Probably the full bottle of pills by now

He's in shock.

Hows the missus?

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Agree with all of the above, apart from maybe the third sentence should read.....

Gonna drop a couple of cushions so the missus don't spot any excrement.

OP a deluded jub. Not because he backed Man City, but because the whole damn thing was just made up to get some attention.

Well, he certainly got the attention...

It's all lies, they're not even square.

Feel sorry for the guy if it`s true.

He should have kept quiet though. Just brings bad luck. And when Moneytree said City would win he had no chance.

How can you feel sorry for the mug if it all were true?

With that kind of staking plan he has no chance anyway, makes no difference.

Just woken up bolt upright think I'm I'm a mere 13 down
  Gotta get rapidly on the dog first thing  and cancel the  car I was buying and buy back my old one  which will cost me another 1 k and sorted     Preferred  my manual  stick anyway lol

Trade the tvr in to same fella and put the grand on Liverpool.

Not much kenny I can get away with 3 or 4 hours kip

Oh and it's manual much better than the trip auto

Jud trust me its very reasonably priced   You will not get a standard  996 turbo for 20 k mines a convertible with a full hard top and stand  not a mark on it full dealer history only slight down is the next service is due at Xmas and the cheapest  standard service I've had was over £500 I'm only selling it cause I' was getting a 997   I've had m3s tvrs 3 other porsches an I've driven a  a couple of lambos and ferraris  round tracks and they can't live with it. You can take it shopping  and I've hit 178 mph with more left on the way to Heidelberg
Anyway enough of the hard sell a guys coming to see it in morning and its only been up for sale since Monday

Tree if I was rich enough  it couldn't go to a better man
Things looking better up at first light  after the missus  reminded me i had put 2 ks worth of gt3 wheels on her last year so whipped them off and put the standards back on   didnt rio do that to nigel ben in a car sale lol Now off to spin her for last time I've got three coming to see her one guaranteeing 25 k so I've saved at least 2/12 k fees selling it myself   Now only 10 k up the creek
Very emotional day for me this   Could  comfort myself with a massive punt

Well she's gone at 26 with the wheels would have sold for less   Last ever big bet gonna chase my loses like a real man and having the odd 6 k on utd and then I'm back on the up
If I lose gotta find god knows or I lose my deposit
Come on

drive to the isle of mull  to burn her in

I wouldn't advertise an insurance job on here