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I am at home watching the Celtic game with a nice net on Lyon and a nice bank after Vettel qualifying win.
She has asked me to mop the kitchen floor when she is out, but i really cannot be arssed and am emenselly enjoying my day....what should i do?
She has asked me to mop the kitchen floor when she is out, but i really cannot be arssed and am emenselly enjoying my day....what should i do?
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Get a cleaner in to do it out of your winnings, and give her a good seeing to whilst it is taking place. Sorted.
You should get up and do it right now, get it done take ya 5 mins, then job done, sit back down and enjoy the rest of the day.
Get the cleaning fluid
take top off bottle
leave it on the kitchen top so the smell fills the air for half an hour
5 mins before she is due back put bottle away
she'll smell cleaner & think you've done the job
take top off bottle
leave it on the kitchen top so the smell fills the air for half an hour
5 mins before she is due back put bottle away
she'll smell cleaner & think you've done the job
I'm here with your wife and she's saying you should mop the floor. or else...
thinly veiled i will be putting my wifes suspenders on and dancing to abba before she gets back 
ye thats right leo. I dont need to bullsh!t like most on here [;)]
LeoOnAHigh 31 Jul 10 15:09
juan can you remember your first bl0wjob?
did he come?
Juan_sheet 31 Jul 10 15:11
yes and yes
Do we have bad attention to detail here or is One Sheet a rent boy?
juan can you remember your first bl0wjob?
did he come?
Juan_sheet 31 Jul 10 15:11
yes and yes
Do we have bad attention to detail here or is One Sheet a rent boy?
'emenselly enjoying my day'
Id probably buy a dictionary if i were you.
Id probably buy a dictionary if i were you.
'emenselly
Ok I am not going to look up the fred to see who said that. But was it One Sheet? I am closing my eyes, just tell me whether I am right or wrong.
Ok I am not going to look up the fred to see who said that. But was it One Sheet? I am closing my eyes, just tell me whether I am right or wrong.
feck it i've just mopped it...less hastle and my Lyon bet is home and dry without the need to green out, sorry about the spelling earlier, i thought i was still logged in as juan sheet
how is mopping a floor fantasy?
you have a very boring life when you think people lie about house hold chores.
you said I was on about "a make believe life" when I said i sometimes play pool on my day off lol
you have a very boring life when you think people lie about house hold chores.
you said I was on about "a make believe life" when I said i sometimes play pool on my day off lol
we got one of these new vileda mops wher u dont need a backet. The handle has a pump action that wrings the watter out the mope head. v quick and no mess
So who said 'emenselly? I really wanted to guess.
calmoan Joined: 29 Jan 05
Replies: 2575 31 Jul 10 15:32
guilty here alex
Oh, ok.
Replies: 2575 31 Jul 10 15:32
guilty here alex
Oh, ok.
'and my Lyon bet is home and dry without the need to green out'
oh dear
Never count your chickens before they are hatched.
oh dear
Never count your chickens before they are hatched.
calmoan Joined: 29 Jan 05
Replies: 2581 31 Jul 10 15:50
bailed oit at 1-2, still rather nice
Bullsh!t
Replies: 2581 31 Jul 10 15:50
bailed oit at 1-2, still rather nice
Bullsh!t
juan save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date later.
rather pleased that your wife went out 'to run an errand'and whilst she was running her 'errand' ,you lost your money.i am emmennsellyy enjoying my day too.
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