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Clockwork
23 Jan 16 20:10
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Most skilful player in the Premier league by a country mile. makes Ozil look like Ray Wilkins.

5th of the price of Sterling. LMFAO.
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Report audere-est-facere January 23, 2016 8:18 PM GMT
Three or four good games and suddenly he's Maradona.
Report Clockwork January 23, 2016 8:20 PM GMT
You can't count.
Report FATTIEWHITEYSLOVEADRINK January 23, 2016 8:22 PM GMT
He ain't had 3 or 4 games
Every single game he's played for us
He's been unreal
He wins the euro for France
Report audere-est-facere January 23, 2016 8:22 PM GMT
And you obviously can't see that well.
Report Clockwork January 23, 2016 8:27 PM GMT
I can see that he would win your mob the league. Shame.
Report Peter Barlow January 23, 2016 8:33 PM GMT
Total class
Report Peter Barlow January 23, 2016 8:33 PM GMT
Total class
Report jed.davison January 23, 2016 8:45 PM GMT
Not fit to lace Tom Carroll's boots.
Report dlarssonf January 23, 2016 8:53 PM GMT
Smashing player , rare to find in the premiershi t
Report jedi sophie January 23, 2016 9:21 PM GMT
cracking player...terrific..
Report thelatarps January 23, 2016 10:01 PM GMT
Arguably Payet was marseilles best player last season
They were blooming marvellous to watch if a little open
Its up to west ham to keep adding players of his quality
If they do...
...then watch out.
Thing about west ham is that virtually every single man woman and child from canning town to southend on sea on that a13 corridor is a
hammer.
Black, white, jewish or asian
Its not inconceivable that pretty soon they could be the biggest team in london.
Report FATTIEWHITEYSLOVEADRINK January 23, 2016 10:21 PM GMT
One thing with West Ham over the years
Lack of ambition ie selling club !!!!
We need to finish top six keep players like
Payet !
It won't go unnoticed what he's doing
West Ham better slap price tag on payet
Upwards £50mil
Cos I think he's going to have a good summer .
I thought the way prem is
And where West Ham sitting we auto show ambition
Spend big I mean top class striker

Plenty of yids in Essex !!!
Report Hamsterdam January 23, 2016 10:30 PM GMT
I think those lot will do big things next season in their new paid by the tax payer stadium, it often does wonders for a club.
Report thelatarps January 23, 2016 10:54 PM GMT
Its a long road for whufc
getting to the top
they seem to be taking the right steps
Report ffaith January 24, 2016 12:16 AM GMT
That's the way the cookies crumble.  Some clubs get great owners Abramovich, Mansoor or mainly public funded stadiums.  Others get Randy Learner.  Deal with it.
Report the bloob January 24, 2016 12:21 AM GMT
I don't support West Ham so no bias here, but from what little I've seen from him so far I have been massively impressed. I can't get over how fast his feet move!
Report BARNEY21. January 24, 2016 10:22 AM GMT
Ditto the bloob anyone/any player that has magical feet like payet should be welcomed with open arms,especially in a league full of plodders.
Report FATTIEWHITEYSLOVEADRINK January 26, 2016 2:03 PM GMT
PFA PLAYERS HES 80/1 WITH CORAL WRONG PRICE IMO

TOOK 40S MONTHS AGO
Report penzance January 26, 2016 6:09 PM GMT
mustard,this season so far.
Hope he carries on like that
next year.
COYI.
Report tenpins February 21, 2016 3:51 PM GMT
Brilliant again today.
Report mesmerised February 21, 2016 3:56 PM GMT
A nifty little player but don't go embarrassing yourself comparing him to Football royalty and World Cup winner Ozil's whose been doing it for years.

There's a reason why he's 28 and you've only just taken notice of him.
Report sofaking February 21, 2016 4:29 PM GMT
One of the big clubs might pick him up in the summer if he's that good (haven't watched any West Ham games).
Report sofaking February 21, 2016 4:30 PM GMT
(besides their trip to WHL- 4-1).
Report FATTIEWHITEYSLOVEADRINK February 21, 2016 4:43 PM GMT
We've got payet
Dimitri payet "
I just don't think you understand !
He's super Slavs man
He's better than zidane
We've got Dimitri payet !!!

We turned down £38 million other week
From China
Report dlarssonf February 21, 2016 5:18 PM GMT
dlarssonf    23 Jan 16 20:53 
Smashing player , rare to find in the premiershi t


yet again this fellow is head and shoulders the best footballer in the premiershi t, he is a joy to watch which is rare in the modern game
Report themover February 22, 2016 5:47 PM GMT
I think he's a decent player and West Ham certainly have got a good value purchase. His best games however have come against the more average opposition (e.g Newcastle, Sunderland, Bournemouth and Norwich) so still a bit to prove imo, let's hope West Ham haven't cocked up by not taking the £38 million (if it was a genuine offer that is).
Report FATTIEWHITEYSLOVEADRINK February 22, 2016 5:59 PM GMT
IMO he's turned it on when we played the bigger clubs
We played city few weeks back he was unreal
Report FATTIEWHITEYSLOVEADRINK February 22, 2016 6:02 PM GMT
Put another 30 on that

Think he's priceless to WESTHAM
We ain't had player like him full stop !!
He makes the whole team play another level
Report rogerthebutler February 22, 2016 6:04 PM GMT
Say it isn't so Clockwork!!!?

That Scott Parker shrine of yours took years to build - those nights of saving up your toenail clippings and salive; the endless hours of love you put into it; those impassioned postings in these very portals - and now you're going to destroy it for this Johnny-come-lately foreigner.

You callous bstrd!!!!
Report tommo1000 February 22, 2016 7:10 PM GMT
think you`re getting a bit carried away,yesterday he was up against players who are out of their depth in the championship,he did absolutely nothing against Liverpool,most likely to get 2nd season syndrome and do b****r all next year,a la michu,pella etc
Report jed.davison February 22, 2016 7:18 PM GMT
That's what the judges said about Kane. Look at how that turned out.
Report Injera February 22, 2016 7:31 PM GMT
tommo - I was at the LFC replay.

I agree he had a poor game. Much of what he attempted didn't happen for him.

Even so, he layed on O'Brien who hit the post.
He passed to Valencia who layed on the first goal.
His free kick hit the post.
His free kick was inch perfect for the winner in the 121st minute.

He's a special talent. Thankfully his age will put most suitors off.
Report mesmerised February 22, 2016 7:40 PM GMT
Sorry Tucky, can you remind us all what Kane has done in the game? The same as Payet, the square root of Sweet FA.
Report Injera February 22, 2016 7:53 PM GMT
In his final season with Marseille, 2014–15, Payet made more successful through-balls than any other player, with the exception of Lionel Messi, in European football’s top five leagues, in making 17 assists in 36 league appearances.[43]

..Wiki
Report bigH February 22, 2016 8:12 PM GMT
mesmerised 22 Feb 16 19:40 Joined: 10 Nov 10 | Topic/replies: 15,142 | Blogger: mesmerised's blog
Sorry Tucky, can you remind us all what Kane has done in the game? The same as Payet, the square root of Sweet FA.


Mugmerised has nailed it.

Apart from scoring 40 goals in 71 games for Spurs, winning the Premier League Player of the Month award twice (January and February 2015), winning PFA Young Player of the Year, representing England at youth level, under-17s, under-19s, under-20s and under-21 levels (scoring 20 in 42 games) and scoring on his senior international debut, WHAT HAS HARRY KANE DONE IN THE GAME??????????
Report mesmerised February 22, 2016 8:35 PM GMT
BigHandjob.....is any of that meant to mean somethingLaugh
You fruitcake, come back to me when he's won something of significance, not a popularity competition and a few caps in a day and age where they're given out like confetti, and posting in caps doesn't strengthen your point it only gives me the impression you are somewhere on the autism spectrum.
Report tenpins March 13, 2016 5:27 PM GMT
Cool
Report 11kv March 13, 2016 5:28 PM GMT
wow
Report ieff7 March 13, 2016 6:10 PM GMT
Payet and Pogba could win the euro championship for France.
Unfortunately Deschamps only likes water carriers
Report ffaith March 14, 2016 9:16 AM GMT
French coach hardly going to cut off his nose to spite his face is he?  Payet has played for France  a number of times and has been found wanting.
Too much hype/emphasis about playing in the PL.  I mean there are even some people doubting the class of Messi and Ibra b'cos they haven't played in the PL.
Report YOMOMMA March 14, 2016 9:20 AM GMT
He dived to try and win a penalty and wasn't booked. Dived for the free kick which he scored from. Great goal from set piece but the diving antics are comparable to Suarez.
Report GODSEND March 14, 2016 9:25 AM GMT

Feb 22, 2016 -- 7:10PM, tommo1000 wrote:


think you`re getting a bit carried away,yesterday he was up against players who are out of their depth in the championship,he did absolutely nothing against Liverpool,most likely to get 2nd season syndrome and do b****r all next year,a la michu,pella etc


Payet isn't that sort of player...the boy is class through and through...his talent can not be taught, it's natural just like Messi

Report tenpins June 10, 2016 9:49 PM BST
Love
Report Dan Chipowski June 10, 2016 9:51 PM BST
Pretty much the only Frenchman who had a good game.

Stunning goal.
Report FATTIEWHITEYSLOVEADRINK June 10, 2016 9:52 PM BST
Man of the match  I keep pinching myself  he is our player

I re post this you beat me to it Laugh
Report Ibrahima Sonko June 10, 2016 9:56 PM BST
thought he was below his best.

nervous in the first half.
Report tenpins June 10, 2016 10:00 PM BST
He was always involved though sonko.
He didn't hide, he always wanted the ball.
Report soccertrader June 10, 2016 10:07 PM BST
total class tonight, just hope he dont get injured!
Report Injera June 10, 2016 10:09 PM BST
He can have quiet games and still influence the result. One assist, one goal. Both brilliant bits of skill with his wrong foot.

His head must be spinning. He could play for anyone but he's a Hammer (for the time being).

Please stay Dimi..
Report sickoflayinwinners June 10, 2016 10:14 PM BST
payet is scarily brilliant, he may win the tourney for france all but single handedly, france may be one of the  more highly rated side with a worse defence than england.i think  more attack minded sides than romania may find frances defence out.
Report Racingqueen June 10, 2016 10:15 PM BST
The most impressive things is his hunger. he shows for the ball.....watch the england spoofers go missing when the pressure is on ala Gerard and Lampard
Report mega88 June 10, 2016 10:37 PM BST
Not a patch on Suarez. Luis dracula the GOAT
Report mega88 June 10, 2016 10:38 PM BST
Everyone's forgetting Giroud had an awesome game just shows you how depressing and suppressive arsenal are
Report TheChaser June 10, 2016 10:44 PM BST
if he never scored that wonder goal hes had a poor game with the sh1t crosses imo

an assist against romania would have been his lot out about 40 crosses none made it past the defenders hardly , but just shows how easy he gets past the english league players
Report kavvie June 10, 2016 10:45 PM BST
amazing the stats reveal he set up 8 clear french chances..!!
Report Hamsterdam June 10, 2016 11:14 PM BST
He was purring well before his assist in the 2nd half especially always looked dangerous.
Report Clockwork June 11, 2016 3:45 PM BST
I don't bother too much with this forum these days because the number of people that actually know anything about football is probably less than 10%. The great thing about it though is moments like this when we can all laugh at the plums who spend more time on here spouting crap than actually winning any money.

BTW - how are you keeping Roger?
Report Outpost June 11, 2016 4:01 PM BST
if english refs ever clamp down on diving then payet will never finish a game.
Report Clockwork June 11, 2016 4:09 PM BST
See what I mean?....
Report Outpost June 11, 2016 5:08 PM BST
Should Have Gone To Specsavers
Report sofaking June 11, 2016 7:36 PM BST
Surely a big club will make a bid for him this summer.....
Report sparrow June 11, 2016 8:22 PM BST
I suppose he might consider moving abroad.
Report Clockwork June 17, 2016 9:06 PM BST
TTT for the mugs below and just to remind you of what I said in the OP with regards Sterling. :DExcited
Report acquiesce12 June 17, 2016 9:33 PM BST
HE'S SCORE A GOAL EACH AGAINST THE ROMANIANS AND THE MIGHTY.........ALBANIANSLaughLaugh

THE REASON WHY HE IS PUSHING 30 WITHOUT HAVING PLAYED FOR A TOP CLUB IS BEACAUSE HE IS A HIT AND MISS PLAYER, 5/6 GOOD GAMES HERE, GOES MISSING FOR 5/6 GAMES THERE, ASK ANY MARSEILLE FAN

TECHNICALL TOP DRAWER, BUT TOP PLAYERS CARRY A CERTAIN MENTALITY AND HE AINT GOT IT, NO BIG CLUB WILL BE COMING IN FOR HIM


YOU ARE BASICALLY WORSHIPPING A FLASH IN THE PAN  PLAYER, NO BETTER OR WORSE THAN WHAT DAVID GINOLA WAS

BUT YOU CARRY ON GIVING YOURSELF A PAT ON THE BACK SON......YOU SPOTTED HIM FIRST......AT THE GRAND OLD AGE OF 29


LaughLaughLaugh
Report Ibrahima Sonko June 17, 2016 9:34 PM BST
manc fan fuming with his caps on
Report FIGJAM June 17, 2016 11:04 PM BST
acquiesce is talking through his derriere.

I have no loyalties to W Ham, but Payet is a class apart from anything Man U have with the exception of Rooney.
One of the top creative and dead ball specialist in the prem, up there with Hazard,Eriksen, Silva and  Mahrez,what separates him is he's the top dead ball player in the prem.
Report acquiesce12 June 17, 2016 11:16 PM BST
He's scored SIX free kicks goals from 276 games he's played......and you're calling him a DEAD BALL SPECIALIST


LaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaugh
Report sofaking June 18, 2016 3:22 AM BST
Decent player but what the hell is he doing at West Ham at this stage of his career?    Something doesn't quite add up.
Report sofaking June 18, 2016 4:36 AM BST
No offence intended to West Ham though. Plain
Report FIGJAM June 18, 2016 12:05 PM BST
He's scored SIX free kicks goals from 276 games he's played......and you're calling him a DEAD BALL SPECIALIST

Living in the past acquiesce? On current form top dead ball specialist in the prem,some players get better with age, unlike some forumites.Cool
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