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Bruce Buffer

30 Jul 10 19:06

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Never done a days manual work in my life so I was wondering if you could give me a bit of advice. Problem is about 20 minutes ago I just took the biggest shlt of my life and left a HUGE log (possibly world record size) in the toilet. It was only a one wiper so basically the amount of excretement has blocked teh toilet up. How can I fix this? I am considering waiting for the wife to get home as she flxed it last time.
thanks

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Report onewheel • July 30, 2010 7:08 PM BST

roll ya sleeves up and getyer hand down the pan, its the only way

Report Sexual Harassment Panda • July 30, 2010 7:09 PM BST

call mario

Report Goretski • July 30, 2010 7:09 PM BST

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKlucE-5nIM

HTH

Report ImSoLuckyLucky! • July 30, 2010 7:11 PM BST

Guiness book of
RECORDS

asK
Norris Mcsquirter

Report TAKE ME OUT • July 30, 2010 7:14 PM BST

watch the south park episode with bono in it

Report Bruce Buffer • July 30, 2010 7:16 PM BST

flushed again and now the water is up right to the brim, bits of **** floating around everywhere :( Just going to close the lid and pretend its not there and wait for the wife to go. Probably best make myself scarce and get to the pub.

thanks for your efforts

Report Daveyboymoyes • July 30, 2010 7:18 PM BST

Destroy it with another dump.

Report miscreant man • July 30, 2010 7:26 PM BST

Totally deny all knowledge of it . let her come home , when she shouts you up , deny deny and then, say '' i haven't been up there . The feckin size of that!! If the rim stretches that far , you can accept the little fella without lube now

Report Sexual Harassment Panda • July 30, 2010 7:28 PM BST

Put some gloves on, pul it out, put it in an envelope, post it through a neighbours door.

Report Ron Pillock • July 30, 2010 8:09 PM BST

Thinly vield "Look at the size of my Turd" thread

Report Mike Bassett England Manager • July 30, 2010 11:36 PM BST

Before you flushed you should have put your hand in a bin liner or similar and broken it up. Make sure there are no holes in the bin liner though. Had this problem twice recently with my house guest and it took over a week to clear on it's own. Smell awful after a while too. Change your diet as well.