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not football related i know but, my neighbours cat keeps trying to break into my sons guinea pig cage, it keeps pulling at the mesh, afair bit of damage as been done, would i be within my rights to shoot the fooker right between the mince pies with my air rifle? or would this deed fall foul of the law?
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Can't really blame the cat if you're keeping it in the garden, most animals would have a go at it.
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just boot it in the chops
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Thank the cat for highlighting the potential danger to your son's guinea pig and re-house it in a safer conveyance.
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Buy a Jack Russel! Helps NAP!
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thing is the poor buggers have been cooped up in the garage all winter and i thought the garden would would make a nice airey change for them, but this bleedin cat is hell bent on getting them, ......i think soon the cat will be sleeping with the fishes (cue godfather theme)
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vizzbucks i have a serious answer for you. sounds daft but leave fruit rind around your garden, particularly around the cage. lemon rind is best but orange will do the job. cats hate it and will stay away if they think it'll be there.
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yor lucky a fox aint made a mess of it yet
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fruit you say, cheers i'll try that, I doubt a fox could get into the garde i have 6 foot walls,
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well known solution to the common problem of neighbours cats sh!tting in your flower beds [;)]
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replace the guinea pigs with wolves, this will give the cat a nasty surprise it won't forget
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or squirt it with a hose
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foxes have evolved they even get into first floor windows
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just get hold of teh cat aNd hammer the fooker in head you 6 fingered freak
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I'm referring this thread to the RSPCA. Savages.
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is that a common spanish solution to this type of problem jordi? i thought you might suggest taking the cat up a bell tower and throwing him off the top
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foxes are getting cleverer for sure, came home last week to find one had got in through a first floor window, had logged onto the pc and was in the process of transferring the contents of my bank account, got there just in time.
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I've heard they are getting smarter. A mate of mine had to move out because some foxes broke in his house, bedded down and enforced their squatter's rights. Clever fookers.
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You should simply urinate around the cage, thus indicating this iz yo turf.
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its a cat not a hoodie drug dealer
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you need to change your passwords polybot, in case he comes back
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In that case, just smack it with a shovel.
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yes vizz another good idea, through it off the bell tower you frilly knicker wearing freak
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throw rather with legs tied together and a rocket up it arris
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you seem a bit tense today jordi, something bothering you, apart from being a short, overweight cockney spaniard that is
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just been shopping, just a bit tense,fcuking hate it
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what you shopping for? some nice lingerie?
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no thats your bag not mine, but crack on son
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foxes are getting cleverer for sure, came home last week to find one had got in through a first floor window, had logged onto the pc and...........
so this is why the forum is going downhill |
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Putting the poor guinea pig on public view like that is your fault. The poor cat is just being a cat. Go on the net and look up some of the better guinea pig homing solutions. You need to make an effort. Less time down the pub and wasted on BF and more time doing family things.
Will wait to hear that you have complied otherwise you are looking like jeremy Kyle material  |
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yes i've appeared the jeremy kyle show , when i got my sister in law pregnant and sh@agged my niece aswell.
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Buy some dried lion manure and sprinkle it around your garden. Scares them shitless.
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