ENGLAND will fail to beat NORWAY tonight and will also FAIL to win a game in the EURO's

Chance of England not winning a game at the Euro's = 10%

Chance of Scotland not winning a game at the Euro's = 100%

Chance of England winning the Euro's = 0%

Holland for me lads england no chance to many egos in that team

Chance of England embarrassing themselves at the Euros = 90%

Chance of Scotland embarrassing themselves at the Euros = 0%

To be fair on the manager he does not have a great amount of outstanding talent to choose from. Saying that i will be amazed if England dont win a game as the group is not that strong.

We are not expected to do any good, so if we do it will be a pleasant surprise :-)

TRAITORS SHOULD BE HUNG DRAWN AND QUARTERED

no expectations of them for a change, might help them a bit

mugs

agree,england have no chance

england have europe's most in-form striker, big carroll

dont write em off

Guardian newspaper put this team up

Green (first game since USA world cup disaster)
Jones (out of position and out of form)
Jagielka (why the hell am i here?)
Lescott (Plenty of work for him tonight with this makeshift defence)
Baines (not cashley and it shows)
Parker (not fit)
Gerrard (lost in a sea of ineptitude)
Milner (will run and will need to)
Downing (help)
Young (3rd winger will not get the refs assistance here)
'Didier' Carroll (Good luck fighting off Hangelange as ingerlunds sole outlet up front)

20 years ago Graham Taylor picked what he described himself as a pigs ar$e of a team as ingerlund went down 2-0
'Norse Manure' was the tabloid headline
Vaya con dios Roymondo

Can't see anything other than a nil-nil here.  Ball in the middle third of the pitch for 85%-90% of the game.

Roy will of course come away with "a lot of positives" blah blah...

Take Downing and Milner out and its not a bad side
Baines and Young will get crosses in for Carroll to power home header after header 16-0 easy

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