Date number 1 tonight

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enj, just make sure it's not juan posing as a bird, he prob wants to give you a sound noshing

3 doubles, ffs! Don't drink before you get there. Stay cool, if she sees you've been drinking before the date it won't look good. You've got to drink at the same pace as her. And don't go emptying your balls before you go out either. Better she gets the benefit imho.

Be cool

& don't forget to tell her how good she looks when you meet.

g/l

Good luck

Where you taking her?

enjbenjy Joined: 05 Oct 05
Replies: 2299 31 Jul 10 17:02   


Meeting her between 8 and 8.30. Still got to polish my shoes, iron my stuff, shave my pubes, body hair and empty my sack. How many vodkas shall I have before I leave? I was thinking 3 doubles.

obviously i'm assuming your a lesbian...

Well I got a woman's opinion on body hair just before and she reckoned trimmed pubes was best.

We're just going to a bar. It's going to be hard for me to keep same pace as I drink fast normally and especially fast when nervous. I suppose it'll be a lot cheaper drinking at her pace.

don't forget to slip on a condom before u leave the house

Taking 2 condoms and a viagra. Just ordered taxi. Haven't been too bad nerves wise but sh1tting it now. Got a party to go to if it goes wrong anyway. Will give a field report tomorrow or Monday.

how did the date go?  did u pump her?

obviously i'm assuming your a lesbian...

this guys dating attempts should be put into a documentory

reading books shaving pubes tugging b4 and why the feck do u need viagra has it stopped working all ready?

calmoan Joined: 29 Jan 05
Replies: 2607 31 Jul 10 17:06   
enj, just make sure it's not juan posing as a bird, he prob wants to give you a sound noshing 

obsessed much.

no reply yet, ,aybe he needed more than the two condoms he was taking or maybe he's just coming around now in some grotty flat minus one kidney

The guy is putting so much pressure on himself hes bound to fail.

yes, he needs to lighten up a bit, especially if he's meeting another on monday or whenever it is.

Nice to know that romance is alive and well.....

She's just got off now. Good result I say! Wants to see me again too. Got a very nice body.

sucked off?

enjbenjy Joined: 05 Oct 05
Replies: 2302 01 Aug 10 10:31 
She's just got off now. Good result I say! Wants to see me again too. Got a very nice body.



thinly veiled , she's looks like shes been beaten with an ugly stick

Nah she has a good face too. I think people were wondering wtf she was doing with me when we were out.

enjbenjy Joined: 05 Oct 05
Replies: 2303 01 Aug 10 10:37 
Nah she has a good face too. I think people were wondering wtf she was doing with me when we were out.



COZ they were wondering what you were doing on the dance floor with your grandma!!!

used to work with a woman she was 25 face like a man, the nicest body you could ak for lol

perfect tits long sexy legs, shows if there is a god hes got a sence of humour!!!

Surely that's easy enough, get her to face down.

enjbenjy
   
Nah she has a good face too. I think people were wondering wtf she was doing with me when we were out.
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Mate you got to stop this negative thinking. You got to be the alpha male, you need to get it into your head mate. Must be something in one of your books about it I'd have thought. Anyway, if you are meeting again, alls well. Don't forget though, the longer she's holding out on you the more she is thinking long term relationship than a roll in the hay. Don't say I didn't warn you!

g/l

She didn't hold out on me. My shyness was getting the better of me when I was out but she liked me enough anyway. Confidence is very high today, she was very nice. It's funny how many women give you the eye when you're out with a woman ha. Should have a female friend to take all the time.

or maybe he's just coming around now in some grotty flat minus one kidney

she might be up for a threesome just ask they dont mind

thats true enjy, the better looking the more looks you'll get, but part of that is the confidence that you give off being seen with an attractive woman.

You'll get there mate

Dave has given you good advice. Try not to get blitzed mate. Be yourself. Dress nicely. Get some nice aftershave, Curve by Liz Claiborne is lovely, you will get it on ebay. Smile, when you are out with friends women always want to be with people who look like they are having a good time. Best of luck.

sounds like he failed to pelt her. FFS

He could be gay, just not realised yet

What you on about failed to pelt her? You think we were drinking tea and biscuits all night?

1.01 he is still a virgin

she probably took one look at his bedsit and did a runner

unlucky loser

Bad choice of tyres running on Viagra.A Cialis would have had you still good to go for the Monday date.

MADE UP MARKET

Yes 1.03
No 1000

Why do you need the viagra to get a boner. How old are you?

the viagra is an odd thing.

plus why did you take it with you if she was coming back to yours?

did you wake your mum n dad up?

Lucky Bob - can I please have £10m at 1.03 and £450 at 1000?

why did she leave at 10.30? Did you have to get the b itch back to the nursing home in time for a wash and her sunday lunch. Sneak in and do her room mate up the ar se

Max, if you are going to arb do it properly

You're right - God knows what I was thinking of there!

Another £9,800 at 1000, please.

From a womans point.......would be worried that you needed viagra, would make me think u had a problem. We are actually easy to please, make us laugh and have self confidence without being arrogant and you wont go far wrong. Good luck with date 2

His difficulty is making a woman laugh while still wearing his trousers!

FFS this boy is a mess, when i was a young un i was kicking women away from my feet, .....good advice from pixie imo

Men must remember this before they go on a date:

99% OF WOMEN ARE SNAKES WITH TITS.

Thank you.

M&P, maybe they just treat you badly because they know you are an obnoxious plank.

Some [people missing the Viagra thing by a mile here.He wouldn't be telling her he was popping one but,when meeting some random tart taking a blue pill just guarantees theyre given a hard seeing to which nearly always opens the door for future boning with said bird.

I can rarely be ars'd with messing about with the stuff but if im likely to be steaming and requiring Olymian performance at say 3am onwards its not a bad reserve..whih does help you falling staright to sleep after you've initially splattered her chebs

That said the guy seems to be about 17/18 and possibly a virgin so maybe he needs it for his confidence

DaveEdwards 01 Aug 10 13:56
M&P, maybe they just treat you badly because they know you are an obnoxious plank.

3 Double Vodkas, a Wank, and a Viagra

The story of the Betfair Forumite's search for a classy woman who will put out, no questions asked. Coming soon in paperbook to a bookstore near you.

You forgot the Rohypnol and the chloroform.

A schoolboy error, Mike...

In other news, how are your boys looking ahead of the new season? Burnham have lost a few good uns, but they've kept some important players and they've signed one of Windsor & Eton's best players from their title-winning season.

I did take the viagra for my own confidence, I've always said I'm low in confidence on every thread. I'm 24 not 17/18 and wasn't a virgin but I am still very low on sexual experience and it had been years. I'm not making it up. I might not go on tomorrows date considering this one wants to see me again and is ten times nicer.

Oh and I know I was a mess. That was whole point of me getting advice from here was to improve myself. I can't do that without admitting I was a mess in the first place. I'm not really sure how you expect me to change my past all I can do is be better in the future.

Hope things work out for you, think ur right not to go on 2nd date. Every relationship needs trust and honesty and if it works out with number 1 you will hate that u betrayed her trust even if it was in the begining. Dont put so much pressure on urself and just enjoy it for what it is.

Hi Paddy
Marlow have lost a couple of players to Hungerford on contract, would you believe. One is getting on a bit and the other won't play all season as he has a poor disciplinary record and a new girlfriend. We will be playing with a few who came up from our youth team. We do though have though a nucleus of loyal players but a reduced budget this season.

Well done Engbenjy.  Seems like you are getting some reward for your effort but I really wouldn't advise the vodkas and the viagra before a date.  It's good to be a little nervous.  Good luck.

Pixie style, I know you are giving him a womans perspective now, but I think he should meet this other girl.

It will be good for his confidence to go out with her and spend some quality time with another woman. Nothing has to happen. If he likes the first woman, then it is just going out for the night, good company etc. He can just go out, flirt a little, have a nice time and go home. No harm done all around. The next date has already been arranged, it would be a shame to let her down at such short notice. She'll have been getting herself all keyed up.

I know what your saying, I guess only he can decide what is the right thing to do, just dont want him to risk things with the 1st girl if he really likes her. But maybe not a good idea to put everything on it after just one date. Just try and enjoy yourself, you're young and should be having fun, dont expect too much and Im sure it will work out.

should always have a viagra handy if ure drinking

you need a viagra wtf?

in all my experience, even when not horny and p1ssed out of my mind, i have never failed to do the deed when called upon.

another hot tip enjbenjy - if you need a dump, do it before you have a shower - she isnt going anywhere near your rim if theres klingons all over the starboard bow

1. also, may i just echo M&P's 'snake with t1ts' assertion.

you won't realise it until you have a proper relationship, you're proper in love with her and then she screws you over in unfathomably devious ways.

2. sleeping with a girl on first date is a good and a bad move imo. if she comes onto you, that is bad news - you're basically a stranger and she's willing to sleep with you. YUCK, think of all the things she's done before! positive is that you may have a new fukkbuddy, but NO way can you muster a relationship out of a broken woman with such low standards.

if you come onto her and she declines, take it as a positive that her character is vaguely ok...if she says 'yes', she might as well be walking the streets.

FutureG, I think you are a bit off the mark with your view on women mate. The same woman can have a one night stand just as easily as she can make a man wait it out. It all depends on the dynamic at play. Your view on women who may roll on the first evening is a little outdated imho.

Hopefully Pixie Style can back me up on this. (Pixie, not looking for your history here! Just a general view about women, thx)

g/l.

i'm not following did he get a ride off both women?

I think date number 2 is tonight. It's all quiet from enjy so he must be shaving his balls as we speak!

Defo go on the 2nd date

if the 1st one went well that can become his safety net and he can be a bit more cheeky with this one

do what you can to get a bang out of this date.....even if she says no you still have the "nicer" one that went well

try and get your end away tonight la

good luck

Don't forget to have safe sex.


Take a balaclava

Definately an outdated view but it depends on the situation, i would have slept with my husband on the first date cos i thought he was hot but he was a gent and didnt try, been married 16 yrs, his reason for not trying was that he didnt want me to think thats all he was after. Not sure it would have affected the outcome, he thinks it would.

Cheers Pixie,

Engy, so whats the deal then? We've heard nothing more from him. Maybe monday nights date has ripped him apart & he's still recovering!

I didn't go on 2nd date but it wasn't purely because the 1st one went so well. The reason I was put off the 2nd date was because she was already messaging me and texting me stuff like she misses me when I wasn't on MSN. She was also texting that she needs me to save her from work and someone to cuddle her in bed. It put me right off and I thought she was a psycho. I can only wonder how clingy she would have been if I actually went out with her.

I can't understate how fit the 1st one was. She rang me to come meet her outside the bars and I heard the bouncers telling each other to look at this one coming up. Made me proud that it was my bird for the night. I'm going to hers on Saturday, she seems to really like me.

She said that was her 1st time she had sex for a year. That's how long she been split up from ex. She did initiate it but she recognised how shy I am and probably thought she needed to.

should have gone on 2nd date, she could have been great

the fit one may f*ck you off then your back to square 1

I wouldn't really be back to square one because I should have a lot more experience under my belt by the time she or I would decide not to see each other. I could pick up someone of similar standard to psycho pretty easily I reckon without them being as mad. Will just see what happens and try to not get too attatched with the fit one. She seems sound enough as she paid for half of everything on date, didn't even give me a chance to offer to buy all drinks, just swanned off to the bar. Wouldn't accept taxi fare home either.

ok Engy, you are on your own now. Be lucky. I don't think your new woman would want anymore of this one here so stop posting on this thread and enjoy your new relationship.

g/l

daveedwards

my view may be old but i don't think it's outdated...pretty clear imo that if you looked at the number of women who put out on the first date, that subsequent relationship would either end right there, or end misery.

fwiw, my current bint is a 9/10 and i was drooling over her, she is way, way too hot for me.

still though, we actually both made each other wait for one month before having sex...this reassured me a lot.

if she sleeps with you on the first date, can you imagine how much she would have done the same with other men too?

FutureG, the point I was making was that the same woman can put out or make another man wait depending on circumstances. Anyway got to roll.

g/l

Cheers Dave thx for all the advice. It's funny how quickly life can turn around.

I need advice on one more thing though. I did go ahead and say I work in IT support for poker sites rather than actually play poker. It's already making me feel uncomfortable when she was on phone to me yesterday saying I'll let you get back to work etc. I don't know whether to wait and see if it gets real serious or just tell her next time I see her. It's not really in my nature to lie.

I always think honesty is the best policy, go with your gut instinct. Surely you want to be with someone who accepts you and how you choose to live your life. Good luck.

i really find it tough to understand how lower stakes grinders can have girlfriends and enjoy their time together tbh. there was about a month when i was multi-tabling and totally ignoring my girlfriend in favour of poker.

it can't be done!

Yeah I see what you mean. The main problem is that your best time to play is in the evenings when your girlfriend will also be off work. I might try and just get on some course with a job on end of it. Could make life a lot easier in the future especially with banks etc. Been thinking about it for a while.

defo get a job imo

Are you finding it a lot better Canary? How hard was it to find a job after years out of it?

Forgot to thank you pixie. Always nice to hear a woman's view on these things. I'll just see what I feel like at the time.

a dissapointing lack of abuse and sarcasm on this thread imo, should of been on chit chat

Good work!!

You seem sensible and being honest is a good thing.

took me a while to find one tbh but much prefer working to not.  even tho you obviously don't fancy working some days.  got some time off at the moment and don't think i could return to that sort of life.

nobody's being abusive cos the poster isn't being an arrogant ****