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When did you last have sex?
When did you last have sex?
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lol'd about the ugliest bird competition -thats mental
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sticky Vicky gets paid a fortune to stick things up her vagina in crowded bars sonko |
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nobodys ever seen her face
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i feel about 16 now, never heard of her
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Does she serve candy floss from down below as well. Bito can get himself a free beard.
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Smithy did you go to see " Dangerous Brian" ?
Sex 4 weeks ago last time was out on the lash. After about the 4rth pint just go through the phonebook on mobile texting all the previous conquests then wait to see which one replies. Numbers game |
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I AM SIMON WHITLOCK
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Sex 4 weeks ago last time was out on the lash. After about the 4rth pint just go through the phonebook on mobile texting all the previous conquests then wait to see which one replies. Numbers game
one of my favourites is to message every bird you have on facebook. "will you suck my ****". most say no but not all who's dangerous brian mate? |
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not a single 'with your mum last night' response in this entire thread. I had that down as my nap of the day when i saw the title...
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one of my favourites is to message every bird you have on facebook. "will you suck my ****". most say no but not all
you done that smith lad? |
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Ha ha
Tell you just text all the birds you know after a few pints you even text the ugly ones  if you text ten then you are 1/10 on to get a reply 20 and you are huge odds on. Text 30 and even moneytree couldn't stop you getting a rely Right embarrassing the next day when you look at your sent texts though  Dangerous brian from Benidorm. Mates old man dangerousbrian.co.uk Next time your out there go see him with your mates you'll get a great laugh |
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quality. no setpoints i'm not that desperate my mate has though |
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Seargent Major to Tart:
Tell me my dear- how much would you charge for the pleasure of my company? £40 Sir That's very reasonable.. COMPANY QUICK MARCH... |
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bit of culture for ya Ibrahima
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7okvNehwsXQ |
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2 minutes ago..i was magnificent.
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About 18 months! Can't remember what i feels like. Only 27 as well!
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What is this 'sex' that everyone's talking about?
I did eat six kiwi fruit without protection at the weekend. Did I do wrong? |