I'm gay........How do I tell the wife?

just run away

Maybe she's a lesbian and she'll be relieved?

maybe she does'nt even love you anymore and wont care

she might stay with you, women love the gays..just buy a strap on imo

I just love ****!  I can't get enough!

you have probably turned gay because your split arse doesnt dish it out or you are a shyte rub

good to know

chopper999 Joined: 16 Mar 06
Replies: 1994 29 Sep 10 11:35 
you have probably turned gay because your split arse doesnt dish it out or you are a shyte rub

FFS, speak English man!

Drop subtle hints:
Start singing songs from musicals. Wash more often. Be more tidy. Support Liverpool. She'll get the message.

being a Scot (which I presume you are), surely you can sympathise?!

my last comment to Hearts!

what are u asking me!?

"I'm gay........How do I tell the wife ? "

in a note...a suicide note !

hearts1874 Joined: 27 Feb 10
Replies: 1686 29 Sep 10 11:40 
what are u asking me!?

Well, if your a Scot......Scot = Gay!

^^^ tw*t.

^^^ I meant funky but .. why not both

Just Checking Joined: 25 Jun 06
Replies: 3354 29 Sep 10 11:44 
^^^ tw*t.

Are you a Scot as well then?!

Just Checking Joined: 25 Jun 06
Replies: 3354 29 Sep 10 11:44 
^^^ tw*t.

Are you a Scot as well then?!

not gay mate, no shame in it . just tell her and it will be done holding off telling her will make it worse

yuck

double yuck.

chill out she no,s, she,s being round my house 3 days a week for months

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so she's gay too then.

and by the way i dont blame you,she,s not up to much is she,bordering on a 2 bagger,but hey gift horse and all that !