Football
Mar 31, 2016 -- 9:39AM, mega88 wrote:
Only bud me Westy an YoYo get dates round here
im guessing you go for quantity not quality then.
Of equal or possibly higher importance on a first date, make sure you have no klingons on your starboard bow. Abstinence from a taking a toxic dump isnt the answer either.....it always bubbles up at the most inconvenient time.
Mar 31, 2016 -- 9:29AM, Mike-lfc wrote:
so many bull****s on here. 1.01 not one of you has a restricted account.
Does a 45p max e/w yankee on horses count as restricted? Or a £7 max on a 1.08 specials bet to win about 60p?
Only bud me Westy an YoYo get dates round here
And here they are on a night out with some of their other friends:
Very nearly correct Jonny_M. It's more likely to be dates with themselves. What with all the "owning" that keeps getting mentioned.
Mar 31, 2016 -- 11:00AM, Johnny_Mustang wrote:
mugga88Only bud me Westy an YoYo get dates round hereAnd here they are on a night out with some of their other friends:
Very unlikely that the op has a date, in fact it's very unlikely that 90% on here have explored the furry cup. But as I've said before if Mick Hucknall can bed over 7000 women then there's some hope for you muggers, yes johnny mustang and mesmugmes that includes you, you will one day explore your sexuality without the need for a toilet roll with fake pubes sellotaped around the edge, good luck lads 
Not heard that one.
Mar 31, 2016 -- 12:37PM, mega88 wrote:
Mar 31, 2016 -- 10:00AM, Johnny_Mustang wrote:mugga88Only bud me Westy an YoYo get dates round hereAnd here they are on a night out with some of their other friends:Very unlikely that the op has a date, in fact it's very unlikely that 90% on here have explored the furry cup. But as I've said before if Mick Hucknall can bed over 7000 women then there's some hope for you muggers, yes johnny mustang and mesmugmes that includes you, you will one day explore your sexuality without the need for a toilet roll with fake pubes sellotaped around the edge, good luck lads
do you lot really think people dont get restricted? Also do lot seriously never go out and meet women
Mar 31, 2016 -- 9:29AM, Mike-lfc wrote:
so many bull****s on here. 1.01 not one of you has a restricted account.
You don't have to be particularly savvy to be restricted. I'd know, I've been limited at several bookmakers where I can't possibly be in profit, thanks to my formative mug days
Mar 31, 2016 -- 4:08PM, JC1326 wrote:
Mar 31, 2016 -- 8:29AM, Mike-lfc wrote:so many bull****s on here. 1.01 not one of you has a restricted account.You don't have to be particularly savvy to be restricted. I'd know, I've been limited at several bookmakers where I can't possibly be in profit, thanks to my formative mug days
Stop kidding yourself JC those formative days are still with you now and they won't be leaving anytime soon.
Taking her for dinner/drinks on friday night followed by a night booked in a nice hotel. Wish me luck lads.
I'm taking a tube of lube incase anal gets the green light. Might have to make her wear one of my old villa shirts in bed
Apr 6, 2016 -- 4:13PM, prepared83 wrote:
Fair point but i was with a bird for years and she was with the fella so this the first time we've both been single at the same time.I'm taking a tube of lube incase anal gets the green light. Might have to make her wear one of my old villa shirts in bed
I am the only one thinking you will be receiving anal from a Ladyboy
If in bag then you need to urgently get some pollyfilla for arris
to smile/laugh/joke at the retarded kid in school to make him feel better
Wait for the groans and/or tumbleweed.
could go wrong?
Apr 6, 2016 -- 4:13PM, prepared83 wrote:
Fair point but i was with a bird for years and she was with the fella so this the first time we've both been single at the same time.I'm taking a tube of lube incase anal gets the green light. Might have to make her wear one of my old villa shirts in bed
Don't give her anything other than the green and black monstrosity with Muller on the front unless it looks like she's up for another round.
I'm gunna get her in that kit, do her from behind and start singing the paul mcgrath song. "its your round my lord, its your round"
That is the least he could do after we have helped him enter the tank.
not sure how i can prove it westender tbh, would give u lot my facebook name but i couldjust imagine some of the weirdos on here stalking me
are u allowed to post a pic of yourself on here?
Yes, indeed, it's highly recommended!
Bito will show you how
i get enough abuse on here for being a villa fan so god knows what abuse i'd get if my block head was on here as well
Anyway, I must away. GL wi yer bird and in the famous words of Men Behaving Badly, "Don't stand on ceremony, mate. Just sit her on the cooker and chuck it up her."
1.35 She's a dude
2.7 The Villa shirt was too small for donutgal
3.0 Now on dialysis
4.8 She arrived with a strapon in her handbag
12.0 Slapped on the lube but didnt even touch the sides
14.0 She was allergic to the sweet chilli sauce
thought i was gunna have a stroke the 3rd time need topack an inhaler if nothing else next time.
her betting accounts will be getting active this week
Apr 10, 2016 -- 2:14PM, prepared83 wrote:
It went really well, skipped dinner and just ordered pizza to our room thought i was gunna have a stroke the 3rd time need topack an inhaler if nothing else next time.
you sure you just not having a big long wet dream mate lol
but this is actually happening, shes just invited me round and is gunna cook me a roast dinner. How do i make an excuse to leave though as im heavily invested in the final round of the masters golf
Apr 10, 2016 -- 3:42PM, prepared83 wrote:
haha usually pal but this is actually happening, shes just invited me round and is gunna cook me a roast dinner. How do i make an excuse to leave though as im heavily invested in the final round of the masters golf
i am sure those unrestricted betting accounts she has must be a big turn on aye
but shes actually a really nice bird so don't wanna mess it up. But come on final round of the masters is a must watch
will update on how i get on with her betting accounts
