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30 Jul 10
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Never done a days manual work in my life so I was wondering if you could give me a bit of advice. Problem is about 20 minutes ago I just took the biggest shlt of my life and left a HUGE log (possibly world record size) in the toilet. It was only a one wiper so basically the amount of excretement has blocked teh toilet up. How can I fix this? I am considering waiting for the wife to get home as she flxed it last time.
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roll ya sleeves up and getyer hand down the pan, its the only way
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call mario
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKlucE-5nIM
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Guiness book of
RECORDS asK Norris Mcsquirter  |
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watch the south park episode with bono in it
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flushed again and now the water is up right to the brim, bits of **** floating around everywhere :( Just going to close the lid and pretend its not there and wait for the wife to go. Probably best make myself scarce and get to the pub.
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Destroy it with another dump.
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Totally deny all knowledge of it . let her come home , when she shouts you up , deny deny and then, say '' i haven't been up there . The feckin size of that!! If the rim stretches that far , you can accept the little fella without lube now
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Put some gloves on, pul it out, put it in an envelope, post it through a neighbours door.
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Thinly vield "Look at the size of my Turd" thread
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Before you flushed you should have put your hand in a bin liner or similar and broken it up. Make sure there are no holes in the bin liner though. Had this problem twice recently with my house guest and it took over a week to clear on it's own. Smell awful after a while too. Change your diet as well.
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you let it fester in your toilet for a week mike?
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No way was I going near that mother. Put lots of blue flush down and it disappeared a little every time I flushed.
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fish it out with a spoon and spread it on some toast
mmmmmm delicious |
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