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Worst chat up line ever
Worst chat up line ever
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I use it for real! Works a treat...
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Anyone who needs a chat up line is ugly and desperate.
Sexy people like me just have to make eye contact and i can pull any women or bloke. |
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To be honest I just walk into a club, pull out my Iphone with the Betfair forum pre loaded and show the women my username on this forum and normally straight away they start falling in love with me.
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i just tell them i once posted in a mr winner nailed on thread, works every time [smiley:crazy]
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I tell them I'm a pro poker player.
It's a bit of an exaggeration, although I do make money from it! |
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I've not had a w@nk in 2 weeks, imagine what I could do to your face...
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class that White
I failed with "it's not going to suck itself", but someone else tried the same line and is now married to her |
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue, I can't rhyme, But you're fit! |
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Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?
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