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I am at home watching the Celtic game with a nice net on Lyon and a nice bank after Vettel qualifying win.
She has asked me to mop the kitchen floor when she is out, but i really cannot be arssed and am emenselly enjoying my day....what should i do?
She has asked me to mop the kitchen floor when she is out, but i really cannot be arssed and am emenselly enjoying my day....what should i do?
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mop the kitchen floor.
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with her favourite dress.
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Get a cleaner in to do it out of your winnings, and give her a good seeing to whilst it is taking place. Sorted.
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You should get up and do it right now, get it done take ya 5 mins, then job done, sit back down and enjoy the rest of the day.
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Yes, phone a cleaner to do it.
Mops-are-us, Juan_sheet. |
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Get the cleaning fluid
take top off bottle leave it on the kitchen top so the smell fills the air for half an hour 5 mins before she is due back put bottle away she'll smell cleaner & think you've done the job |
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I'm here with your wife and she's saying you should mop the floor. or else...
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thinly veiled i will be putting my wifes suspenders on and dancing to abba before she gets back
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flatliner
 Billy clearly a pro at this game. |
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agree with billy bunns
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My wife has gone to the shops
oh no she hasnt. [;)] |
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well if she has come see you juan it's for a hair cut
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ye a brazilian
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so you sweep up hair at a beauticians?
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Look up the word "emenselly" in the dictionary
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ye thats right leo. I dont need to bullsh!t like most on here [;)]
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juan can you remember your first bl0wjob?
did he ****? |
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juan can you remember your first bl0wjob?
did he come? |
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yes and yes
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LeoOnAHigh 31 Jul 10 15:09
juan can you remember your first bl0wjob? did he come? Juan_sheet 31 Jul 10 15:11 yes and yes Do we have bad attention to detail here or is One Sheet a rent boy? |
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'emenselly enjoying my day'
Id probably buy a dictionary if i were you. |
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yes
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'emenselly
Ok I am not going to look up the fred to see who said that. But was it One Sheet? I am closing my eyes, just tell me whether I am right or wrong. |
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feck it i've just mopped it...less hastle and my Lyon bet is home and dry without the need to green out, sorry about the spelling earlier, i thought i was still logged in as juan sheet
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99% fantasy forum
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how is mopping a floor fantasy?
you have a very boring life when you think people lie about house hold chores. you said I was on about "a make believe life" when I said i sometimes play pool on my day off lol |
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we got one of these new vileda mops wher u dont need a backet. The handle has a pump action that wrings the watter out the mope head. v quick and no mess
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So who said 'emenselly? I really wanted to guess.
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the op, he had a 'juan moment'
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guilty here alex
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calmoan Joined: 29 Jan 05
Replies: 2575 31 Jul 10 15:32 guilty here alex Oh, ok. |
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'and my Lyon bet is home and dry without the need to green out'
oh dear Never count your chickens before they are hatched. |
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bailed oit at 1-2, still rather nice
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very wise, wd
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calmoan Joined: 29 Jan 05
Replies: 2581 31 Jul 10 15:50 bailed oit at 1-2, still rather nice Bullsh!t |
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how do u know that sausage hound?
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juan save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date later.
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