Whats all this showering before bed malarky??

Maybe her boss likes her all crusty.

Maybe she doesn't have a crusty bed like you.

What if she has an impromptu drill?? Surely a man doesnt want to lick unwashed 12+ hours puss?

does your shower have a detachable hand-held bit?

eyebee • May 17, 2012 10:53 PM BST
What if she has an impromptu drill?? Surely a man doesnt want to lick unwashed 12+ hours puss?

ROFL

I showering in the morn, just to make sure my c0ck is clean and ready just in case

So you go to bed dirty?

sometimes i shower in the morning AND at night

When she's gone to bed I would check the shower head if I were you.

It might be blocked up or slighlty mal-functional.

I recommend a Brillo-pad to clean it up.

My last housemate did the same, and no joke, me and my pal went sniffing for panties and she had crusty bits of poo on them. sometimes a squashed winnet. surely it aint right??

shrew i once chomped on a puss and it smelt of poo. had to tell her to go shower. disgusting

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Best advice I can give... go down and dirty after 10 pints:

Your taste buds will be temporarily fooked and the next day you don't remember anyway.

Everyone's a winner.

Normally i do that, but this one time i didnt i hit major trubs. Surely she must have been a back to front arse wiper?

Illumin,

What if uve got a bit on the tip of ur nose tho, and u wake up and thats all u can smell??

I second that Keano this could be Epic.

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May 17, 2012 -- 11:12PM, eyebee wrote:

Illumin,What if uve got a bit on the tip of ur nose tho, and u wake up and thats all u can smell??

eyebee,

Don't be daft.

That's why they inventend Kleenex.

*invented

Roy

btw lads what is a squashed winnet - I'm beginning to learn what a sheltered life I've lead

what if ur so drunk u pass out??

May 17, 2012 -- 11:15PM, eyebee wrote:

what if ur so drunk u pass out??

Ever woke up drunk with a woman sat on your head?

Yes, it does happen.

vidou,

its a tiny poo ball

Thanks eyebee - this thread looks like being one which we are all very privileged to be in on from the start

Whatever you guys do I suggest you do not google 'church of fudge'....

Seriously thinkng of putting a sign up saying can everyone shower in the mornings. i dont wanna be coming in drunk feeling frisky and start munching on crusty lettuce leaf

May 17, 2012 -- 11:24PM, eyebee wrote:

Seriously thinkng of putting a sign up saying can everyone shower in the mornings. i dont wanna be coming in drunk feeling frisky and start munching on crusty lettuce leaf

Are you still referring to you mother from the OP?

illuminatus you sound like a man (or Woman) of the world - would you care to share the experience

Shrewed Shrew

This talk of poo is giving me memories of a girl I fcked recently

was she a man utd fan?

No, Liverpool & she was a proper scouser.

Dawsey are you on a Meltdown ?? You F ucked a scouser

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3967502/Tatt-poo-for-cheating.html

thread reminds me of when i went to the dentist,

he said,"did you have oral sex last night?"

"why?,have i go pubic hair in my teeth?"i replied

"no,you have shi t up your nostrils"

anyone seen 1man1jar ? its horrific there must have been a time when he thought 'how the f@ck am i going to explain this

She was in my ear all night Bergkamp, practically begging me to give her an.al. Let's just say it was a horror ending.

Attractive people tend to wash just before bed and when we wake up,it keeps you complexion looking its best

Eyebee, his name is spelt Malachi, not Malarky.

This thread reminds me why i stay on the racing forum.

Dirty bastards.

Think she had a fetish or something mate, was a very weird girl..

The two i know that do it look like they should live under a bridge. The one that washes in the morning is sexy and clean on a daily basis

Oh alright Dawsy everyone needs to let go once and a While

bob vegas likes a bit of bum action,so i'm told

i remember a kid i went to college with, stuart trotter (he had a brother called dave ), we would have a kick-about after college and we'd all have mud on our trousers etc and then the next day he would come in still covered in mud

May 17, 2012 -- 11:51PM, TheTipsMaster wrote:

bob vegas likes a bit of bum action,so i'm told

not surprised with a name like trotter,sounds common as fu ck

May 17, 2012 -- 11:52PM, lybertyne wrote:

i remember a kid i went to college with, stuart trotter (he had a brother called dave ), we would have a kick-about after college and we'd all have mud on our trousers etc and then the next day he would come in still covered in mud

His parents must have been Degenerates & Lazy Coonts LoL

... and they only had children to claim benefits

he was from burnley.  he was obviously someone girls wouldn't go near so my mate and i bought him a dirty mag, dvd and box of kleenex for his birthday, all of which he unwrapped during tutorial.  even the tutor laughed.

..Brilliant stuff Lybertyne he must have been chuffed LoL

funny thing was the girls thought we were awful for doing so and he got some female sympathy-friends out of it.

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these sexy ladies need looking after trig,nothing wrong with a nice bit of anal and ass licking before you get to that,get your self a nice clean girl and fu ck that ass with your tongue,they love it

they probably just wanted his porn

anyone seen 1man1jar ? its horrific  there must have been a time when he thought 'how the f@ck am i going to explain this

http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f149/blue-waffle-infection-really-gross-42939/

Imagine coming across a drunk bird with that on the weekend

lybertyne • May 18, 2012 12:01 AM BST
funny thing was the girls thought we were awful for doing so and he got some female sympathy-friends out of it.

Always the way in it

having watched 1man1jar and now seen blue waffle i feel somewhat woozy

its not for the squeemish

Tell me about it guys I was only shown this by a mate a while back F ucking horrendous stuff...Can't believe they are actual birds floating about with this

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Tell me about it guys I was only shown this by a mate a while back F ucking horrendous stuff...Can't believe they are actual birds floating about with this 

bob would still eat her out!

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She was in my ear all night Bergkamp, practically begging me to give her an.al. Let's just say it was a horror ending.

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bit like sunday then

Viva Comedy Gold there

May 18, 2012 -- 12:20AM, TheTipsMaster wrote:

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LoL ...

I feel sick after seeing that.

haha reading this reminds me of the daily conversation when i used to work in a metal shop... miss those days! well i miss the people i don't miss working

May 17, 2012 -- 11:22PM, Emily Bishop's Gusset wrote:

Whatever you guys do I suggest you do not google 'church of fudge'....

why is it so difficult not to look up websites that you are specifically told not too

the girl im with atm

Take it you're only with her for the money?

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great thread.  deserves cpr

ttt

what thee ff

lol shower before bed? no ta

Return_Of_Dawsy 17 May 12 23:40
She was in my ear all night Bergkamp, practically begging me to give her an.al. Let's just say it was a horror ending.


Was the horror ending when you turned her round and found the c0ck?.

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