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Platini
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another training ground bust up and he's been banished from the grounds now.

is it over already for wee Joey ?
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Report trilby22 September 17, 2016 5:41 PM BST
This Gers supporter is sitting out in the sun (20c) supping ice cold cider Cool

Good to see the obsessed Tim obsess Laugh
Report Kriskin September 17, 2016 5:45 PM BST

Sep 17, 2016 -- 6:41PM, trilby22 wrote:


This Gers supporter is sitting out in the sun (20c) supping ice cold cider Good to see the obsessed Tim obsess


good on u.  Ur fellow supporters in an around the Glasgow area are in meltdown.  Even ur manager stormed out of his press conference -

Report trilby22 September 17, 2016 6:01 PM BST
I guess some peeps take some things too seriously Laugh

Prost Cool
Report trilby22 September 17, 2016 6:05 PM BST
"Ross Co" P Coltrane Laugh

Report trilby22 September 17, 2016 6:05 PM BST
Report Platini September 17, 2016 7:22 PM BST
Trilby, I was trying to work out WTF that Avator was, then discovered it was the new version of Captain Britain. Surprised

Now as a huge comics fan growing up in the 70s, I had the first few issues of Marvel's Captain Britain so I remember clearly what he looked like.
Gotta say this new version doesn't come up to scratch. The original Cap Britain was a big handsome fella, blonde hair, blue eyes, and work a simple mask (which came with the 1st issue - wish I still had it, worth about £100 on ebay now).

Here it is : http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CAPTAIN-BRITAIN-1-OCT-13-1976-BRITISH-WEEKLY-COMIC-HIGH-GRADE-WITH-FREE-GIFT-/131855740762?ha****m1eb336ef5a:g:uUkAAOSw~bFWF4Ls

Anyway, you can see the difference. Night and day. I suggest you change your avatar Wink
Report trilby22 September 17, 2016 7:29 PM BST
Plat, I nicked the pic from some link aca posted the other day - cos I like the colours Cool

I have no eye deer WTF Cap't Britain is (Nigel Farage, perhaps?) & I shall investigate.

Cheers
Report Platini September 17, 2016 7:34 PM BST
I believe Nigel Farage is the new version's alter ego Laugh
Report trilby22 September 17, 2016 7:48 PM BST
Laugh

Needs to trim his pubes, imo.

Report akabula September 17, 2016 7:55 PM BST
Kriskin
Ur fellow supporters in an around the Glasgow area are in meltdown.  Even ur manager stormed out of his press conference -


If on clyde that'll make a pleasant change for the presenters.
Been celtic fans talking the same chyt for the past 4 years.

MW was quite right walking out of that press conference.
Had already told them he couldn't discuss the Barton situation but they continued to press him.
Says more about the stupidity of our media guys than MW.
Report sofiakenny September 18, 2016 12:52 PM BST
you at the game were you ackie?....naw?
Report akabula September 18, 2016 12:56 PM BST
The softlad is obsessed with me. Always wanting to know where I've been. Laugh
Report TheChaser September 18, 2016 12:56 PM BST
They should focus on 2nd spot and stop thinking they can win the league

A hard fought draw against Ross City is nothing to be ashamed off
Report TheChaser September 18, 2016 12:57 PM BST
Ross County , so they drew with a county team
Report akabula September 18, 2016 12:58 PM BST
Getting turned over by a collection of metal detector fanatics in Gibraltar was though Wink
Report akabula September 18, 2016 1:12 PM BST
How come you aint at the Green today chaser?
Advertising events to commemorate the second anniversary of indyref1.
Not sure what kind of events though. Maybe the best burst ba' wins a prize. Laugh
Report Platini September 18, 2016 1:57 PM BST
For you, Trilby


Report FredRescue September 18, 2016 2:07 PM BST
Bid in coming from Man U
Report TheChaser September 18, 2016 2:07 PM BST
akabula
akabula 18 Sep 16 13:12 Joined: 13 Mar 08 | Topic/replies: 21,673 | Blogger: akabula's blog
How come you aint at the Green today chaser?
Advertising events to commemorate the second anniversary of indyref1.
Not sure what kind of events though. Maybe the best burst ba' wins a prize. Laugh
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The No voters having a party? or YES?
Report akabula September 18, 2016 2:10 PM BST
Tis the Yessers chaser. I would have thought they'd want to forget indyref1.
Report TheChaser September 18, 2016 2:12 PM BST
Bunch of clowns

I have nothing to do with politics now , i retired
Report akabula September 18, 2016 2:13 PM BST
Tommy be speakin no doubt and pickin up a grand for his troubles as per norm.
Report Platini September 18, 2016 2:28 PM BST
Sheep up to 4th now. Next weekend's game already a must-win, Aka Wink
Report akabula September 18, 2016 2:34 PM BST
Got to admit it is looking a bit iffy.
Hard game on Tuesday as well. QotS flying just now.
Report TheChaser September 18, 2016 2:35 PM BST
Warbs will find his hat maybe
Report iamajambo September 19, 2016 12:21 PM BST
The good news for the Sevvies is that Jailbird Joey has been banned for 3 weeks.

The bad news is that he is still on the pay roll.

Bleed them dry agent Barton,you cheeky Tim.
Report freddiek September 19, 2016 12:38 PM BST
can all the Gers who thought signing Joey was some kind of masterstroke sign in please??

Laugh
Report northanlite September 19, 2016 2:49 PM BST
So his new book "No Nonsense" (oh the irony!) is being released on Thurs and he's suddenly become the lead story on all the sports bulletins.
Coincidence???
His publishers will be pleased at least.
This whole thing was probably in his contract Plain
Report lurka September 20, 2016 12:04 AM BST
apparently called one of his team mates an orange b'stard and told the manager 'my 5 year old daughter is older than this club'
Report TheChaser September 20, 2016 4:02 PM BST
Clint hill , Kranjar , Matt Gilks and the rest where are they

Davie Weir driving Joey about Glasgow in his fancy motor , whilst all along Barton was hoping for a last minute call from Celtic.Now he says in his boo Celtic wanted him and Lawell has said Celtic where offered him and let it go.
Report TheChaser September 20, 2016 4:03 PM BST

northanlite 19 Sep 16 14:49 Joined: 07 Jun 04 | Topic/replies: 10,261 | Blogger: northanlite's blog
So his new book "No Nonsense" (oh the irony!) is being released on Thurs and he's suddenly become the lead story on all the sports bulletins.
Coincidence???
His publishers will be pleased at least.
This whole thing was probably in his contract Plain
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Signing for Rangers or Celtic and causing a scene was the only way to sell his book.
Report akabula September 20, 2016 4:10 PM BST
The bad news is that he is still on the pay roll.

Suspended without pay.
Report akabula September 20, 2016 4:11 PM BST
Barton koed a last minute bid from celtic.
Report akabula September 20, 2016 4:16 PM BST
Had to laugh at Sutton as he keeps trying to make himself relevant.
Says MW hasn't handled this well and Walter would have reacted differently.
If anyone knows anything about employment law then you'll know that no matter how much an employer is in the right if they don't follow laid down procedures they will lose their case at a tribunal or in court.
Report TheChaser September 20, 2016 4:34 PM BST

akabula 20 Sep 16 16:11 Joined: 13 Mar 08 | Topic/replies: 21,694 | Blogger: akabula's blog
Barton koed a last minute bid from celtic.


So he says

Peter Lawell says Joeys agent called him and they never took it further

No way Brenda wanted Joey he would not fit in any team Brenda has ever managed due to his tactics we would most likely have to drop Brown for Barton and even though Brown is not exactly Top Class he is 4 years or so yonger than Joey and Brenda said he wanted to keep him since day one.

Joey talks sh1te AKA he said how can Brown be a Celtic player when he played with Rangers boys club

Barton nearly signed for Liverpool he says in his book ( but he was an Everton fan ) sure he played with some Liverpool boys Club.He said the same about Carragher who was an Everton fan.

He said Neymar was only good on Fifa 3 or 4 year back now he is ranked top 10 easy in the world

He said Thiago Silva at PSG was useless and then got MOTM and he said sorry i got him wrong

He thinks he is brainy but really he is thick as sh1t

He said a few year ago it's not about money now and signs for QPR and Rangers for COIN

Rangers want him gone and they hope he keeps breaking rules to get him chucked out cheaper
Report akabula September 20, 2016 4:38 PM BST
Pomme De Terre! as Joey might say. Laugh
Report akabula September 20, 2016 4:41 PM BST
Rangers want him gone and they hope he keeps breaking rules to get him chucked out cheaper

If sacked he'll get nowt.
Report TheChaser September 20, 2016 4:42 PM BST
Well that's the plan then and it looks like he is happy selling his book
Report themightymac September 21, 2016 4:50 PM BST
The world would be a better place if more people were like Joey. Says what he thinks and isn`t two faced like the majority are. His book will be a good read. Won`t be patronising like similar books from players and managers.
Report john92 September 21, 2016 4:58 PM BST
You would have to pay for that 'better place' with much higher taxes, to fund all the prisons.
Report themightymac September 21, 2016 5:07 PM BST
LaughLaugh
You are probably right John!
Report akabula September 21, 2016 10:22 PM BST
I read an extract from his book in the DR today.
FFS brother and a mate doing life, dad ran his van over a dog that bit him and when he was getting bullied his dad gave him a baseball bat and sent him after the bullies. Laugh
Report TheChaser September 21, 2016 10:27 PM BST
AKA Joey was on Sky sports news at the time calling for his brother to return as he flew to Amsterdam i think.
Report TheChaser September 21, 2016 10:29 PM BST
He contradicts himself way too much though

He slated Brown and Carragher for playing for their rivals , Yet in his book he reveals he almost signed for Liverpool until Houllier got sacked.

So how can we know the real him , he just talks sh1te really now.
Report akabula September 21, 2016 10:30 PM BST
I think he's had some upbringing. Says it's responsible for his occasionally psychotic personality.
Report TheChaser September 21, 2016 10:32 PM BST
8
Youth career
–1996    Everton
1996    Liverpool
1997–2002    Manchester City



If this is true he is a total mug as he was re-tweeting Scott Brown pictures of him in Rangers youth/boys club , Ih he played for Liverpool then it just wouldn't make sense him trying to slag of Brown.

He will probably sell less books now than before his move.Are Rangers fans interested ? Celtic fans won't be

Bargain bin for £2 soon
Report TheChaser September 21, 2016 10:34 PM BST
AKA iv'e read about his family before he moved here i think they are mad/nutters whatever.Not saying hard just psychos

So all in all he has actually grinded out a great life for himself
Report TheChaser September 21, 2016 10:36 PM BST
He's making it an audio book as well , will it be a different voice for us Scottish
Report akabula September 21, 2016 10:39 PM BST
I just hope it's not in French.
Report TheChaser September 21, 2016 10:44 PM BST
He looks french now with the tash , pornstar tash
Report TheChaser September 21, 2016 10:47 PM BST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dovfYaQoPoY
Report smirnoff2therescue September 21, 2016 11:19 PM BST
toon fan so spare me the diatribe that you lot chuck at each other day on day - as someone who had the displeasure of having had him at my club i cant believe MW thought this was ever a good signing for a club like Rangers - how many times has the guy had a chance and fcuked it up.
Could have stayed at Burnley and earned (allegedly) more and more for a one year contract than he wud for a 2 year deal wiv Rangers but had a book to sell and more twitter followers to grab

Sorry but its all part of a well oiled plan for a final payday before retirement

#justsayinglike

#whenwasheevergood/great/ffs
Report TheChaser September 21, 2016 11:34 PM BST
I did rate him as a player tbh , not seen him play for Rangers yet bar the  Celtic game where he was invisable but the whole team was sh1te.

I thought he was well liked with Newcastle fans ?
Report TheChaser September 21, 2016 11:35 PM BST
When i say rate i don't mean he should have been at a top Club in England but if not for his Jail stint and fighting he would have more than 1 cap for sure.
Report smirnoff2therescue September 21, 2016 11:44 PM BST
not at all .....but the my former name was shearer lol so i may be biased but he were not too bad was he

i could quote a donna summer song here....... but essentially he blagged a wage imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3FAnvATfrM
Report TheChaser September 21, 2016 11:52 PM BST
how much was he on at newcastle , i thought the fans wanted him back on a few occasions
Report smirnoff2therescue September 22, 2016 12:04 AM BST
i was talking about Shearer in the above post Chaser - he wasnt a great player at any time during Shearers short tenure getting himself senslessly sent off against Liverpool whilst we were fighting against relegation- a crime he infamously recreated for QPR AT Man City

#blaggingacareer rightnow

im not on twitter by the way lolLaughLaugh
Report TheChaser September 22, 2016 12:07 AM BST
Would Shearer have stayed as manager if you's avoided the drop that year?
Report TheChaser September 22, 2016 12:09 AM BST
was your old forum name shearer also you mean?
Report themightymac September 22, 2016 12:14 AM BST
We were lucky to follow football when it was football. Great teams with home grown players. I feel sorry for young fans nowadays paying a fortune to watch a bunch of foreign mercenaries kissing club badges week after week. As I`ve said before, Murdoch and Sky tv have ruined the game.
Report smirnoff2therescue September 22, 2016 12:18 AM BST
shearer2therestcue

never posted on a Rangers/Celtic thread cos yas are mad as fcuk

name got banned ShockedShocked but hey ho

We are fcuked as long as Ashley stays and Rangers had a lucky escape ScaredScaredCrazyCrazy
Report TheChaser September 22, 2016 12:20 AM BST
Rangers Legend who led them back to the big time , couldn't find many pics of him

Report themightymac September 22, 2016 12:22 AM BST
The Geordies are great people. Used to go to Newcastle races regularly and friendlier people one couldn`t meet. Geordie was a great group too. Lead singer got a transfer to AC/DC.
Report TheChaser September 22, 2016 12:22 AM BST
"never posted on a Rangers/Celtic thread cos yas are mad as fcuk "

Aye half of it doesn't make sense Grin

Sunderland - Newcastle get on well i here  Laugh
Report themightymac September 22, 2016 12:24 AM BST




Report TheChaser September 22, 2016 12:24 AM BST
met people from sunderland in the summer in machester at the roses and they where funny feckers , signing hibs songs for some reason Laugh sunshine on leith being sung by a sunderland fan in manchester in a man city pub Laugh
Report TheChaser September 22, 2016 12:25 AM BST
great memories mac Laugh that must be against benfica
Report themightymac September 22, 2016 12:26 AM BST
Grin
Report akabula September 22, 2016 12:33 AM BST
2 great dug tracks though. Used to go down regular.
Night meeting at one next day meeting at the other.
Normally drank into the early hours in the hotel we stayed in so nursing hangovers for the second visit.
Report smirnoff2therescue September 22, 2016 12:34 AM BST
Chaser - heres the deal - me own brother is a Mackem yet im black n white - - i wont bore you wiv the details but right now i have bowel cancer which im fighting well but i cud still knock him out on a match day - we all love our clubs and follow em home and away and they hurt us many more times than they pleasure us -but thats the tax we pay  CoolCoolCool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNMZCO_uCAE
Report akabula September 22, 2016 12:34 AM BST
Even better ones Laugh

Report mesmerised September 22, 2016 12:36 AM BST
Good luck with your treatment, cancer is proof there is no God.
Report TheChaser September 22, 2016 12:38 AM BST
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Chaser - heres the deal - me own brother is a Mackem yet im black n white - - i wont bore you wiv the details but right now i have bowel cancer which im fighting well but i cud still knock him out on a match day - we all love our clubs and follow em home and away and they hurt us many more times than they pleasure us -but thats the tax we pay  CoolCoolCool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNMZCO_uCAE


hope you get better mate

one sunderland one newcastle if same age must have had a few figts growing up Laugh
Report smirnoff2therescue September 22, 2016 12:41 AM BST
thankyou mesmerised i intend to come out the otha side - its a game of football at end of days lads that you shud be able to take the piss outta ya mates afta game whateva side ya on

#wrongsideofthefamily

just for trackers
Report themightymac September 22, 2016 12:45 AM BST
Hope you are better soon smirnoff.
Report akabula September 22, 2016 12:51 AM BST
Hope yer not only better soon Smirnoff and yer team gets rid of Ashley.
Report stewarty b September 22, 2016 12:55 AM BST
Hope things get better for you smirnoff2therescue. May I ask how old you are?
Report smirnoff2therescue September 22, 2016 12:55 AM BST
here here aka and the mightymac but its only footy(me missuss telt me to say that)
but honestly we do eventually grow up

#49hopingtomake59lol
Report akabula September 22, 2016 1:00 AM BST
49!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FFS yer just a youngster. Laugh
Report themightymac September 22, 2016 1:04 AM BST
Aka`s that in reverse LaughLaugh
Report stewarty b September 22, 2016 1:04 AM BST
49?? And here's me like an ignorant fool with a bowel test kit sitting on top of my cistern for about five months. I really need to get my act together.
Report smirnoff2therescue September 22, 2016 1:06 AM BST
ok i lied im 53 but im not on tinder so settle down lol

#niveacream

ican only teach the apples from the pears

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_UgHbWutjc
Report stewarty b September 22, 2016 5:04 PM BST
What's the subject tonight lads? Horseracing, Fitba, women, or gambling.Laugh
Report stewarty b September 22, 2016 5:35 PM BST
Wrong thread. Which one were we posting on in the early hours?
Report iamajambo September 22, 2016 6:49 PM BST
I'm in a similar situation with the **** on a stick thing stewarty.

Let's get started,say on Monday,and keep both of us up to it,by feedback.

Have you taken advantage of the 2/1 available on the Sheep?
Report Platini September 22, 2016 8:43 PM BST
I couldn't get 2/1 but I'm more than happy with 15/8

no way should Sevco be favs away to the sheep.
Report smirnoff2therescue September 22, 2016 11:18 PM BST
Bartons had 10k on to pay the fine allege.......
Report Platini September 23, 2016 12:21 PM BST
Celtic apart, Sevco haven't played any decent opposition yet. They've failed to beat the likes of Killie, Hamilton and Ross County.

The Dons are a good step up from that lot. And its an away game, at a ground where they've often struggled even when Oldco had a much better side.
Odds are the wrong way round here.
Report TheChaser September 23, 2016 1:26 PM BST
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/rangers-idol-kenny-miller-ar...

LaughLaughLaughLaughLaugh

Report Platini September 23, 2016 6:02 PM BST
Miller time

gets jail time Laugh
Report TheChaser September 23, 2016 7:33 PM BST
https://twitter.com/search?q=kenny%20miller&src=typd&lang=en-gb

10 year ago today Miler got his first Celtic goal
Report TheChaser September 23, 2016 7:34 PM BST
And look how delighted he is
Report themightymac September 23, 2016 9:53 PM BST
What was he arrested for? Loitering with no intent. Laugh
Report themightymac September 23, 2016 9:54 PM BST
.... in the Ibrox penalty box LaughLaugh
Report TheChaser September 23, 2016 10:14 PM BST
Fighting after the celtic 5-1 hammering Laugh
Report TheChaser September 23, 2016 10:15 PM BST
Weir and Senderos seen red

Magic hat lost his hat

Miler time in the nick

Jospeh is on book tours

What's next
Report Platini September 23, 2016 11:20 PM BST
Is Kenny sharing a cell with CJ ?  LaughLaugh
Report akabula September 23, 2016 11:24 PM BST
CJ making wee Joey look an okay guy. Laugh
Report TheChaser September 23, 2016 11:29 PM BST
CJ Laugh this is a fooking joke right?

Always thought he was weird and i kid you not first time i seen him i was in a barbers a proper old one ( old guy dead now £3-£4 a chop )early 2000s  and it was in and out.Eggheads comes on and the barbers son came up as he had shop downstairs painting and was calling CJ this and that for some reason.
Report TheChaser September 23, 2016 11:33 PM BST
The former BBC quiz show panellist is to be questioned by Dutch police after the discovery of 12 bodies in an Amsterdam canal more than 20 years ago


This makes me want to track the barbers son down he what he knew
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