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Here lies Sir Nash of Wan, legendary founder of the Betfair Forum, taken from us in his prime. He has been interred wrapped in a Cypriot flag and with several of his concubines
Cantonasboots: died suddenly of rage aged 17 and three quarters. Buried in his knitted tanktop. His prized pink VW Beetle (reg Q173 CBS) was never claimed by any of his friends so went to scrap. Its fluffy steering wheel cover is still draped across his headstone.
Haggis McMutton: he of the coffee-stained teeth, lupine morning breath, wild rolling eyes and triffidine hair. Missing presumed insane, he was last seen shouting at vegetables in Asda.
Obeone's body was never washed up on the south coast suggesting that either he made it at least half way to France or that he and his mother-in-law were welcomed into a passing pod of cetaceans. On stormy nights, if you stand alone on Brighton beach, and listen carefully... you can hear above the crashing of the waves and the howling of the wind.... RRRROOOOOOOO... RRROOOOO... MMMMMMAAAA... RRRROOOOOOOOOOO-MMMMMMAAA
Cantonasboots: died suddenly of rage aged 17 and three quarters. Buried in his knitted tanktop. His prized pink VW Beetle (reg Q173 CBS) was never claimed by any of his friends so went to scrap. Its fluffy steering wheel cover is still draped across his headstone.
Haggis McMutton: he of the coffee-stained teeth, lupine morning breath, wild rolling eyes and triffidine hair. Missing presumed insane, he was last seen shouting at vegetables in Asda.
Obeone's body was never washed up on the south coast suggesting that either he made it at least half way to France or that he and his mother-in-law were welcomed into a passing pod of cetaceans. On stormy nights, if you stand alone on Brighton beach, and listen carefully... you can hear above the crashing of the waves and the howling of the wind.... RRRROOOOOOOO... RRROOOOO... MMMMMMAAAA... RRRROOOOOOOOOOO-MMMMMMAAA
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Kharmel - Died in a knife fight over a bottle of Diamond White with a fellow chav.
Liverpool formite called Michael Owen
never heard of him since the player signed for man u.
never heard of him since the player signed for man u.
rafa benitez mbe
the red rafalution
disappeared with out a trace
the red rafalution
disappeared with out a trace
Vornander Probably the only forumite in the history of mankind to frequent a gambling forum without ever actually offering up a tip, or even an intelligent comment. Ever.
Was found in his bedsit in Harlesdon wearing nothing but a pair of Gary Neville underpants and a headstick. Coroner reported he suffocated after being overwhelmed by a cloud of his own smugness.
Was found in his bedsit in Harlesdon wearing nothing but a pair of Gary Neville underpants and a headstick. Coroner reported he suffocated after being overwhelmed by a cloud of his own smugness.
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Revelz was crushed beneath a thousand angry wheelchair users. It isn't known who got the Anfield season ticket out of his cold dead hands, but changes are they are the same person who now watches ESPN in his bedsit in Huyton.
Revelz's ashed were scattered at Goodison Park, strictly in opposition to his wishes.
Big.Alf Joined: 15 Jun 08
Vornander Probably the only forumite in the history of mankind to frequent a gambling forum without ever actually offering up a tip, or even an intelligent comment. Ever.
Was found in his bedsit in Harlesdon wearing nothing but a pair of Gary Neville underpants and a headstick. Coroner reported he suffocated after being overwhelmed by a cloud of his own smugness.
Revelz was crushed beneath a thousand angry wheelchair users. It isn't known who got the Anfield season ticket out of his cold dead hands, but changes are they are the same person who now watches ESPN in his bedsit in Huyton.
Revelz's ashed were scattered at Goodison Park, strictly in opposition to his wishes.
Big.Alf Joined: 15 Jun 08
Vornander Probably the only forumite in the history of mankind to frequent a gambling forum without ever actually offering up a tip, or even an intelligent comment. Ever.
Was found in his bedsit in Harlesdon wearing nothing but a pair of Gary Neville underpants and a headstick. Coroner reported he suffocated after being overwhelmed by a cloud of his own smugness.
as long as there is no reincarnation of Mr Winner the forum will be a happier place
Mr Winner was found dead, died of a heart attack when one of his bets came in.
Reportedly found in the BRACE position.
Reportedly found in the BRACE position.
he was most probably bracing Mike Bassett his long term partner in life 
Reportedly found in the BRACE position.
Vornander Probably the only forumite in the history of mankind to frequent a gambling forum without [...] even an intelligent comment.
Sorry but you're wrong there. Vornander and I had a few run-ins a while back but I've always respected his intelligence. I would agree about his smugness, but for me that would be the pot calling the kettle black.
Vornander Probably the only forumite in the history of mankind to frequent a gambling forum without [...] even an intelligent comment.
Sorry but you're wrong there. Vornander and I had a few run-ins a while back but I've always respected his intelligence. I would agree about his smugness, but for me that would be the pot calling the kettle black.
Lyon-Rangers in the champions league did that syndicate tobermory. Remember the famous footsoldiers tiebreak rules
I meant in relation to gambling. Thusly I am correct!
I never saw any other evidence of intelligence tbh though. He was smart enough to bandy about some big words every now and again in an attempt to act all high and mighty, but the way he used them made a mockery of his claims he was a writer/journalist/whatever.
I never saw any other evidence of intelligence tbh though. He was smart enough to bandy about some big words every now and again in an attempt to act all high and mighty, but the way he used them made a mockery of his claims he was a writer/journalist/whatever.
RIP BOB VEGAS. Passed away at an early Halloween fancy dress practice when a guy dressed as a question mark sat on him.
LeoOnAHigh 06 Jun 10 14:31 Joined: 26 Jun 07 | Topic/replies: 15,431 | Blogger: LeoOnAHigh's blog
Mr Winner was found dead, died of a heart attack when one of his bets came in.
Reportedly found in the BRACE position.
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Reportedly found in the BRACE position.
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Can't believe I haven't noticed this thread before.
Absolute quality
Absolute quality
Carlton/Palmer/Jason-dodd
Perennial gold medallist in the lack of self-awareness Olympics, he is widely believed to have had his first erection the day one of his threads reached 100 posts.
After winning the British Psychiatric Society's 'Anal-Retentive of the Year'award twice, he had a major breakdown when he failed to win a third time.
If a forumite with the name of a former footballer posts a load of nonsense, and argues endlessly over every comma of the replies, you may believe in reincarnation.
Perennial gold medallist in the lack of self-awareness Olympics, he is widely believed to have had his first erection the day one of his threads reached 100 posts.
After winning the British Psychiatric Society's 'Anal-Retentive of the Year'award twice, he had a major breakdown when he failed to win a third time.
If a forumite with the name of a former footballer posts a load of nonsense, and argues endlessly over every comma of the replies, you may believe in reincarnation.
frimpong
who is Nashwan?
You have commited blasphemy. How can you not be aware of the one and only saviour of the BF Football forum?
You are going to hell. Shame on you.
BTW Did DJ Sunset disappear up his own @rse or is there another explanation for his BF Forum death ?
who is Nashwan?
You have commited blasphemy. How can you not be aware of the one and only saviour of the BF Football forum?
You are going to hell. Shame on you.
BTW Did DJ Sunset disappear up his own @rse or is there another explanation for his BF Forum death ?
dj sunset was a super gambler. They even got him on the radio to talk about it.
That DJ Sunset radio interview was hilarious..
Host : so what`s a big bet for you ?
DJ Sunset : (pause) er.. (pause) erm.. ten thousand ?
Painful for the lad
Host : so what`s a big bet for you ?
DJ Sunset : (pause) er.. (pause) erm.. ten thousand ?
Painful for the lad
jonnyg - A very big loss. Talked a lot of sense.
DJ Sunset disappeared up his own rear end after trying and failing to enter the Big Brother 7 house, via the Golden Ticket, not before he had ruined the betting markets on the weekly evictions by persuading Betfair to suspend the markets from midnight on Sunday until the nominations were announced midweek.
xlnc found floating in the river apparently still looking for a stream
Gone but not forgotten....
The Edd - dissappeared while captain on the overs train, never to be seen again.
King Waldo - nice lad, bit out of his depth on here.
Dirk Diggler - slowly faded out like the rest. Couldn't handle the heat.
R.I.P Lads
The Edd - dissappeared while captain on the overs train, never to be seen again.
King Waldo - nice lad, bit out of his depth on here.
Dirk Diggler - slowly faded out like the rest. Couldn't handle the heat.
R.I.P Lads
Westender (whatever happened him?) and smackhead (anyone remember?). RIP.
JUVENTUDE -- The most annoying person to ever be on the forum
Oct 16, 2016 -- 1:35AM, Schalke 04 wrote:
JUVENTUDE -- The most annoying person to ever be on the forum
Westender was the most annoying forumite of all time in my opinion.
Juventude never ever typed a proper message, you had to read his annoying text style writing ... severely annoyed me 
I cant remember a lot of the members from years ago ..
BetfairHornets: missing presumed still retarded, was last seen in person in his hometown of Horsham being bundled into the back of the Betfair Ambulance although later emerged in a series of disturbing youtube videos in which he insisted he was not ugly, he was definitely ugly.
Oct 16, 2016 -- 1:27AM, sofaking wrote:
And mesmerised. Forgotten but not gone.
TheSpecialOne (TSO) and Spotthedog along with Macca - Spot and Macca worked as a team like MegaBetfairDuddy.. TSO, well, he kept the forium alive with his total b0ll0x on friday and saturday nights into the early hours :)
Is Bergy (Bergkamp) still about> not heard from him in a long time
Is Bergy (Bergkamp) still about> not heard from him in a long time
FruitBun ? I seem to remember him laying City at Spurs at 350/1 when they were 3-0 down at ht in the league cup and Anelka had been sent off , I think John Macken hit a hat trick in the 2nd half and City won 4-3 , I think he posted and said hed done 35k in , I always for some reason remembered that post when ive had a bad day and think well at least it could have been worse.Hope FruitBun recovered his loss over time.
Does anyone really know where Nashwan is, is he alive?
I think he was good mates with M&P back in the day.
I think he was good mates with M&P back in the day.
nashwan is alive and currently sticking it to Jessica Ennis on twitter
The highly complex, byzantine natured and downright peculiar Alex the Old Wrinkled Retainer, finally managed to find someone in life who was able to do what no forumite ever could, decipher wtf he was talking about. Unfortunately, it took the psychotherapist several years of intense hour long sessions to get there, before officially confirming what many had suspected, he was indeed a fruit loop. Last seen running towards a tree on Hampstead Heath yelling skywards in the heavy rain "I just want to talk to you", the squirrel didn't appear interested.
Half loser,
may God have mercy on you son. One of the gooduns
may God have mercy on you son. One of the gooduns
Larrence made a very brief appearance here a few months ago.
JOCI Club deserves a mention. His ''Epic Mug'' thread will live on through the ages, just as he intended. Ian McHunt as well, who could forget the infamous ''MK Dons 3-0 up @ 1.01'' thread
Oct 16, 2016 -- 8:27PM, mesmerised wrote:
The highly complex, byzantine natured and downright peculiar Alex the Old Wrinkled Retainer, finally managed to find someone in life who was able to do what no forumite ever could, decipher wtf he was talking about. Unfortunately, it took the psychotherapist several years of intense hour long sessions to get there, before officially confirming what many had suspected, he was indeed a fruit loop. Last seen running towards a tree on Hampstead Heath yelling skywards in the heavy rain "I just want to talk to you", the squirrel didn't appear interested.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Was totally obsessed with me. Stalked me on twitter as well
Oct 16, 2016 -- 10:59AM, GTFI wrote:
TheSpecialOne (TSO) and Spotthedog along with Macca - Spot and Macca worked as a team like MegaBetfairDuddy.. TSO, well, he kept the forium alive with his total b0ll0x on friday and saturday nights into the early hours :) Is Bergy (Bergkamp) still about> not heard from him in a long time
Have TSO on whatsapp, as well as o2.5
And Bergkamp93 on email
Oct 16, 2016 -- 7:36AM, mesmerised wrote:
BetfairHornets: missing presumed still retarded, was last seen in person in his hometown of Horsham being bundled into the back of the Betfair Ambulance although later emerged in a series of disturbing youtube videos in which he insisted he was not ugly, he was definitely ugly.
Ugliest f cuker ive ever seen
Posted a youtube video, sitting on a torn old couch, bald head, unshaven and beer gut with an unbranded hood jumper ( primark 2quid)
HAUNTS ME TODAY them images!
Sep 5, 2012 -- 11:23PM, erogenous_zone wrote:
LeoOnAHigh 06 Jun 10 14:31 Joined: 26 Jun 07 | Topic/replies: 15,431 | Blogger: LeoOnAHigh's blogMr Winner was found dead, died of a heart attack when one of his bets came in.Reportedly found in the BRACE position.Rate reply: | report block user quality
Leo was a close alley
Asked him to explain a bet that lost , and he turned on me for about 5-6 months then ran out of money.
Very pleased to see him go!
Erse
presumed to have been devoured by one of his own farts
presumed to have been devoured by one of his own farts
GTFI 16 Oct 16 10:59 Joined: 23 Mar 12 | Topic/replies: 8,084 | Blogger: GTFI's blog
TheSpecialOne (TSO) and Spotthedog along with Macca - Spot and Macca worked as a team like MegaBetfairDuddy.. TSO, well, he kept the forium alive with his total b0ll0x on friday and saturday nights into the early hours :)
Is Bergy (Bergkamp) still about> not heard from him in a long time
please explain, i'm in bed by 9 0/c i have to get up early for my paper rounds.
TheSpecialOne (TSO) and Spotthedog along with Macca - Spot and Macca worked as a team like MegaBetfairDuddy.. TSO, well, he kept the forium alive with his total b0ll0x on friday and saturday nights into the early hours :)
Is Bergy (Bergkamp) still about> not heard from him in a long time
please explain, i'm in bed by 9 0/c i have to get up early for my paper rounds.
the Spotthedog i'm speaking of already knew me and spoke on a seperate site to here, was all one word too... nice try though whoever you are lol (Another T9 made up account?)
Who was it that said "I'll report you" every five mins if you tried to paste a lin or swear etc, was it "theoldgeezer" or something similar, there was/is PeterTaylor. quit a few named after players or managers
Is it to early to put jc1326 in here after his mega loss probably won't see him for a while 
Does anyone know what became of teabaghead?
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blown away after getting caught in a Typhoo
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blown away after getting caught in a Typhoo
steveril busy banging his head against the wood work
no mention of Money Tree?? the greatest bestest tipster that ever was.... followed by Mr. Winnner of course
Oct 18, 2016 -- 10:11PM, a bitofinterest wrote:
steveril busy banging his head against the wood work
Ha yeah, I remember those ridiculous hit the woodwork bets. Probably sent him to the poor house.
Ukmallia.
Last seen broadcasting footage (via FaceTime on his iPhone) of him taking on a 200-strong Man United firm single-handedly. Said to have been adorned in a 'Free Luis Suarez' t-shirt, along with replica Liverpool shorts, socks, sweatbands and a pair of Adidas Predators.
A minute's applause is to be performed in the 2nd minute of each home game from here on, as a tribute to the amount of Liverpool matches that the legendary hardman attended throughout his lifetime.
Last seen broadcasting footage (via FaceTime on his iPhone) of him taking on a 200-strong Man United firm single-handedly. Said to have been adorned in a 'Free Luis Suarez' t-shirt, along with replica Liverpool shorts, socks, sweatbands and a pair of Adidas Predators.
A minute's applause is to be performed in the 2nd minute of each home game from here on, as a tribute to the amount of Liverpool matches that the legendary hardman attended throughout his lifetime.
Clay Davis RIP
Yomomma RIP you will be missed.
Is it to early to put mesmerised in here ?? keep him in morgue for a bit longer ??
Yomomma RIP you will be missed.
Is it to early to put mesmerised in here ?? keep him in morgue for a bit longer ??
sofaking 16 Oct 16 01:27
And mesmerised. Forgotten but not gone.
Not seen on here for a while
Status updated to "gone and forgotten"
And mesmerised. Forgotten but not gone.
Not seen on here for a while
Status updated to "gone and forgotten"
Anyone remember Sporty? one of the few shrewdies on here.
Mesmerised never fully got over the demise of Wilshere. He tried to put on a brave face but it was eating him up inside how golden boy's career flopped like a soggy Rich tea. Hope he's ok though
Dirk Diggle missed for having a cracking blog
Jinxy1 missed for trading purposes.
Platinum was the best ever layer of horses.
Jinxy1 missed for trading purposes.
Platinum was the best ever layer of horses.
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