WHEN THE REFEREE WALKS THROUGH THE FOOTBALL TUNNEL

STEAM TRAIN GOING THROUGH A TUNNEL ,BLOWS ITS WHISTLE DO YOU GET IT

ITS CLEAN AND THERES NO SWEARING OR VULGARITY

^ that's just  p h u c k i n g  stupid

I KNOW BUT ITS ORIGINAL

YOU NEED TO KNOW WHAT A STEAM TRAIN IS TO APPRECIATE THIS JOKE,IM SORRY ITS NOT FOR YOUNGSTERS

THIS WILL APPEAL TO OLD TRAIN SPOTTING FOOTBALL SUPPORTERS

WHO LIKE DAFT THINGS

THAT JOKE TO A  DAFT TRAIN SPOTTING FOOTBALL SUPPORTER IS LIKE THE MONA LISA TO AN ART LOVEING PICTURE LOVER

UNLESS YOU DONT LIKE LEONARDEE DEEVINCI BECAUSE HE WAS A FOREGNER

I DONT MOND IF YOU TELL THIS JOKE IN THE PUB TO YOUR FRIENDS,BUT MAKE SURE THERE OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER STEAM TRAINS

AND DONT TELL IT TO SOMEONE WHO HATES YOU ,OR THEY MIGHT SAY IT RUBBISH AND START A FIGHT WITH YOU IF THEVE HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK

AND THEN THE LANDLORD WILL BAR YOU ,AND ITS NOT YOUR FAULT

AND WHEN YOU GET HOME YOUR PARTNER WILL SAY YOUVE BEEN FIGHTING AGAIN ,I TOLD YOU NOT TO DRINK TOO MUCH .

AND THEN SHE WILL NOT SPEAK TO YOU UNTILL SHE NEEDS SOMETHING

AND THEN YOU WILL GO TO BED

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AND THEN YOU WILL WAKE UP AND THINK YOUR ALICE IN WONDERLAND

idiot

AND THEN YOU WILL THINK ,YOUD WISH YOU HAD DREAMED OF THE WIZARD OF OZZ SO YOU COULD BE DORATHY

REPORTED...for being a lunatic

oh dear,this is one of those moments when you regret contributing to a thread

IM THE NICEST LUNEATIC OUT THERE ,A FAIRY TOLD ME

JUAN SHEET ,DONT BE A WET BLANKET

KATO STAR DONT GET ON YOUR HIGH HORSE BECAUSE YOU BEAT DENMAN

REPORTEDx2... "A FAIRY TOLD ME"... something more frightening than a lunatic...a  p h u c k i n g  gay lunatic...backs against the walls chaps

I COULD HAVE BEEN A BIG STAR ,MY MAM SAYS IM OUT OF THIS WORLD

IM NOT GAY ,THERE WAS NONE IN MY DAY,ITS ONLY SINCE CHANNEL 4 STARTED ON T V THAT THEY STARTED APPEARING

Diddy...are you visually impaired?...'coz you type like a blind ba$tard

NO IM A LOOSE CANNON I JUST DO WHAT I WANT TO

AND I DONT SWEAR ,IM LIKE CHARLIE CHAPLIN ONLY WITHOUT A WALKING STICK,I DONT WANT ANYBODY TO SAY IM COPYING HIM ,EVEN THOUGH I COULD DO WITH ONE FOR MY POORLY LEG

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I WILL LEAVE YOU NOW WITH THE WORDS OF NELSON AS HE LEFT ENGLAND TO FIGHT THE SPANISH ARMARDA

GOOD BYE

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WE DONT SEEM TO BE MOVEING HAVE YOU PULLED THE ANCHOR UP

FUNKY I CANT GET THAT LINK ON MY COMPUTER ,HOPE ITS NOT SOMETHING NASTY ,GOT TO GO NOW

BUY BUY

is he gone ?

thank  p h u c k !

he just has to be a Man U fan

insanity at its best.

^ well you would know Juan sh!t

stalker

IM BACK NOW ,IVE JUST BEEN ROUND OUR COUNCIL ESTATE TO MAKE SURE NO ONES PINCHED ANY OF THE HOUSES

SOME ONES PICHED ALL THE FLAGS FROM NEXT DOORS GARDEN AND LEFT ALOAD OF GRASS THERE,IVE TOOK DOWN THE GARDEN CENTERS TRUCKS REGISTRATION NUMBER

I WANTED TO BE A REFEREE,BUT WHEN I DRESS IN BLACK I FEEL DEPRESSED

THEY SAID I WOULD HAVE TO START OFF ,WITH SUNDAY MORNING GAMES,I TOLD THEM I DONT WORK WEEKENDS

bad news Do wah Diddy as a train driver i can confirm you no longer have to blow your whistle when going through a tunnel unless there are track workers working inside or just outside of the said tunnel. i doubt very much there would be track workers working inside a football stadium so the joke is no longer valid hth

MARTIN NO ONE LIKES A SMART BOTTOM

MY CONFEEDENCE IS SAPPED NOW

IF YOU GO ON THE MINATURE STEAM RAILWAY AT BROOKLANDS GARDEN CENTER ,IT BLOWS ITS WHISTLE EVERYTIME IT ENTERS A TUNNEL,I HOPE HES BEEN REPORTED TO THE HEALTH AND SAFETY  DEPARTMENT

I ONCE WENT ON A TRAIN  TO WALES AND TOLD THE TEA TROLLEY LADY ,IF THE DRIVER LOOSES HIS WAY ,TO COME AND ASK ME FOR DIRECTIONS ,AS ID BEEN THERE BEFORE

I TOLD HER NOT TO WORRY WHEN SHE SPILT MY CUP OF HOT CHOCOLATE ALL OVER ME

I SAID WE MUST HAVE GONE OVER A BUMP

SHE SAID SHED WET HERSELF ,I SAID YOU MUST HAVE GONE OVER THE SAME BUMP AS ME

SHE SAID WOULD YOU LIKE A KIT KAT ,I SAID NO MY DOG ROVER WOULD GET JEALOUS

SHE SAID WHAT ABOUT A BLUE ROIBBON THEN ,I SAID YOU DONT HAVE TO GIVE ME ANYTHING ,IM NOT ONE OF THOSE THAT TRY AND CLAIM COMPENSATION

SHE GAVE ME A SMILE AND GOT OFF AT THE NEXT STOP,EVERYONE WAS GETTING FREE BISCUITS OFF HER TROLLEY

I SAID YOU SHOULDNT PINCH ALL THAT STUFF OFF THE TROLLEY,THE POLICE CAN EASILY DETECT THE BISCUITS IN YOUR INTESTINES THESE DAYS ,

AND THEN A VOICE FROM THE BACK OF THE QUE SAID,NOT IF YOU DRINK TWO PINTS OF MILK AND GO TO THE TOILET

THERES ALLWAYS ONE CLEVER  DECK

IM GOING NOW TO TALK TO MYSELF IN THE MIRROR ,AT LEAST IVE A PICTURE THERE TO LOOK AT