Shakhtyor Karagandy v Celtic

Nope lustic.Mouloko looks a liability es off soon

this whole teams a liability

Get Stokes on ffs

need 3 more corners

should get 3 more

Will be a few for Celtic yet

swear there's something up with this match

Makes you wonder if Celtic management got money on to lose,there is a lot of that going on in scotland,to play samaras alone up front you must know you're not going to score.

CJ70 20 Aug 13 17:20 
like BATE did?



i'd argue that Celtic at home in Europe are a bit more of a force than BATE. Aside from that freak result v Bayern, BATE are pretty sh*t.

celti in no hurry , theyr happy with 1 - 0 

Aug 20, 2013 -- 5:25PM, bluemanc64 wrote:

Makes you wonder if Celtic management got money on to lose,there is a lot of that going on in scotland,to play samaras alone up front you must know you're not going to score.

This. Plenty of chances missed

bet if i walked away now this would end 1-0

Aug 20, 2013 -- 5:25PM, Biscuit1979 wrote:

CJ70 20 Aug 13 17:20  like BATE did? i'd argue that Celtic at home in Europe are a bit more of a force than BATE. Aside from that freak result v Bayern, BATE are pretty sh*t.

Your probably right but the BATE game was similar to this. If Celtic can keep it to 1-0 I'd make them slight favourites to qualify.

if celtic equalize i'm getting out

Wow

wtf hows that not went  in

Can't finish to save their lives

this game is like cancer

Sammy off , Stokes on NOW

fake injury from samaras so that he didn't have to knock the ball in for a tap in.

celtic to qualify a free money???

Nowhere near free money if they carry on with this standard of finishing

Bunch of accas - all start with a celtic win (a few draw savers too)

Jeez, Dr Kim..........you need to calm down.......Celtic probably a bit nervous about 0-2 defeat other than that 0-1, 1-1 fine......as previous poster said....rules of engagement/motivation are not the same in two-legged matches.

OMG

2-0

LMAO!!!

what an embaressment

Stokes must've really done something to annoy Lennon. How does he not get in this team?

Boom!

Now they have a real chance

ahahahahahahah

oh dear

hahahah

O. Dear.

ffs

Awful defending yet again

Moukaloko casued that with the header clearance then blocked well.But still his fault

Who would have imagined this after the first 5 minutes

Lets all laugh at Nelly....

No attacking subs for Celtic

Might work out better......more motivation to score the away goal.....1-2, better than 0-1.

what a load of cac celtic are,cant string 2 passes together & samaras should be reported to trading standards for mimicking a footballer.

2-1 please

Why no Stokes

next goal market: home 9/1 away 3/1

over 2.5 come on

Be hilarious to see Karagandy in the group stage

Celtic playing with 2 men in amongst the 10 man defence, the rest are just sitting deep or out wide.

Need two strikers against this lot and just rain in the crosses.

Not good enough to pass through them.

dont worry, they will batter Inverness on Saturday!

go on finonchenko! used to be the ball boy, milk it lad

come on the Tractor men.  The Scots have killed me. Hope u go thru.

celtic are mugs

I accidently backed over 2.5 goals instead of under after the second goal, but gonna ride it out and hope that I get lucky!

Lennon is a dumpling. Not got a clue.

celtic to qualify @ even only ...

Remember bratislava was 5-0 away

MysticMug 20 Aug 13 17:37 
Be hilarious to see Karagandy in the group stage

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Not going to happen.....will lose 4-0, 5-0 in Glasgow

still need 2 corners

done them 4-0 at home should have been 10

defenders taking free kicks

stokes 0 minutes again

Doubt they'll score 4 or 5 against these lot tbh.

embarrassing,totally useless team

Next five minutes could be vital. An away goal puts Celtic in prime position. Without one, anything is possible.

Wait till home game

see what happens when you sell and don't buy?

wait till the home game,why are they going to turn into footballers ?

Celtic will buy when they make groups

No but its Grass

Celtic rarely get anything away from home

Celtic are playing like they've been smoking grass

Sammy probably does looks like a hippie

cos its on grass

Goalscorer shirt number 91 reminds me why spread betting is scary

any manager that gives a contract to samaras deserves to be sacked

defence is a joke

I'd be seething as a Celtic fan after that shambolic performance

samaras is a waste

okes on bench

wtf is going on here

bye bye celtic, u are mugs

Aug 20, 2013 -- 5:46PM, G Hall wrote:

any manager that gives a contract to samaras deserves to be sacked

Just went to check who signed him for Manchester City.

Yeah, that makes sense.

Scottish football at its best

stokes on bench

Stracha signed him lol

Celtic will murder them at home

Should have scored in first 5-10 minutes , commons early.These countries are hard places to go.Wait until they make the journey to Scotchland

During injury time the ref wasted a good 20 secs by delaying a Celtic throw-in from the left because he wanted to speak to a Shakhtar player for holding in the box.  If he spots the potential fouling in the box then why not just let the play continue then blow for a penalty?  Instead he plays it safe and actually costs Celtic valuable time because those 20 secs never got added on.

That retired runner who celtic fans strangely kept going on about must be laughing his head off. What's his name, had something to do with the olympics?

Yes, 'Sebcoe' I think it was. Let's all laugh at Sebcoe they'd say, confusing him as something to do with Rangers. Well ..

What's posh runner type for "Bunch of useless diddies beaten by Borat's cousins"

You'd expect Celtic to get at least 2 against them at home. The only problem is whether their defence can keep a clean sheet. So dodgy.

celtic will do them at Parkhead.

Celtic will do well to score 4 at home, as Biscuit says you can't see them keeping a clean sheet at home.

An away goal for Karagandy and this is over.

once celtic go into full diving mode at celtic park anything can happen.

as we've seen up in scotland in previous years, it takes a strong ref to book a celtic diver and an even stronger ref to keep turning down the constant penalty appeals.

it will all depend on the ref in the return game.

If Dick Van **** and Imaslowco play in central defence again Karagandy are through

can't say dyyke

Lived in Kazakhstan until the start of last month so saw some footy down that way. The league is like the country itself, a bit unknown to outsiders, but fast improving and now has 2 or 3 teams not far off the quality of those from Slovenia, Slovakia and Hungary. i.e. they'll never trouble the big guns, but are capable of springing surprises against teams from second ranking countries. Laid Celtic for a tenner tonight and won't be betting against Shakter to qualify. Celtic are probably slight favourites to do it, but Karagandy have some advantages, it's usual for them to do long distance travel for football games and they are in the middle of their season and therefore at their peak of match fitness.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxGfyx7GIOQ

TheChaser

NO threat from this pub team

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Dear or dear

He's right Celtic were no threat hahaha