Would anyone in Huyton

im gigglin and i havnt even read any posts on here yet!!

Revelz • September 2, 2007 4:07 PM BST
I am SINGLE. I hadn't thought of food. Perhaps we could just eat our own food to avoid monetary complications and potential tensions?

Comical thread, some crackers on it

Had a brief read ......some funny stuff,i'll have a proper look at it tomorrow

F.E.A.R • September 2, 2007 6:14 PM BST
What sort of bog paper do you have in case the facilities are needed at half time? Is it quilted stuff? Some people like quilted stuff. Is it best to bring our own?

WTF is that all about

Yeah defs pal, Can't beat reviving some of these old threads

i'm still chuckling at the del boy and laughing man pics

i really shouldnt drink so much

, Had a few myself ...Alwauys revive threads when I am on here and had a few beer

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http://forum.punterslounge.com/threads/54422-Does-anyone-in-Huyton?s=0d5074ff4d0c2edd852cdfb623aebd40




Revelz again?

Never tire of reading this thread MrE an absolute all-time classic

He was a master of his trade mate.

just going through it for the third time and still find it hilarious, have you been reading the all-time classics thread MrE - some fantastic material on there

Yep. This place can be a laugh at times!

Yea unfortunately most of the real characters have been banned or moved on somewhere, but still get the odd laugh

Just pasted that link MrE - wonder if someone was trying to jump on the revelz bandwagon - he could sue for plagiarism lol

Classic

the dogs bollox

GREAT FRED THIS ONE

Revelz 02 Sep 17:07
I am SINGLE. I hadn't thought of food. Perhaps we could just eat our own food to avoid monetary complications and potential tensions?






Genius.

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Give me a rap on the door and I can show you my area

Is that a spelling mistake?

EPIC

Revelz 02 Sep 17:07
I am SINGLE. I hadn't thought of food. Perhaps we could just eat our own food to avoid monetary complications and potential tensions?

Revelez again !!

This chap has got to be in the Apollo these days

a classic fred

pm bergy

BERGKAMP BACK

Oh Yeah WW

Back on today, But god knows how long I will last ...with Betfairs strict policy lol

Will reply know Bhoys, I had to go out at HT during the bayern game ..So was not around earlier :(

Welcome back bergy but I just re-read the first page of this thread for the 4th or 5th time. fooking funny as ...

Cheers pal ...Yeah this thread brings tears to the eyes...was Genius

Think someone was looking for this

Hee hee , still makes me laugh.

"Come round and I'll show you my area"

Is that a spelling mistake?

, I don't think I noticed that comment ...i hope to fook it was a spelling mistake

Enjoy

Jan 4, 2014 -- 10:16PM, Bergkamp93 wrote:

Enjoy

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Chav town

Hello dear friend.

8 years on and it's still funny

still funny

One of the all time classics

I nearly weed the first time I read this fred

it is without doubt Betfair forum's finest moment.........a classic and still pi55 funny

The standard bearer by which all other 'classic' threads should be judged.

A beautifully crafted piece with accents of Runyon, James Joyce and shades of Oscar Wilde.

Timeless.

Made a fool of myself, sat on the phone crying and still in tears writing this. Don't know how I can change their mind...the forum meant a lot to me. I was on it most days for 16+hrs and that's a large chunk of my life finished. Feel absolutely sick.

Possibly the greatest ever thing to appear on the forum.

Pretty much always in tears reading this thread.

The thread about Hornets committing suicide will always be the number one thread on Betfair.

Still wet myself when I remember the post about the Betfair Ambulance and Dawsy absolutely raging for days when he found out it was all a hoax.

Hornets was the best fisherman on here and there was a record haul that night.

Sep 2, 2007 -- 4:32PM, hove judge wrote:

nice place then the sort of place you wannabe sitting rond a strangers house watchin the football then

just started reading this thread from the beginning - that line craCKED ME UP.

' the line 'just the sort of place you want to sitting round a strangers house watching the football' follows a line that corrects 'stabbing to death' to 'getting pickaxehandled' to death  (in Huyton , natch)

Agreed Westender........there have been a handful of pure genius classics there was mention on another classic thread about the" benefits and gambling" thread i remember this one as well does anyone know where it is???:)
I know I should be prepping tonights games but I am allowed a few mins to read a cultural classic:)

Hornets BF ambulance thread was superb. He had a haul bigger than anything I'd seen before or since. It's a shame that them days are long gone on here

"Give me a rap on the door and I can show you my area

Is that a spelling mistake?"

Live with my parents for now, but got basically a full living room and American-style kitchen.



This thread's still one of the best.

An all time classic, hello again old friend.

Gonna have a full read through later.

Still genius. Nice to see some old posters in the early banter such as bensprockett and nashwan.

Not many threads top this but Hornets suicide tweet thread would be at the top of the tree on any forum.

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This could be the first Betfair thread ever to end up on Crimewatch!

A post that truly deserved it's place in Betfair legend

9 things you only know if you grew up in Huyton
1. Despite your burgundy bins, you self identify as being from Liverpool...
2. You often have to remind people that you are not from St Helens
3. It is a nice place to live where everybody knows one another. In fact, everybody seems to know somebody who is related to Steven Gerrard...
4. Despite the way people speak about ‘The Johns’ and ‘The Bluebell’ estates, Huyton really isn’t the Wild West of Liverpool...
5. Despite enduring the phrase ‘ One eye in Huyton and one in New Brighton’ we even have a Specsavers now...
6. Not to mention an opticians in the UK’s second largest ASDA (take that Hunts Cross) ...
7. Speaking of cars, none of the cars in Huyton seem to have wing mirrors. Not as the result of car crime, but rather summer holiday trips to Knowsley Safari Park...
8. It was always an easy train ride to get into town, unless the rail replacement service was on...
9. And then there was always the apocalyptic chaos of the last train home from Lime Street...
There you are direct from the scene of the crime lol

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Still very hard to beat.

Just like to add that Huyton is under a cloud atm-sun blotted out today.

Could do with a few more threads like this.
Although it would be hard to beat this. Still funny 3rd time round.

Yup - the Nobel prize winner for forum literature!

btw the OP is trying to get a share arrangement on the haye v bellew fight atm

Hello old friend

Its either this or the moneytree breeders cup fred as my favourites..fantastic humour.

"I am SINGLE. I hadn't thought of food. Perhaps we could just eat our own food to avoid monetary complications and potential tensions?"


Beautiful.

They can stop our World Cup threads but they’ll never take down Huyton.

aye, you don't tamper with the classics

I wouldn't have risked bumping it in case they come back for more

Just waiting for Tree’s Roma to beat Utd thread to resurface.

Hi revelz I am located in Huyton and would be interested in going halves on a setanta sports subscription, DM Me

I was thinking of relocating from Beckenham to Two dogs soon as I have recently lost my job and season ticket.
Perhaps we could go thirds?

I'm in Penge, 1830. Quarters?

You are the first person that I have ever known, admit to living in Penge. Everybody else always try and convince you that they live in Beckenham or Crystal Palace, even if they live over the top of The Pawleyne Arms.

The Pawleyne Arms

Suppose could've claimed Crystal Palace at a push depending what stop I get off on the 227!

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TY Mr Mustang..a truly wonderful fred..the good old days

Just read again for possibly the 10th/12th time. Genuinely laugh-out-loud material here. Original post and most of the replies are comic genius. Should be on the curriculum for A level English Lit

yes i remember it at the time totally hilarous

Moneytree once put up a thread  where he had worked out that he couldn't lose money on a football match. cant remember the exact bet but think it had something to do with backing 0-0 and then piling on to 1-0 either side. Could be completely wrong here but if someone remembers fair play.
Anyway 5 mins in MT warns his legion of  followers that he's re-calculating and hold that result he may have got thngs wrong. Another minute or two down the line he's threatening to sue Casio.
MT was comic genius - I will never believe he was a mug punter - he got far too much wrong to be be seriously wrong if you know what I mean

Not been on here for absolutely ages.....but I remember the day this thread started. Comedy gold

All time classic