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charlie stubbs 17 Jul 17:22 now we've missed out aimar, and with harper saying in the press we're at short on numbers since 4 players have left and we were ...
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Report Trackman • September 20, 2026 9:28 AM BST
TF hes gone !
Report nineteen points • September 20, 2026 9:40 AM BST
Foyfdc
Report Trackman • September 20, 2026 10:26 AM BST
Laugh
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- • September 20, 2026 12:21 PM BST

Joud19
Age: 3|  Weight: 9-3
SP
J: C Horgan(5)| T: E Bethell| OR:  52
Half-sister to smart 11.5f/1½m winner Star Storm. Little show first 2 starts but much better signs with fifth of 10 in novice at Newcastle (6f) 19 days ago. Suspect there is more to come now handicapping.

Tissue 7/2


Aye,not hard to spot, but not playing at 7/2.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- • September 20, 2026 10:58 PM BST


Trackmond watch...
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- • September 20, 2026 11:01 PM BST


Stokes at the creeket,
Report Trackman • September 21, 2026 9:36 AM BST
A bit further right
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- • September 21, 2026 12:23 PM BST
Yeah, I thought so, and possibly too early...
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- • September 21, 2026 6:17 PM BST
Joud got mullered coming out of stalls, settled at back, ran on, just failed to peg back gambled on jolly.

Not making it easy for us to get a price...
Report Bish Bosher • September 21, 2026 7:56 PM BST
Two of Newcastle United's Premier League fixtures in November have been rescheduled after being selected for live television coverage.

The Magpies' visit of Premier League holders Arsenal on Saturday 21 November, which was initially set to kick-off at 3pm, will now take place at 5:30pm (GMT).

And United's game at Brighton & Hove Albion, which had been due to take place on Saturday 28 November, has also been rescheduled.

Matthias Jaissle's side will travel to the Amex Stadium for a 2.05pm kick-off on Sunday 29 November.

Both games will now be broadcast live on Sky Sports.

Any further alterations to the club's fixture schedule will be communicated at the earliest opportunity.
Report 1st time poster • September 21, 2026 8:23 PM BST
london 5.30 ko
brighton sun ko
shocking
Report Manoleeds • September 21, 2026 9:35 PM BST
Newcastle home to Arsenal at 17.30.
Report 1st time poster • September 22, 2026 9:55 AM BST
yeh sorry couldnt make my mind up how it read,so sshocking for gooners instead ,although nice place for a weekend away  on THE TOON
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- • September 23, 2026 1:30 PM BST
Since I came to Barcelona, I haven’t scored, and there have been moments when I’ve had to sit on the bench and watch the game instead of being out there helping my teammates.”

“Honestly, it hurts. I came here because I wanted to play football, contribute to this team and give everything I have for Barcelona. So when you’re sitting on the bench watching your teammates play, you naturally ask yourself when your moment will come.”

“Against Racing, I could only watch. I wasn’t brought into the game. Of course, I respect the coach’s decision, but every footballer wants to be on that pitch. You want to feel that you’re part of the fight, part of the victory.”

“Then against Sevilla, I got the opportunity to start and I gave everything I had. We won 3–1, and I was happy because the team won, but personally, I still want more. I want to score. I want to create. I want to feel that I’m making a difference for this club.”

“I look around and see Raphinha, Lamine, Adeyemi, Gabriel Jesus and all these quality players fighting for minutes. That competition is not easy. But I didn’t come to Barcelona to make up the numbers.”

“I came here because I believe I can be important for this team.”

“Maybe I have to fight harder. Maybe I have to be more patient. Maybe my time will not come exactly when I want it to. But I cannot let frustration change who I am.”

“I love playing for Barcelona. I love this shirt, and I want to succeed here. I want to look back one day and know that when things were difficult, I didn’t give up.”

“My first goal will come. More minutes will come. More opportunities will come.”

“And when they do, I have to be ready.”

“I’m not here to complain about the competition. I’m here to compete.”

“I want to earn my place, earn the trust of my teammates and the coach, and give Barcelona everything I have.”

“Watching from the bench can hurt… but it can also make you hungrier.”

“I’m going to keep fighting.”
Report Trackman • September 23, 2026 2:07 PM BST
Was u at the creeket yday donny ?
Report 1st time poster • September 23, 2026 2:10 PM BST
4 weeks in to the season bit early for interviews like that isnt it
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- • September 23, 2026 2:13 PM BST
I didn't go to the international.

I didnt think it would be competitive so
didn't want to pay the prices.

Did you go?
Report Trackman • September 23, 2026 2:28 PM BST
No I didn't go. Looked a decent day, they scored with the weather.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- • September 23, 2026 2:36 PM BST
Was in the garden, weeding, it's still bone dry.

Been a good summer for cricket, although the outfield
is looking very ropey.

I thought they might have produced a road to bat on, give
the fans a treat.
Report Tiger Tiger • September 24, 2026 1:18 PM BST
A fair old gamble taking place on the Henderson horse in the 3.35, 18 on here earlier and now just 5.0, bit of a worry as I'm on Gregory at 2.08 Plain
Report Trackman • September 27, 2026 9:16 AM BST
Late to the partae but well done TT
Report Trackman • September 29, 2026 3:57 PM BST
Bish mustav sneaked in2 the pityackaz soot case.

Goalkeeper George Mair marked his 17th birthday on Monday by putting pen to paper on a first professional contract with Newcastle United.

The Darlington-born player joined the Magpies in 2018, making his U18 debut during April 2025 and enjoying a successful introduction to the U21 side this season.

Mair joins the likes of Sam Alabi, Oliver Goodbrand, Alfie Hutchison, Isaac Moran, Mason Miley, Michael Mills and Kyran Thompson in signing first pro deals at SJP in 2026.
Report Bish Bosher • September 29, 2026 7:14 PM BST
Still hear Sad 1st team news only reports from me
Report Trackman • September 30, 2026 12:47 PM BST
Everton (h) Leazes level 4
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- • September 30, 2026 1:10 PM BST
I remember the days you could change
from gallowgate to leazes at half time
and not wait until next game.
Report 1st time poster • September 30, 2026 2:50 PM BST
and still didnt see a n,castle goal LaughLaughLaugh
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- • September 30, 2026 2:55 PM BST
Sometimes went weeks without one of them.

Was fun trying to get on "Shoot" at both ends though. Would have helped if we did shoot more often.
Report 1st time poster • September 30, 2026 4:14 PM BST
remember early editions of SHOOT just before a goal was scored ,they cut back to the studion and george taylor would give you the heads up a goal was coming,describe it,then go back to the game LaughLaugh, best sundays as a kid in the north east was  the few times a season we got THE BIG MATCH instead of SHOOT usually if one of the north east times were playing in london
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- • September 30, 2026 5:54 PM BST
Wasn't it the Boro fans chanting "Shoot" that came to be used in the opening credits.

I was never a big match fan, as we always seemed to get tanked, lol.

Watching Darlington from high above the corner flag made for novel viewing too.

You are right about George Taylor too, probably wanted to give us fair warning in case we were wading through 3 ton of mams cabbage and turnip.

Ken wolstenholme did a stint on commentary too, possibly best thing about the show, except of course when we won.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- • October 1, 2026 12:25 PM BST
New crest unveiled, lot of fuss and new
crest seems fine,...

Indeed some parts seem to be an improvement.
Report nineteen points • October 4, 2026 12:46 PM BST
Guess who`s back,back again
Report Trackman • October 4, 2026 1:27 PM BST
who ?
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- • October 4, 2026 5:11 PM BST
Gatesheed Football Club can confirm that the decision has been taken to terminate the contract of First-Team Manager, Lee Cattermole.
Report nineteen points • October 5, 2026 8:15 AM BST
Looks like they are in the clarts.
Report Trackman • October 5, 2026 12:26 PM BST
The new signage that has  appeared around the stadium etc.

I've no problem with a new look but why put up new stuff and not powerwash the brickwork beforehand ?

Its just shoddy and lazy imo.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- • October 5, 2026 1:33 PM BST
Power wash the brickwork,.. Do you own a brickwork power washing company?

Stadium likely to be coming down, and they'd probably need to do it all once they started.

They painted some of the outside walls in the bar area about 3 years back, and they stunk of paint for months, and folk were complaining. Waterproofing I think.
Report nineteen points • October 5, 2026 3:37 PM BST
complaining aboot weshing Laugh He thinks soap is that thing that stains him whiteLaugh
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- • October 5, 2026 7:52 PM BST
#NUFC have completed the signing of U15 centre-back Abdulmalik Bamgbola from Watford.

The tall, athletic left-footed defender is seen as a player with BIG potential - as United add another exciting prospect to their thriving youth ranks.

The news he raced back for!
Report nineteen points • October 5, 2026 8:10 PM BST
you sure?
Report Trackman • October 6, 2026 8:51 AM BST
Just wesh the fkin walls ya cheapskates.
Report nineteen points • October 6, 2026 11:53 AM BST
Am goin for a couple of early ew punts on the ces,high fibre and premier ligne
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- • October 7, 2026 2:11 PM BST
An investment group led by the Public Investment Fund, and also comprising PCP Capital Partners and RB Sports & Media, has completed the acquisition of 100% of Newcastle United Limited and Newcastle United Football Club Limited from St. James Holdings Limited.

7/10/21

5 years.
Report Trackman • October 7, 2026 2:38 PM BST
Certainly been a better 5 years than the previous 14  years that is for sure.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- • October 7, 2026 3:09 PM BST
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- • October 8, 2026 2:04 PM BST
Prior to presser...



Amar Dedic and Nico Gonzalez are expected to return while Dan Burn and Joelinton should be available for selection for the first time this season.

News on the fitness of Jacob Ramsey, Anthony Elanga, Will Osula and Tino Livramento is awaited.

The issue that saw Lewis Miley's England U21 involvement curtailed isn't thought to be serious but Ewen Jaouen is reportedly set for surgery to repair the hamstring injured while training with France U21s.

Nufc.com
Report Tiger Tiger • October 9, 2026 12:55 PM BST
Real football back this wekend, thank ferk.

Little Lady Rock went into the notebook last time, would have won in another 10 yards over 2m, time afore won nicely over 20f, back up in trip the day and even further in fact, almosy three miles, got 5 and 5.1, getting shorter now, would and still might have a go in the two to be placed market depending on how short it goesCrazy
Report Tiger Tiger • October 9, 2026 2:40 PM BST
2nd place, 2.12 ffs, hardly worth the effort.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- • October 9, 2026 2:43 PM BST
Suspect the fav running around under pressure cost yours a couple of lengths
of track position.

Unlucky.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- • October 9, 2026 5:03 PM BST
Gateshead Football Club can confirm that a sale agreement has been reached in principle with American based private investment company, Flacks Group, subject to Independent Football Regulator approval.
Report nineteen points • October 9, 2026 8:36 PM BST
Any prices for Eddie Howe to be in charge of Manure for their home game against Bournemouth at the end of this month? Stranger things....
Report Tiger Tiger • October 10, 2026 11:49 AM BST
Off to sunny Hexham. Joined in the gamble in the 4.55 race, only got 5.5 and 5.6 about it, was 12/1 early doors! First time up for stable and back up to winning p to p distance, mind you was miles behind wehen falling last time out, never mind lets see what it brings, or doesntCrazy.
Report Tiger Tiger • October 10, 2026 12:08 PM BST
And the Farrell horse in the lucky last.
Report Trackman • October 10, 2026 12:59 PM BST
Be a bit blowy at hexham i bet.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- • October 10, 2026 1:02 PM BST
Extra glue day, or a tight hat.
Report nineteen points • October 10, 2026 1:07 PM BST
yes he is definately a tight twhat
Report Trackman • October 10, 2026 1:21 PM BST
Leave the poor farmer alone
Report Tiger Tiger • October 10, 2026 7:22 PM BST
Aye, leave the tight thwat alone Laugh
Report nineteen points • October 11, 2026 10:10 AM BST
Morning top lads,a wee bit profit on the day,thought i had the winner but never mind.3 aways today you reckon? Unders?0==
Report Trackman • October 11, 2026 12:57 PM BST
A prophet is a prophet.
Report Trackman • October 11, 2026 12:57 PM BST
I've played

Forest
Draw
Man C
Report Trackman • October 11, 2026 12:58 PM BST
Looked at the unders too.
Report nineteen points • October 11, 2026 1:04 PM BST
So 3 hurms and a gurls bonanza in store for us today then Laugh
Report Trackman • October 11, 2026 1:11 PM BST
I ended up with

Forest 0-1 9/1
Draw  0-0 17/2
Man C 1-2 9/1
Report Trackman • October 11, 2026 1:12 PM BST
Just good to have the futbarl back innit.
Report Tiger Tiger • October 11, 2026 1:51 PM BST
TNT 1 for the big match today.
Report Tiger Tiger • October 11, 2026 3:22 PM BST
Good game, 5 tries in the first 20 minutes, shame Exeter have 3 of them Plain
Report Tiger Tiger • October 11, 2026 3:47 PM BST
19-21 HT, young 18 yr old looks a bit of a find.
Report Trackman • October 11, 2026 4:01 PM BST
Just the 8 goals in the first two games

#judge
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- • October 11, 2026 4:09 PM BST
Sods Law. Forum Curse

Take yer pick.
Report nineteen points • October 11, 2026 9:22 PM BST
Thats why the boookies drive big cars Laugh
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- • October 12, 2026 1:38 PM BST
Got a few players back.

Still a few out though.

Centre mid should bring a few interesting selections.

I assume Nico comes back in.

Does he stick with attacking 10,or maybe
play Joelinton and steur in there?
Report Trackman • October 12, 2026 2:21 PM BST
decisions decisions.
Report Trackman • October 12, 2026 2:33 PM BST
Dedic, Miley aare they fit ?
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- • October 12, 2026 2:39 PM BST
Both spotted in training last week

So may have some part to play

As was osula!
Report Trackman • October 12, 2026 2:41 PM BST
Might be one or two back but Steur would be unlucky if he didnt start imo.

Not sure about right back could be either Miley I suppose but I will go with Murphy perhaps

Hornicek
Murphy Thiaw Botman Hall
Steur Nico
Barnes Willock Pardo
Wissa
Report nineteen points • October 12, 2026 2:44 PM BST
Nico in then rest who coming back from ian jurys ont bench.Simples
Report Trackman • October 12, 2026 2:44 PM BST
Its not like the Howe days when the local jouno's had a fair handle on who was fit and who wasn't.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- • October 12, 2026 2:59 PM BST
Osula on the right might be interesting

Hornicek

Dedic Thiaw Botman Hall

Nico Steur

Willock

Osula Wissa Barnes



Probably won't play osula in front of Dedic, so probably Jacob on right

Pardo missed some game time with Belgium so
ease him back, half an hour,.. Same for big Joe, and also Baz, and Miley senior.
Report Tiger Tiger • October 12, 2026 6:45 PM BST
Newcastle United: Lukáš Horníček, Lewis Hall, Sven Botman, Nico González, Yoane Wissa, Harvey Barnes, Malick Thiaw (c), Matias Fernandez-Pardo, Jacob Murphy, Joe Willock, Lewis Miley.

Substitutes: Nick Pope, Fabian Schär, Joelinton, Aladji Bamba, Will Osula, Sean Steur, Bazoumana Touré, Dan Burn, Amar Dedić.
Report Bish Bosher • October 12, 2026 7:26 PM BST
finished work at 7 Angry HWTL
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- • October 12, 2026 8:07 PM BST
Poor start.
Report Bish Bosher • October 12, 2026 8:53 PM BST
Xmas came early for their goal Angry anyone any idea why Pardo dummied the ball instead of tapping it in Confused masters of their own downfall against a poor Coventry team
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- • October 12, 2026 9:07 PM BST
Getting beat 2-0 by one of the worst teams
I've seen in a while.

Bring back the International break.
Report Trackman • October 12, 2026 9:40 PM BST
What an absolute mess.
Report Trackman • October 12, 2026 9:42 PM BST
What ever this formation is we don't have the players to play it.
Report nineteen points • October 12, 2026 9:55 PM BST
Absolute garbage.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- • October 12, 2026 10:15 PM BST
Monday night blues

Is that zoo open yet?
Report Trackman • October 12, 2026 10:22 PM BST
Coach / Manager needs to look at the squad he has and understand the formation he wants to play will not work with the players he has at his disposal.
I'm no manager but if I can see it ????

Man u had a coach that insisted on a certain formation and didnt have the players to play it last season and he paid the price.
I hope this fella wakes up and smells the coffee very soon.
Report Bish Bosher • October 12, 2026 10:30 PM BST
Totally embarrassing Blush no excuses we deserved what we got
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- • October 12, 2026 11:01 PM BST
Not 4-1 bad, but disjointed,and playing a 10
with 3 in front was always a big ask, given
what we've got.

If we don't make chances/ score goals it can
be spectacularly bad.

So many folk on twitter blaming so many different players seems a fair summation that we've had a poor evening.

Think maybe the underlying problem with the system is we don't have a 6.

It's a while since we won on a Monday night.
Report nineteen points • October 13, 2026 6:52 AM BST
Goalie couldnt gather a simple ball and gives pelanty away.Set the tone for comedy defending all night.Midfieldnon exsistant again.Wissa totally anonimous apart from giving stupid free kicks away.Front 3 never in game apart from young lad who needs a bit luck and confidence.I could go on and on but just getting angry again thinking about it.Angry
Report Trackman • October 13, 2026 9:10 AM BST
Nor do we have a 10 donny Plain

Morning gents, got my Villa ticket via resale this morning.

Level 4 Leazes West Corner

HWTL
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- • October 13, 2026 10:30 AM BST
Cruel game when you're a bit off.

We need an extra player, or just stop
making mistakes.
Report Trackman • October 13, 2026 10:57 AM BST
We were more than a bit off tbh.

Individual mistakes costing us all over the park. Not sure any of the starting 11 would have scored above 5 out of 10 in Tigers Tales.

Need to find solutions quickly.

Need to take chances when they arise.

Need a cup of coffee.
Report 1st time poster • October 13, 2026 11:07 AM BST
scott wilson in the echo not leaving much off the table in his takedown
Report Tiger Tiger • October 13, 2026 11:13 AM BST
Trackman12 Oct 26 22:22Joined: 10 Jan 02
Coach / Manager needs to look at the squad he has and understand the formation he wants to play will not work with the players he has at his disposal.
I'm no manager but if I can see it ????

Man u had a coach that insisted on a certain formation and didnt have the players to play it last season and he paid the price.
I hope this fella wakes up and smells the coffee very soon.



My thoughts also 100%.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- • October 13, 2026 11:18 AM BST
Depends where you think our starting position is!

I think we are inexperienced kids and players that struggled to get on the bench
and manager trying to juggle injuries.

So being a bit off, from a lower start point
than last season.

Yeah it looked awful, and it's mostly self
inflicted, as Coventry were not very good, apart from picking up the gifts we generously scattered all around.

Hull and Coventry look like they will struggle, and we ain't much better, so work
to do not to join them.
Report Tiger Tiger • October 13, 2026 11:23 AM BST
Disorganised, Disjointed, muddled, flustered, higgledy piggledy.

Not a single player emerged with any credit last night. System isn't working so.............change the damn system. Teams are walking through our midfield because we dont seem to have anyone in midfield, at least not where they should be, shows up our central defenders for what they are, which is not very good. Powder puff in attack, who told this Pardo bloke that he was a striker? Answer - he did! Everyone else thinks he's a wide man.

There is a lot of sorting out to be done.
Report nineteen points • October 13, 2026 12:06 PM BST
Firstly,goalie is hesitant and that kills your defenders.Defenders arent playing as a unit,our clearing of the ball is a joke,10 year olds can clear the box farther.The midfield dont play together,the one man who can pass forward was dropped and our other good midfielder was right full back who never got involved.Hall is great but i wish he would look for the ball 5 yards further up than he does.Wissa a total waste in whatever that position he is in.the best bit though is the total lack of a centre forward.i felt sorry for the young lad pushed up front.Lots of decisions to be made and some arzes to be kicked.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- • October 14, 2026 12:34 PM BST
NUFC on Monday Night Football in the PL since 2010:

Played 35 (6 home, 29 away)

7 wins
6 draws
22 defeats
Goals for 32
Goals against 60

0.77 points per game
20% win ratio

......




29 away out of 35

Lol
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