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On a first date with a bird?

prepared83

30 Mar 16 23:38

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Is it wrong to ask her if she has any betting accounts and if so are they unrestricted?

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Clouseau When: 30 Mar 16 23:46

If anybody has an unrestricted betting account it'll be because they are a mug that has never placed an astute winning bet and plays bingo... Avoid imo.

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prepared83 When: 30 Mar 16 23:52

Perfect scenario though taking over a birds unrestricted mug account, well for a few weeks anyway till im banned again.

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oneyallbeenwaiting4 When: 31 Mar 16 09:08

yip, the games easy, if only you could get on unrestricted ud never have to work again

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Mike-lfc When: 31 Mar 16 09:29

so many bull****s on here. 1.01 not one of you has a restricted account.

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brendanuk1 When: 31 Mar 16 09:31

1.01 never been on a first date

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mega88 When: 31 Mar 16 09:39

Only bud me Westy an YoYo get dates round here

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Mike-lfc When: 31 Mar 16 10:12

Mar 31, 2016 -- 9:39AM, mega88 wrote:

Only bud me Westy an YoYo get dates round here

im guessing you go for quantity not quality then.

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oneyallbeenwaiting4 When: 31 Mar 16 10:33

i was being sarcastic, the way countless on here go on you would think only an idiot could lose if they can get on, yet none of them actually prove they are profitable with selections

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Froggitt When: 31 Mar 16 10:54

Is it wrong to ask her if she has any betting accounts and if so are they unrestricted?

Of equal or possibly higher importance on a first date, make sure you have no klingons on your starboard bow. Abstinence from a taking a toxic dump isnt the answer either.....it always bubbles up at the most inconvenient time.

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Froggitt When: 31 Mar 16 10:57

Mar 31, 2016 -- 9:29AM, Mike-lfc wrote:

so many bull****s on here. 1.01 not one of you has a restricted account.

Does a 45p max e/w yankee on horses count as restricted? Or a £7 max on a 1.08 specials bet to win about 60p?

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Johnny_Mustang When: 31 Mar 16 11:00

mugga88
Only bud me Westy an YoYo get dates round here

And here they are on a night out with some of their other friends:

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billybongo When: 31 Mar 16 11:32

Is it wrong to ask her if she has any betting accounts and if so are they unrestricted?

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vagabond When: 31 Mar 16 11:35

Love it. I would wait to the third date (if you get that far). She might keep any winnings on her bookie accounts.

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stewarty b When: 31 Mar 16 11:52

If on the second date she gives you a **** whilst having a sh|t, best dump her.

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stewarty b When: 31 Mar 16 11:53

* oral sex

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brendanuk1 When: 31 Mar 16 12:02

is it ok on the first date?

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stewarty b When: 31 Mar 16 12:07

Fine imo.

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nomiskroy When: 31 Mar 16 12:09

"Only bud me Westy an YoYo get dates round here"

Very nearly correct Jonny_M. It's more likely to be dates with themselves. What with all the "owning" that keeps getting mentioned.

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mega88 When: 31 Mar 16 12:37

Mar 31, 2016 -- 11:00AM, Johnny_Mustang wrote:

mugga88Only bud me Westy an YoYo get dates round hereAnd here they are on a night out with some of their other friends:

Very unlikely that the op has a date, in fact it's very unlikely that 90% on here have explored the furry cup. But as I've said before if Mick Hucknall can bed over 7000 women then there's some hope for you muggers, yes johnny mustang and mesmugmes that includes you, you will one day explore your sexuality without the need for a toilet roll with fake pubes sellotaped around the edge, good luck lads

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nomiskroy When: 31 Mar 16 13:54

"fake pubes sellotaped around the edge"

Not heard that one.

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Westender When: 31 Mar 16 14:25

Mar 31, 2016 -- 12:37PM, mega88 wrote:

Mar 31, 2016 -- 10:00AM, Johnny_Mustang wrote:mugga88Only bud me Westy an YoYo get dates round hereAnd here they are on a night out with some of their other friends:Very unlikely that the op has a date, in fact it's very unlikely that 90% on here have explored the furry cup. But as I've said before if Mick Hucknall can bed over 7000 women then there's some hope for you muggers, yes johnny mustang and mesmugmes that includes you, you will one day explore your sexuality without the need for a toilet roll with fake pubes sellotaped around the edge, good luck lads

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prepared83 When: 31 Mar 16 14:26

Got to love this forum

do you lot really think people dont get restricted? Also do lot seriously never go out and meet women

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prepared83 When: 31 Mar 16 14:28

How can i prove it mike? Got all the restricted emails screenshot on my phone so give me a call. If its meant to be you'll guess my number?

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JC1326 When: 31 Mar 16 16:08

Mar 31, 2016 -- 9:29AM, Mike-lfc wrote:

so many bull****s on here. 1.01 not one of you has a restricted account.

You don't have to be particularly savvy to be restricted. I'd know, I've been limited at several bookmakers where I can't possibly be in profit, thanks to my formative mug days

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prepared83 When: 31 Mar 16 16:22

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/125456

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prepared83 When: 31 Mar 16 16:23

Sign this lads, taken from horse racing forum. Only takes 2 minutes. Cheers

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mega88 When: 31 Mar 16 22:37

Mar 31, 2016 -- 4:08PM, JC1326 wrote:

Mar 31, 2016 -- 8:29AM, Mike-lfc wrote:so many bull****s on here. 1.01 not one of you has a restricted account.You don't have to be particularly savvy to be restricted. I'd know, I've been limited at several bookmakers where I can't possibly be in profit, thanks to my formative mug days

Stop kidding yourself JC those formative days are still with you now and they won't be leaving anytime soon.

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Rugbyleaguer When: 01 Apr 16 00:33

Turn into a sausage Jocky and bang one or two on here, plenty of mugs with VIP access and free days out with all bookies

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Aspro When: 01 Apr 16 05:16

Bookies tend to give out freebies (days out etc) to those they want to keep. I know cos I've had quite a few

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prepared83 When: 06 Apr 16 15:13

Update, she has a few accounts set up as an ex bf set them up for her. He was a mug though so all losing unrestricted accounts

Taking her for dinner/drinks on friday night followed by a night booked in a nice hotel. Wish me luck lads.

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guinness2dear When: 06 Apr 16 15:59

Ask her if she does anal on a first date. Ye will either get a slap or an excellent night. Luckily enough i have a solid chin and a sore cóck to go with it..

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patrick starr When: 06 Apr 16 15:59

Good luck prepared,he cant have been that much of a mug though,hes already stuck his c0 ck where youre trying to put it...just a thought.

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prepared83 When: 06 Apr 16 16:13

Fair point but i was with a bird for years and she was with the fella so this the first time we've both been single at the same time.
I'm taking a tube of lube incase anal gets the green light. Might have to make her wear one of my old villa shirts in bed

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Westender When: 06 Apr 16 16:43

Apr 6, 2016 -- 4:13PM, prepared83 wrote:

Fair point but i was with a bird for years and she was with the fella so this the first time we've both been single at the same time.I'm taking a tube of lube incase anal gets the green light. Might have to make her wear one of my old villa shirts in bed

I am the only one thinking you will be receiving anal from a Ladyboy

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bbc2 When: 06 Apr 16 16:44

you will never score in a villa shirt

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prepared83 When: 06 Apr 16 16:55

Very good lads

say what u like love a bit of banter

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desperatemunter When: 06 Apr 16 20:04

going have to play it clever tho - get the sex part done and dusted, obtain passwords while plying with drink, wait for her to fall asleep (retaining own sobriety - we all know about betting drunk). Then your in business ...

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Westender When: 06 Apr 16 20:13

Check her handbag for date rape drugs, handcuffs and 12 inch strap on.

If in bag then you need to urgently get some pollyfilla for arris

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Capt__F When: 06 Apr 16 22:55

he used to being shafted