José Mourinho - like a dog returning to its vomit

Maybe when the 8 point lead over Utd runs out?

Said a similar thing to my mate a couple of weeks ago. He has no sparkle in his eyes anymore at press conferences, & looks bored out of his skull.

Plenty of sparkle in last Friday's press conference.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxG2e36-yyM

pellegrini looks the happiest man alive will he leave also

gone at the game

Great thread this.

Sure is.

quite an evocative image.

Plenty of sparkle in last Friday's press conference.

José has always loved playing to the press, they love him and he loves their sycophantic man love.

But it's plain to see he ain't very happy being in the Chelsea dugout.

"Manchester United didn't want him"



How's that working out for United so far?

Biscuit..no way would Utd entertain that eye-gouging lowlife..disgusting individual.

Hair receding faster than count berbatovs.
Piling on the kilos.Looks bloated and fed up
As said bags under tired eyes not no special one now.
His press meetings are now so contrived its quite embarrassing.
Lucky to ever manage a top team again.

I know what he looks like to me, but saying it on here would prob get me banned, sniff,

sofiakenny 16 Dec 13 19:12 Joined: 02 Apr 05 | Topic/replies: 12,757 | Blogger: sofiakenny's blog
Biscuit..no way would Utd entertain that eye-gouging lowlife..disgusting individual.

True dat. Fergie, Keane, Cantona, Ferdinand,Evans, Rooney,Bosnich,Yorke.................. All classy individuals

Can't believe you left out Giggs

LOL. There are so many, you forget blokes sleeping with their Brother's missus' then blackmailing her Classy

giggs is a cretinous individual

Typical SKY lauding him as a "role model"

Real Madrid>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Chelsea

That step down is enough to depress anyone.

Hamsterdam is spot on.

It is a massive step down and must have an emotional impact, because regardless of the turmoil he experienced in his last year at Madrid, Chelsea is not one of Europe's elite like a Madrid, Barca or Bayern. Everything would feel small coming back to a club like Chelsea.

And it will hurt his ego that the man he hates being compared to is flying high at a genuine giant club (Bayern). In fact, those two drawing each other in the Champions league and Chelsea getting thumped would be dugout gold dust.

José Mourinho - like a dog returning to its vomit
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Mourinho has burnt his bridges in Spain, Manchester United didn't want him, he has run out of top clubs to manage and is now having sloppy seconds with Roman.

With his cropped hair and bags under his eyes José Mourinho looks anything but The Happy One. He looks disinterested and troubled. He looks out of love with the game. The early season bravardo has gone. The photographers no longer crowd around his dugout. Like a 12 week old balloon he looks deflated and rather sad.

How long before he quits?

Funniest post for a while.

I've never seen him so annoyed when constantly asked about Lukaku.

The Lukaku decision is definitely one of the worst in recent times. Amazed he doesn't get more stick for it. Imagine the abuse if Rafa was still there and had made the call to loan him out.

Biscuit1979
"Manchester United didn't want him"

How's that working out for United so far?

Manchester United know the value of a long term approach. Moyes was at Everton for about 10 years, Jose has usually skipped the country in under 3.

"Manchester United know the value of a long term approach"



A popular misconception because of one man. Before him United had won fck all since the 60s and were even relegated. The long term approach got them nowhere before him and there's no guarantees it will after.

Benitez had Chelsea playing much better towards the end of last season than they are currently. He helped win them a major european trophy but youd think they had finished fourth from bottom from what the fans say about him.

A popular misconception because of one man. Before him United had won fck all since the 60s and were even relegated. The long term approach got them nowhere before him and there's no guarantees it will after.

Matt Busby.

Yes, like i said "before him United had won fck all since the 60s"

"before him United had won fck all since their last long term manager."

Fixed that for you.

In an occupation where 2-3 seasons are considered long term, let's conveniently ignore the 3 managers after him who all managed over 200 games each

The success isn't simply in appointing a manager and making it a long term appointment it's in appointing 2 greats such as Busby and Ferguson. Moyes is as close to them as you are to someone half clever. Mourinho is at least in the same ball park regarding quality and ability and would have been a much better solution, both short term and long term.

If you two are a double act you are not a very good one.

Biscuit1979

In an occupation where 2-3 seasons are considered long term, let's conveniently ignore the 3 managers after him who all managed over 200 games each

In business 5 years is medium term.

ours4keeps

The success isn't simply in appointing a manager and making it a long term appointment it's in appointing 2 greats such as Busby and Ferguson. Moyes is as close to them as you are to someone half clever. Mourinho is at least in the same ball park regarding quality and ability and would have been a much better solution, both short term and long term.

Jose had his chance at a big club and they booted him out.

SO jose is on his way down,looks like the special ones nouchalant mannerism has conned everybody,even to so called experts of the betfair football forum.Chelsea to win all i think.chargeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Real always boot their managers out. It's what they do. Jose managed to beat "the best club the world has ever seen" and win the league. If you judged managers by them lasting the course at Real you'd simply have a long list of failures including Pellegrini, Del Bosque, Hiddink, Heynckes and Capello. I suppose they're all garbage too.

Certainly his body language is not that of someone hungry to win. Not impressed with him or Chelsea since his return but we'll see. He needs a top striker in January

Real may change their managers fairly often but can you remember a manager who was as disliked as Jose at Madrid?

The whole of Spain was glad to see him go.

But he does that everywhere, generates an us v them mentality, moans at other teams, the officials and the press - often because he's upset but equally often because he's playing the game and it's a means to an end.

If there were any problems with the squad it was because he dropped Casillas, an institution both at club and country level. It was a big, controversial decision but given he still can't force his way back into the team you can't say he made a mistake. Given the level of adulation he gained at Porto, Chelsea and Inter I'd say he's probably done a lot more right than wrong in his career and at good clubs (huge in Inter's case).

Remember the finger in the eye of Vilanova? Remember all the red cards against Barca?

Jose had his chance at a big club and he blew it spectacularly.

Jose was disliked in Spain because of his nationality. Ronaldo took 4 years scoring more than one goal per match to be unanimously accepted.

Dec 17, 2013 -- 12:54PM, Cursor wrote:

Jose was disliked in Spain because of his nationality. Ronaldo took 4 years scoring more than one goal per match to be unanimously accepted.

Don't think it was a problem for Figo

Catalunya isn't Spain

as a mourihnio fan i must admit he is very predictable now in terms of press conferences

Dec 17, 2013 -- 2:04PM, ours4keeps wrote:

Catalunya isn't Spain

but they still threw a pigs head at him after his transfer to real madrid

They hated him for joining Real, not because he was Portuguese.

So Jose's total lack of class had nothing to do with him being run out of Spain.

this is one of the most ridiculous threads ive ever seen

One of the most unpopular men in football. Has built up a false persona with lashings of bull s hit.
The recent one about the mexican tramp he befriended and gave him a job as kitman .Then a week after sleeping rough outside the real training ground was on the plane to old traffird for the champions league.
Could have been worse than dog gate.
Everything he does is planned    Well apart from the hair recession lol

freddiek 17 Dec 13 10:27 Joined: 06 May 10 | Topic/replies: 14,011 | Blogger: freddiek's blog
Benitez had Chelsea playing much better towards the end of last season than they are currently. He helped win them a major european trophy but youd think they had finished fourth from bottom from what the fans say about him.

Some people just dont get it

I understand all the hate. When he was at Porto I also hated him because I'm a Sporting fan. I'm sure everyone here would be praising him if he was their manager and got results...

You have the wrong title on your thread,sunshine,you should have titled it "The green eyed monster" ha ha ha

I'm sure everyone is very green eyed looking at the slow motion car crash Jose has become.

Dec 17, 2013 -- 2:04PM, ours4keeps wrote:

Catalunya isn't Spain

last time I checked Barcelona, Girona, Tarragona and Lleida were all provinces of Spain

The Madrista fans for the most part didnt like Mourinho because he ruined their reputation worldwide and in Spain. Most Spanish fans "second club" is Madrid but Joses antics turned many people off.  Likewise the Madrid reputation and how they were viewed across the world was tainted by Mourinhos reign. They couldnt get rid of him quick enough and any Spanish journalist or ex-madrid player will tell you the same.

The Madrista fans for the most part didnt like Mourinho because he ruined their reputation worldwide and in Spain.

Chelsea have no good name to ruin.

He should have been a gentleman and let Liverpool have a draw.

Less than 6 months into his second spell at Chelsea he has already upset their star Spanish midfielder.

doing a great job selling a player we paid 23million for now selling him for 40million to a club we have played twice thats why we jose

The player of the year for the last two years.

Only 25 years old too.

I don't like mourinho as a person but he wins trophies and is therefore successful - thats what a good manager is paid to achieve

These must be Jose's last days. God knows where he will turn up next.

I think he will take over at Portugal after the Euros and try to win himself and Ronaldo a World Cup

Inter

Been seen at Leeds

Exposed, where's the "special one" now, he's allowed himself for once get caught up in a team that needs work doing to it and it is completely alien to him and he's lost and doesn't know how to deal with it......unless he figures it out he's going to carry this around with him for the rest of his career and will have to adjust his hubristic ways as he'll be laughed at.

France next with PSG. The country is full of pompous up-their-own-rsss arrogant a holes so he will fit in perfectly as he moves on to ruin another club.

portugal

There is nothing left for him after Chelsea, no self-respecting club in England would have him, he's done Madrid, can't do Barca, done Inter, AC Milan have no money left, the Old Lady wouldn't have him neither would Munich, possibly PSG, but the French league is not a challenge, next step would probably be international management, he looks fit for the knackers yard anyway, 1 game ever so often should suit him, likely money-bags Qatar, already qualified for 2022 and the fact the morally bankrupt nation breaks every human right act going, slave driving immigrants till they drop shouldn't be a problem with Jose's conscious, perfect fit. Don't come back.

Villa will be perfect for him.

As for Ronaldo being accepted in Spain? LOL I've never seen a player get boooo'd so much...every away games he gets constant stick.

International management next i'd say. He wants out of chelsea no stomach for the fight. Knows the game is up and is not willing to fight it out. Delighted as he is one of the most disgusting people in football. No class. Pure and utter bully and for all his achievements he has no class.

The Not So Special Expert In Failure One.....

Nice to see Bergy & the Buoys