out by our operations team, we've also increased stadium capacity by approximately 500 seats, taking St. James' Park's capacity to 52,719 - enabling more supporters to experience live football in person.

Improved viewing experience

We've also installed four new in‑bowl replay screens, enhancing visibility of replays and key moments during games for supporters across the stadium.

New food and drink options

Supporters will also notice new digital menu boards across stadium kiosks, making it easier than ever to browse our food and drink offering on matchdays.

Alongside these improvements, we've expanded our menu with a range of new options, including Tandoori Boxes, Caramel Chicken Noodles, and exciting additions to our loaded fries and burger ranges.

Ready for kick-off

From stadium infrastructure and supporter facilities to hospitality and connectivity, these investments reflect our continued commitment to enhancing the experience at St. James' Park.

We kindly ask supporters to arrive early for our opening fixture against Liverpool on Sunday as both clubs pay tribute to the late, great Kevin Keegan.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- August 21, 2026 8:07 PM BST
8 squids for a bacon double cheeseburger, very nice, but...
Report Bish Bosher August 21, 2026 8:15 PM BST
Just got round to watching Jaissel pre match press conference for Sunday and I must admit he was quite witty and straight to the point with his answers. As for the team Confused may be way off but my guess would be Hornicek; Dedic; Thiaw; Burn; Hall; Miley; Steur; Ramsey; Toure; Wissa; Murphy
Report Trackman August 21, 2026 8:24 PM BST
bacon double cheeseburger ?? expand your pallet donny osmond to a £15 Tandoori box.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- August 21, 2026 8:32 PM BST
If they gave you a season ticket they'd be able
to buy a cupple of new players..
Report Trackman August 21, 2026 8:36 PM BST
I'm there Sunday, doubt i'll be able to afford many more let alone a ST.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- August 21, 2026 8:41 PM BST
Sad
Report Tiger Tiger August 23, 2026 10:56 AM BST
Liverpool evens to win today, I have I missed something? Maybe we have signed the new Messi and havent been told about it yet?
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- August 23, 2026 11:56 AM BST
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Kevin Keegan: true King of the North Heroism ran in the family
Kevin Keegan
Dan Jackson
22 Jul 2026 - 12:03am 6 mins

In the late afternoon of 16 February 1909, a terrifying explosion tore through the Burns Pit at West Stanley in County Durham. Sheets of flame erupted from the pit shaft, while underground, 168 miners were either incinerated instantly or were choked to death by coal dust and carbon monoxide. As was typical in mining disasters, there was no shortage of volunteers prepared to risk their own life and limb to look for survivors. Among the first to brave the collapsed mine was a respected local union official called Frank Keegan. Thanks to the efforts of Frank and his comrades, 26 miners were found in a pocket of clean air and safely brought to the surface. A postcard published after the event shows the volunteers, including the dapper and diminutive Keegan smiling underneath a bowler hat and a mop of dark curly hair, above the caption, “local inspector to whom the 26 rescued men owe their lives.”

Frank’s grandson, Kevin, grew up hearing stories of the heroic acts from his father, Joe, but thought of them as merely exaggerated family lore. The truth of what he had heard only dawned on him while playing for Newcastle United in the Eighties, when he was first shown photographs of his grandfather and his fellow rescuers. And when he returned to Newcastle as the club’s manager in the Nineties, he proudly unveiled a memorial to the disaster.

Born in 1951, Keegan started his career at Scunthorpe United before playing for Liverpool and then Hamburg, where he was affectionately known as “Mighty Mouse”; he, certainly had the muscular physique of a miner, but perhaps courage and tenacity were inheritable too. As one Stanley native explained to me: “Frank Keegan went back into the mine to rescue people. He was a local hero. It ran in the family.” Those qualities defined Kevin’s football as much as his character. He was never the tallest, strongest or most naturally gifted player on the pitch, yet he played every game as though it might be his last: harrying defenders, chasing lost causes, refusing to accept that any contest was beyond saving. “In Keegan we saw a man who had the one thing we wanted, apart from his ability: his natural enthusiasm,” observed his great mentor, the Liverpool manager Bill Shankly.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- August 23, 2026 11:59 AM BST
Tried to p9st Keegan article by Dan Jackson
about Kevin Keegan, mods say no...

Any weigh, here's a link,

Dan has a book out shortly, about NUFC history,... santy going to be busy.

https://unherd.com/2026/07/kevin-keegan-true-king-of-the-north/

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Report Tiger Tiger August 23, 2026 2:41 PM BST
No Dan Burn this afternoon ffs.
Report Tiger Tiger August 23, 2026 3:23 PM BST
Didnt expect that line up Sad
Report Racingqueen August 23, 2026 3:23 PM BST
You cant be top heavy when you dont have a centre forward

They have one only problem is the club are so used to screwing up they dont know what a 9 looks like. Look at Woltemades bundesliga highlights.
They are nearly all inside the box. Its hilarious to see this crowd of screwups try to play him as a midfielder/10 Laugh
Report Tiger Tiger August 23, 2026 3:25 PM BST
Newcastle United: Lukáš Horníček, Lewis Hall, Sven Botman, Yoane Wissa, Will Osula, Harvey Barnes, Malick Thiaw, Sean Steur, Anthony Elanga, Amar Dedić, Lewis Miley

Substitutes: Ewen Jaouen, Fabian Schär, Aladji Bamba, Bazoumana Touré, Jacob Murphy, Nick Woltemade, Joe Willock, Jacob Ramsey, Leo Shahar
Report Bish Bosher August 23, 2026 3:28 PM BST
Matthias Jaissle will hand competitive Newcastle United debuts to three players in Sunday's Premier League opener against Liverpool, with Lukáš Horníček, Amar Dedić and Sean Steur all set to make their Magpies bows.

United entertain the Reds on Tyneside, with tributes to Kevin Keegan - a legendary figure at both clubs - planned ahead of the 4.30pm BST kick-off.

And new head coach Jaissle has opted to give the trio their first tastes of top tier football at St. James' Park on what is also the German boss' first game in charge of the club.

Horníček is in goal, with Dedić lining up in defence alongside Malick Thiaw, who captains the side in the absence of Dan Burn, who misses out with an ankle injury sustained in training and is expected to be sidelined for a couple of weeks. Sven Botman also starts, as does Lewis Hall.

Teenage midfielder Steur partners Lewis Miley in the middle of the park, with Anthony Elanga and Harvey Barnes on the flanks and Yoane Wissa further forward alongside Will Osula.

Three more recent arrivals are among the substitutes, with Ewen Jaouen, Aladji Bamba and Bazoumana Touré all poised to make their Magpies bows from the bench.

Fabian Schär and Leo Shahar provide defensive cover, with Jacob Ramsey, Joe Willock and Jacob Murphy also backup options.

Forward Nick Woltemade is also named as Jaissle's side look to kick-off their campaign with a home win.

Former United frontman Alexander Isak is in the Liverpool line-up on his first return to St. James' Park since his departure in the summer of 2025.

Newcastle United: Lukáš Horníček, Lewis Hall, Sven Botman, Yoane Wissa, Will Osula, Harvey Barnes, Malick Thiaw, Sean Steur, Anthony Elanga, Amar Dedić, Lewis Miley

Substitutes: Ewen Jaouen, Fabian Schär, Aladji Bamba, Bazoumana Touré, Jacob Murphy, Nick Woltemade, Joe Willock, Jacob Ramsey, Leo Shahar
Report Racingqueen August 23, 2026 3:30 PM BST
No brainer line up. You cant put in all the new guys. If they get mauled its game over straight away.

BTW Newcastle have a centre forward already. Look at Woltemades Bundesliga highlights. They are all inside the box. Painful watching him being played in midfield/10
Report Tiger Tiger August 23, 2026 3:33 PM BST
Foydc
Report Racingqueen August 23, 2026 4:28 PM BST
Why is Elanga walking around with his kid ffs

Babysitting clown club.
Report Racingqueen August 23, 2026 4:37 PM BST
Get them all carrying their kids next time Laugh
Report Racingqueen August 23, 2026 4:40 PM BST
Osula was sensational there biding his time.
Report Racingqueen August 23, 2026 4:46 PM BST
The 2 Liverpool full backs look atrocious. Add in Van Dijks lack of pace and playing on the break could work here.
Report Bish Bosher August 23, 2026 7:18 PM BST
One of these days just one of these days the referee will not play till Liverpool score in injury time Angry We deserved the win unfortunately someone from the gods loves to rub it in against us when we play Liverpool; they say everything evens itself out so if that is the case; we will have a win run against Liverpool for about 10 games. Hopefully that will shut the doom merchants up who never gave us a chance today; thought Wissa was player of the the match and the Elanga goal will give him some confidence as well; a solid start for Dedic as well
Report Racingqueen August 23, 2026 7:46 PM BST
To be fair ye could have played rubbish and won the game. The performance mattered and ye got it.

Not one of the young new players looked out of their depth. Bamba even looked great when he came on and Steur played well and both barely have 20 senior games under their belts. The keeper looked great.

Liverpool have serious questions to answer. £125m striker barely had a sniff. Their 100m playmaker hauled off and their 2 full backs wouldn't look out of place in the championship.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- August 23, 2026 8:26 PM BST
Where did they get 5 minutes injury time in first place, and ref had red eyes all game.
Ref started 5 second count down when Hornicek placed ball, but not when Allison placed ball, you take as long as you like son.

Can't really complain about result, but wissa as a 10 was great tactics.

Would have been happy with Desmond last season.

Nice of Liverpool fans to sing for a minute or so, usually better, they know, don't they.

Got stuck in traffic on way home, ffs

Report nineteen points August 23, 2026 11:27 PM BST
One minute first half 5 minutes second.With the new rooles should of been no where near that.Shot ourselves in foot bringing on Schar with a minute to go.Guarenteed the ref would add another minute.Pen was a joke but ref had red eyes all game.Anybody think we would get that decision at anfield in the last seconds? of course not.
Report Racingqueen August 23, 2026 11:59 PM BST
The game is being ruined with soft pens. Its so bad now you have teams using it as a tactic.

I watched Barcelona highlights tonight and yet again you have an attacker knocking it past a defender and running into them and falling for a pen.
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