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Whats that all about then?? Girl i live with showers before bed. Gets all crusty and go work in the morn..?? Dont get it
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Maybe her boss likes her all crusty.
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Maybe she doesn't have a crusty bed like you.
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What if she has an impromptu drill?? Surely a man doesnt want to lick unwashed 12+ hours puss?
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does your shower have a detachable hand-held bit?
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eyebee • May 17, 2012 10:53 PM BST
What if she has an impromptu drill?? Surely a man doesnt want to lick unwashed 12+ hours puss? ROFL  |
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I showering in the morn, just to make sure my c0ck is clean and ready just in case
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So you go to bed dirty?
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sometimes i shower in the morning AND at night
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When she's gone to bed I would check the shower head if I were you.
It might be blocked up or slighlty mal-functional. I recommend a Brillo-pad to clean it up. |
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My last housemate did the same, and no joke, me and my pal went sniffing for panties and she had crusty bits of poo on them. sometimes a squashed winnet. surely it aint right??
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shrew i once chomped on a puss and it smelt of poo. had to tell her to go shower. disgusting
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[x] Saves thread to favourites
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Best advice I can give... go down and dirty after 10 pints:
Your taste buds will be temporarily fooked and the next day you don't remember anyway. Everyone's a winner. |
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Normally i do that, but this one time i didnt i hit major trubs. Surely she must have been a back to front arse wiper?
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Illumin,
What if uve got a bit on the tip of ur nose tho, and u wake up and thats all u can smell?? |
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I second that Keano this could be Epic.
[X] Ready in tears laughing [X] Already nearly choked to death on my cup of tea with laughter |
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*invented
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Roybtw lads what is a squashed winnet - I'm beginning to learn what a sheltered life I've lead |
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what if ur so drunk u pass out??
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vidou,
its a tiny poo ball |
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Thanks eyebee - this thread looks like being one which we are all very privileged to be in on from the start
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Whatever you guys do I suggest you do not google 'church of fudge'....
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Seriously thinkng of putting a sign up saying can everyone shower in the mornings. i dont wanna be coming in drunk feeling frisky and start munching on crusty lettuce leaf
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illuminatus you sound like a man (or Woman) of the world - would you care to share the experience
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Shrewed Shrew
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This talk of poo is giving me memories of a girl I fcked recently
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was she a man utd fan?
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No, Liverpool & she was a proper scouser.
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Dawsey are you on a Meltdown ?? You F ucked a scouser
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3967502/Tatt-poo-for-cheating.html
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thread reminds me of when i went to the dentist,
he said,"did you have oral sex last night?" "why?,have i go pubic hair in my teeth?"i replied "no,you have shi t up your nostrils" |
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anyone seen 1man1jar ? its horrific
 there must have been a time when he thought 'how the f@ck am i going to explain this |
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She was in my ear all night Bergkamp, practically begging me to give her an.al. Let's just say it was a horror ending.
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Attractive people tend to wash just before bed and when we wake up,it keeps you complexion looking its best
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