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Meeting her between 8 and 8.30. Still got to polish my shoes, iron my stuff, shave my pubes, body hair and empty my sack. How many vodkas shall I have before I leave? I was thinking 3 doubles.
My 2nd date is on Monday so got a safety net if I fook this one up. She seems to love me already so can't mess that one up.
My 2nd date is on Monday so got a safety net if I fook this one up. She seems to love me already so can't mess that one up.
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500 replies by this tomorrow (NAP)
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enj, just make sure it's not juan posing as a bird, he prob wants to give you a sound noshing
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3 doubles, ffs! Don't drink before you get there. Stay cool, if she sees you've been drinking before the date it won't look good. You've got to drink at the same pace as her. And don't go emptying your balls before you go out either. Better she gets the benefit imho.
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& don't forget to tell her how good she looks when you meet.
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Good luck
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Where you taking her?
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enjbenjy Joined: 05 Oct 05
Replies: 2299 31 Jul 10 17:02 Meeting her between 8 and 8.30. Still got to polish my shoes, iron my stuff, shave my pubes, body hair and empty my sack. How many vodkas shall I have before I leave? I was thinking 3 doubles. obviously i'm assuming your a lesbian... |
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Well I got a woman's opinion on body hair just before and she reckoned trimmed pubes was best.
We're just going to a bar. It's going to be hard for me to keep same pace as I drink fast normally and especially fast when nervous. I suppose it'll be a lot cheaper drinking at her pace. |
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don't forget to slip on a condom before u leave the house
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Taking 2 condoms and a viagra. Just ordered taxi. Haven't been too bad nerves wise but sh1tting it now. Got a party to go to if it goes wrong anyway. Will give a field report tomorrow or Monday.
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how did the date go? did u pump her?
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obviously i'm assuming your a lesbian...
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this guys dating attempts should be put into a documentory
reading books shaving pubes tugging b4 and why the feck do u need viagra has it stopped working all ready? |
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calmoan Joined: 29 Jan 05
Replies: 2607 31 Jul 10 17:06 enj, just make sure it's not juan posing as a bird, he prob wants to give you a sound noshing obsessed much. |
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no reply yet, ,aybe he needed more than the two condoms he was taking or maybe he's just coming around now in some grotty flat minus one kidney
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The guy is putting so much pressure on himself hes bound to fail.
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yes, he needs to lighten up a bit, especially if he's meeting another on monday or whenever it is.
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Nice to know that romance is alive and well.....
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She's just got off now. Good result I say! Wants to see me again too. Got a very nice body.
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sucked off?
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enjbenjy Joined: 05 Oct 05
Replies: 2302 01 Aug 10 10:31 She's just got off now. Good result I say! Wants to see me again too. Got a very nice body. thinly veiled , she's looks like shes been beaten with an ugly stick |
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Nah she has a good face too. I think people were wondering wtf she was doing with me when we were out.
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enjbenjy Joined: 05 Oct 05
Replies: 2303 01 Aug 10 10:37 Nah she has a good face too. I think people were wondering wtf she was doing with me when we were out. COZ they were wondering what you were doing on the dance floor with your grandma!!! |
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used to work with a woman she was 25 face like a man, the nicest body you could ak for lol
perfect tits long sexy legs, shows if there is a god hes got a sence of humour!!! |
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Surely that's easy enough, get her to face down.
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enjbenjy
Nah she has a good face too. I think people were wondering wtf she was doing with me when we were out. ................................................................ Mate you got to stop this negative thinking. You got to be the alpha male, you need to get it into your head mate. Must be something in one of your books about it I'd have thought. Anyway, if you are meeting again, alls well. Don't forget though, the longer she's holding out on you the more she is thinking long term relationship than a roll in the hay. Don't say I didn't warn you! g/l |
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She didn't hold out on me. My shyness was getting the better of me when I was out but she liked me enough anyway. Confidence is very high today, she was very nice. It's funny how many women give you the eye when you're out with a woman ha. Should have a female friend to take all the time.
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or maybe he's just coming around now in some grotty flat minus one kidney
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she might be up for a threesome just ask they dont mind
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thats true enjy, the better looking the more looks you'll get, but part of that is the confidence that you give off being seen with an attractive woman.
You'll get there mate |
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Dave has given you good advice. Try not to get blitzed mate. Be yourself. Dress nicely. Get some nice aftershave, Curve by Liz Claiborne is lovely, you will get it on ebay. Smile, when you are out with friends women always want to be with people who look like they are having a good time. Best of luck.
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sounds like he failed to pelt her. FFS
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He could be gay, just not realised yet
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What you on about failed to pelt her? You think we were drinking tea and biscuits all night?
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1.01 he is still a virgin
she probably took one look at his bedsit and did a runner unlucky loser |
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Bad choice of tyres running on Viagra.A Cialis would have had you still good to go for the Monday date.
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MADE UP MARKET
Yes 1.03 No 1000 |
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Why do you need the viagra to get a boner. How old are you?
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