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I've suceeded in acquiring a birds number this time.
I've suceeded in acquiring a birds number this time.
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I've decided I'm going to lie about my job. It seems what I do is no better than being a dole head. Considering saying I am a bin man as it's pretty easy to explain what I do. Also is it still the thing to do for the fella to pay for 1st date? I don't mind paying but will it be considered too nice?
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tell her you like dressing up in your gimp suit in your spare time and was just wondering if she would like to come over and abuse you
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^^^ That might actually be better than lying to her on your first date Enjy. Have a word with yourself mate. One lie begets another....
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a bin man
 yeah push the boat out hey |
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Dont worry about lying. Its a means to an end. Great poem I once heard went something like this:
From the time you says youre his, whimpering and sighing and he says his passion is infinite, undying Lady just remember this One of you is lying. |
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What you should do is make up a story that you can get out of later. For instance you are a research chemist for genetic foods studying beans. So that makes you a bean man. oops darling, I said bin man not bean man. Easy peasy lemon squeezy.
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I was chatting to a bird last night and when I told her I was a poker player he reaction was "so you're a dole head".
Got a better lie anyway. Going to say I work in IT support for poker sites. The Live Help etc. |
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If you are going to lie then be a test pilot for Mi5.
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Daveedwards
Anyway my ex told me all gamblers are liers;) |
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No-one answered if I should pay for the date. Is that a good idea or does it set a precedent?
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good luck benjy, keep us up to date
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and yes, PAY.
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Jonny
Enjy, just go with the flow. Take enough money to pay for everything and if she wants to put her bit in & is doubly insistent on it then let her do so. & Calm down! You've got to stay |
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if she is really insistent prob means she isnt interested.
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I semi bottled it, text her instead haha. She got back right away. Got to play the game now and wait awhile before I get back. The more I read about these dating techniques the more I realise how much I messed up with my last date. I fancied her too much and she pushed pulled me to perfection and now I can't get the b1tch out of my head no matter how many others I speak to.
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Certain facts need to be established from the start imho.
Does she swallow  |
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dont play games enj, if you wanna text her back then text her back, you dont have to wait.
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pushed pulled you? Is that a new w**king technique?
Like I said Engy, lighten up mate. & Stop thinking about any women as b!tches. If she played you it was probably your fault. Let it go. |
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Ask her if she knows the difference between a pen1s and a chicken sandwich, if she says no ask her to go on a picnic
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Yeah it was my fault. I wasn't calling her b1tch with nastiness. Listened to too much rap.
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Do I not have to play games then? My gym partner just been advising me that I should. I really can't be assed with it all personally. I'm an impatient barsteward at the best at times.
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Could i suggest growing a pair and quickly arranging some action with her.
HTH |
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lol forget the games and call her
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enjy, whatever book it is you've got about techniques for women etc, you've not got time to learn all of that stuff. Arrange the date, be yourself & have a good time with her.
She's already agreed to meet up with you ffs, relax! |
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how old are you btw, 7 years is quite an age gap unless you are both over a certain age imo
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I'm 24. 25 in September.
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how old is she ??
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ok yes thats not such a gap then, cant imagine at 31 she would be wanting to play games tbh, just out right ask her. "do you fancy going out sometime, are you free anytime next week" then go from what and where from there. do it now right now then let us know.
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if i was nearly 25 i wouldn't be chasing a 31 or 32 year old unless she was an absolute knockout personally.
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dsmith the is no retirement age for women playing games i'm afraid.
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even though my wife is 30 and very fit, id have to agree with madlung at 24 you have got the pick of all the 18 to 23 year olds who look up to the older man. im 11 years older than my wife and certainly wouldnt do it the other way round the thought of a 52 year old women is grimacing
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I agree dsmith, but sorry enj i don't mean to put you off. You have been after a date for a while so take her out, and enjoy the time with her, don't analysis her every sentence too much, and weigh it up when you get home if you think she deserves a 2nd date.
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She is fit though. On her pictures at least anyway. I don't think I want a long term relationship like. I haven't had sex for 4 years so any reasonable age will do. Anyway it's on for next weekend. Chatting to someone my own age on MSN. Will chase her too.
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when you text her enjy make it have a double meaning. try something like............ wot u fancy doin tonite? sking my ck?
This could easily be misinterpreted as sucking my cokc, but actually means soaking my conkers. |
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yes do go for it benjy.
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cricketer I think an rs on the end would make it clearer 'ckrs'
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The actual phrase is 'soaking my conkers in vinegar before baking them in preparation for the season'. This has to be shortened to 'ck'. It is well known. |
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Other bird wants me to take her out now too. Seems I'm a pimp all of a sudden. Could be a busy weekend.
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Make sure that none of them are involved with 'Pancake' imo
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Enjy, don't you be coming back here until you've stoked at least one of them!
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