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On a first date with a bird?
On a first date with a bird?
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cheers lads good banter, but capt f i have no idea what your problem is tbh and your jokes are like when the teacher tells u
to smile/laugh/joke at the retarded kid in school to make him feel better |
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Was it a male bird. Did it have a ****-or-two.
Wait for the groans and/or tumbleweed. |
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i was referring to your restricted accounts.
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My apologies then, i was drinking last night. Condoms purchased, dinner booked, cash in my pocket, lube in my bag. What
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I have that kit and i loved it, reminds me of the days we used to win games/score goals
 I'm gunna get her in that kit, do her from behind and start singing the paul mcgrath song. "its your round my lord, its your round" |
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and youve been dropped from the new club badge.........
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I know mate bad times
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Unless we see a link to a video of him giving her it then we are non believers.
That is the least he could do after we have helped him enter the tank. |
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If she tweets, ram a skewer up her arris and turn her over a BBQ, imo.
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^ sweet chilli sauce, for added flavour
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Liking that idea trilby
 not sure how i can prove it westender tbh, would give u lot my facebook name but i couldjust imagine some of the weirdos on here stalking me are u allowed to post a pic of yourself on here? |
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are u allowed to post a pic of yourself on here?
Yes, indeed, it's highly recommended! Bito will show you how  |
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Is he the "group hug" fella
i get enough abuse on here for being a villa fan so god knows what abuse i'd get if my block head was on here as well |
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Bito is our main Sexual Guru
Anyway, I must away. GL wi yer bird and in the famous words of Men Behaving Badly, "Don't stand on ceremony, mate. Just sit her on the cooker and chuck it up her." |
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post pic of bird then with a bottle of sweet chilli sauce in one hand and a bbq skewer in the other
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wearing green and black villa shirt
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Will see what i can do lads, wish me luck
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be safe http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/horrors/a/kidney_thieves.htm
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Lack of update leads me to post the following odds
1.35 She's a dude 2.7 The Villa shirt was too small for donutgal 3.0 Now on dialysis 4.8 She arrived with a strapon in her handbag 12.0 Slapped on the lube but didnt even touch the sides 14.0 She was allergic to the sweet chilli sauce |
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It went really well, skipped dinner and just ordered pizza to our room
 thought i was gunna have a stroke the 3rd time need topack an inhaler if nothing else next time. |
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You ordered pizza three times?
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Yep love a dominoes
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A happy ending !
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Cheers lads
her betting accounts will be getting active this week |
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haha usually pal
but this is actually happening, shes just invited me round and is gunna cook me a roast dinner. How do i make an excuse to leave though as im heavily invested in the final round of the masters golf |
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It helps
but shes actually a really nice bird so don't wanna mess it up. But come on final round of the masters is a must watch |
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did you do the whole pizza delivery boy routine?
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No but got a bit of pepperoni stuck on my backside at one stage
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Looks like im now "in a relationship" wish me luck lads
will update on how i get on with her betting accounts |
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photos? with her teeth in plz
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Can we post photos on here?
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No
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I ain't putting a pic on here of me and my bird as u f eckers would photo shop it to make me look like a c nut
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post a link to her fb page then.
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Not gunna happen bud
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is it molly?
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Of all the people on here thought i might have got a bit of support from a fellow villa fan. Tut tut
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