I have just bought 4 cases of pierre jouet...

more good news, the Rémy Martin Louis XIII will be arriving shortly.

dreams, dreams. You'v just woken up on your bare mattress in your hovel. And you've pi$$ed yourself again. So you've cracked open a purple tin and started a fred.

so you drink £30 champagne, buy £25K brandy.

you wanna research your ramblings first.

yes leo the cheap champagne is for when I have people round the 100 year old cognac is for me only, I will send you over a bottle of the champers so you can drown your sorrows.

i wonder how sh1t someones life has to be to force them to put their fantasies on a forum

Jealous of my success marychain? I can understand why seeing as you are a penniless pauper.

juan i'll be joining you for a cognac later, im in the mood for celebrating today

good man, us winners can enjoy the 100 year old cognac, while leo and his loser friends drink concorde.

a nice claret is my choice of beverage, i may have a bottle tonight with tea, enjoy yourself, the only difference is that I will actually be drinking that, while you sip at your diamond white

what is diamond white? what a night you must be having, 3 day old pizza and a bottle of warm vinegar to yourself

Is your life a bit dull at the moment one sheet?

how can life be dull? Ive got the ladies coming round for the pool party later, life couldnt be better.

the difference, juan, is that i don't have to create threads  about this kind of thing, you do because you have nothing so you need to dream, you'll get there one day

Pool party in St Helens

what a loser you are juan-er

Actually Davey I live in rainhill, Leo you must have the memory of a fish.

why is that?

oh dear, as much as I would like to continue putting you lower class heathens in your place, I must dash, I have a party to organise, but do enjoy your afternoon of seething and trashing your bedsits.

Juan_sheet Joined: 17 Jul 10
Replies: 562 02 Aug 10 11:10 
how can life be dull? Ive got the ladies coming round for the pool party later, life couldnt be better.


pure deluded gold, pool party on a monday afternoon, what a freak

juan's pool parties are legendary. at the last one, he managed to get the entire team of hired porn stars up his arse hole mr slave style. i believe they're still chasing lemmywinks.

juan's pool parties involve his mums goldfish pond, a rubber dinghy, a bottle of lambrini and a bag of rusks.

LeoOnAHigh Joined: 26 Jun 07
Replies: 5462 02 Aug 10 11:39   
juan's pool parties involve his mums goldfish pond, a rubber dinghy, a bottle of lambrini and a bag of rusks


did you google that?

Also a bag of play sand and a bucket and spade.

yes davey the play sand was for you, but seeing as you are uninvited from the party, it will now be useless.

did i google what lol? juan's pool party?

ya goon

yes its on google, goon.

what is?

This is quite a serious thread really. Juan is clearly someone who'd desperately like to live the high life and sees gambling as his passport to what he believes is rightly his. He shows all the hallmarks of being the next Neil Blatchly. You're a ticking timebomb, Juan. Get yourself sorted out asap and don't ruin your life. You might think it's all a laugh and a bit of fun at the moment but I've seen this behaviour on the forum so many times in the past decade, and it always ends up with someone going skint.

another one for the net juan

deadliest catch.

"I'm just fishing" was what Neil Blatchly used to say in 2003. I'm afraid fishing attempts are not really worthy of acclaim around here in 2010. They stopped being funny about seven years ago. In many ways that's unfortunate for you, Juan. You'd have liked the banter here in the early days of betfair, but you weren't old enough to bet then. Your generation has missed out in a lot of ways.

shut up you sad bore, oh by the way, joined May 09, lol was that the early days?

no mick, you are totally totally clueless, trust me on this one!

I was banned in 2003, 2007 and 2009, on each occasion for calling c***s like you a c***. Thus the requirement for new forum names. That's the thing you see, Juan. We've seen your type here a hundred times. You're not new. You're not funny. You impress no one. And when you've done your couple of hundred quid in you disappear off to whatever your new hair brained money making idea might be, only to be replaced by the newest addition recruit from Betfair's all singing, all dancing marketing campaign. That's just how it works.

mick is not clueless, his post below is spot on

Mick makes a good point

You're not new

at least this is accurate

you're both clueless, if you spent one day with the guy you'd know what i mean. anyway im bored of this one now so i'll leave you to continue to feed him his bait.

Juan_sheet
with my welfare check, I will be quaffing a few replica bottles in the west wing of my cheap appartment this afternoon in celebration. have a nice day peasants.




Enjoy it Carlos

well done t rigg you can edit posts, what is your next project?

oh and Mick how do you know I am new you moron?

new or not you are certainly a moron

wow, leo a great reply

Have I touched a nerve, Juan? Underneath the "big time" exterior that you give off to all your friends (I'm the high roller punter, me) do you have huge private concerns about whether you can keep your gambling under control? Or do you think it's unjust that there are people out there winning hundreds of thousands of pounds betting on football who, let's face it, just aren't as great as you? Does that eat up your insides? Does it Juan? Do you lay awake at night thinking "If only I had the big bank that they've got it would be so easy"? Are you longing for a seat at the Propunter's table, Juan? Do you think it's your right to rub shoulders with the big dogs? Is that where you're going to be one day, Juan?

Juan_sheet Joined: 17 Jul 10
Replies: 581 02 Aug 10 13:10 
wow, leo a great reply

i imagine the incongruity of this statement will be lost on someone of such poor intellect

i couldnt even be bothered to read all that cr@p, sorry.

I read it one sheet and i think Mick may have you sussed.

lol, you really are all a bunch of sad losers arent you.

sad losers lol shouldn't you be getting ready for your pool party?

Perhaps is you tried reading a little more and writing a little less things would improve for you, Juan. The Football League kicks off in four days now, Juan. That's 36 fantastic matches with betting opportunites, never mind the endless amount of ante post value available. A little bit of reading might be just what the doctor ordered today, Juan.

How about I set you a little homework task? You hate homework don't you Juan? Well give it one more try. Why don't you spend the next couple of hours having a few less fantasies and reading a little bit about each of the 24 clubs in the Championship. Come back to me in a couple of hours and we can discuss all of the 12 Championship games this weekend, or maybe just one or two, that's up to you. Why don't you come back to me with your Championship bet of the weekend after you've done all your research, with some extensive reasoning about why you've formualted that opinion and in return I'll give you my views on that match or matches, something that I rarely do for free. Go on Juan, you never know, you might learn something.

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt"

Good man Juan, Mick has got you spot on

another sad cretin joins the party, well done to you.

You like having your fun don't you Juan? You like acting the clown and playing up to your friends don't you? But when I rip the sh*t out of you make you look the stupid, unintelligent, pathetic litte man that you are and point out every deficiency in your character and have everyone else agreeing with me, you aren't so amused are you? You don't like it when other people are having fun and you're not, do you Juan?You go very quiet then, don't you Juan? Resort to calling them sad cretins perhaps? Why would that be, lack the intelligence to outwit them? You don't like it when someone else is the big dog do you Juan? I'm that b*stard sat at the propunter's table that you want to be, Juan. It f***ing kills you doesn't it? Hmmmm, Juan? Hmmmm?

beaten and destroyed

brutally abused with know where to go

listen to yourselves.

oh by the way mick I apologise to you but I havnt read any of your posts that are over 2 lines in length, I hope you understand.

Juan you are depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

You Juanna give up or you thirsty for more?

Juan_sheet Joined: 17 Jul 10
Replies: 595 02 Aug 10 14:05 
oh by the way mick I apologise to you but I havnt read any of your posts that are over 2 lines in length, I hope you understand.


he says while choking back tears

thats better keep them to that length and I will read your thoughts on the matter, cheers.

What mystifies me is who you think you're fooling. That's the third time you've alluded to the fact that you haven't read my longer posts. I know you've read every single one. Everyone else here knows you've read every single one. Not only have you read every single one, you've read them two or three times, sentence by sentence, picking out the bits where you realise I'm right and the bits where you think I'm way off track and having a little chuckle about them. You know how I know all this, Juan? I used to be you.

you used to be him

thats a dramatic twist

that didnt last long.