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10 Apr 17
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You are watching golf four days in a row.... The final putt, the crescendo, the climax... The finish, the moment you've been waiting for all weekend......
Suddenly skybox takes a decision to switch to "Billions" because my gf had it on planner
Would you dump your girlfriend over this???
To complicate matters I'm a submissive
My girl is a dacryphilliac.
Its more Silence of the lambs than 50 shades of gray
I rub the lotion on her skin or else I'm anally raped again
I don't ever cross her bad side (she has a collection of knives she has named, no joke)
I don't ever dare to even leave the toilet seat up or my back (her canvass) gets sliced too ribbons
But this is genuinely too much.... I can't effin believe it.
About 40 hours of the greatest golf tournament fickin ruined
Suddenly skybox takes a decision to switch to "Billions" because my gf had it on planner
Would you dump your girlfriend over this???
To complicate matters I'm a submissive
My girl is a dacryphilliac.
Its more Silence of the lambs than 50 shades of gray
I rub the lotion on her skin or else I'm anally raped again
I don't ever cross her bad side (she has a collection of knives she has named, no joke)
I don't ever dare to even leave the toilet seat up or my back (her canvass) gets sliced too ribbons
But this is genuinely too much.... I can't effin believe it.
About 40 hours of the greatest golf tournament fickin ruined
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I don't see the problem. She likes to make you cry, you're crying.
Dacryphiliac. 
Sound like you're made for each other .Don't dare dump her. 
Sound like you're made for each other .Don't dare dump her.
Could have been much worse to be frank with you. If the planner suddenly switched over to Ted 2 you'd have to let her go.
It was a disaster. No respinse to my texts last night then I get home from work for my break at 11:30 this morning and the sky box has vanished. I didn't even give her a key WTF?
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