Radio Jokes

lol thanks needed a laugh

Much better.

Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this.

Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney.

The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is

called 'Mate Match'. The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are

married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers

'yes', he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.

The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with

(phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same

three questions correctly, they both win the prize.

The Harbour City dropped to its knees with laughter and is possibly the

funniest thing you've heard yet.

Anyway, here's how it all went down:

DJ: 'Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?'

Contestant: (laughing) 'Yes, I have.'
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DJ: 'Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if

you win. What is your name? First only please.'

Contestant: 'Brian.'

DJ: 'Brian, are you married or what?'


Brian: (laughing nervously) 'Yes, I am married.'

DJ: 'Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please.'

Brian: 'Sarah.'

DJ: 'Is Sara at work, Brian?'

Brian: 'She is gonna kill me.'

DJ: 'Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?'

Brian: (laughing) 'Yes, she's at work.'

DJ: 'Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?'

Brian: 'About 8 o'clock this morning.'

DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'

Brian: (laughing sheepishly) 'Well...'

DJ: 'Question #2 - How long did it last?'



Brian: 'About 10 minutes.'
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Brian: 'About 10 minutes.'

DJ: 'Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said

that if a trip wasn't at stake.'

Brian: 'Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.'

DJ: 'Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this

morning?

Brian: (laughing hard) 'I, ummm, I, well...'

DJ: 'This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?'

Brian: 'Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us

for couple of weeks...'

DJ: 'Uh huh...'

Brian: '...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time.'

DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'

Brian: 'On the kitchen table.'
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DJ: 'Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred

times I've done it.



Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and

call her up.

You listen to this.' [ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ]

DJ: 'Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?' (Touch

tones.....ringing....)

Clerk: 'Kinkos.'

DJ: 'Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?'

Clerk: 'This is she.'

DJ: 'Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and

I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now.'
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Sarah: (laughing) 'A couple of hours?'



DJ: 'Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to

give any\answers away or you'll lose.

Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?'



Sarah: 'No.'



DJ: 'Good!'



Brian: (laughing)



Sarah: (laughing) 'Brian, what the hell are you up to?'



Brian: (laughing) 'Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be

completely honest.'



DJ: 'Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask y

DJ: 'Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah.

If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off

to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.

Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.'



DJ: 'Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?'



Sarah: 'Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work.'



DJ: 'What time?'



Sarah: 'Around 8 this morning.'
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DJ: 'Very good. Next question. How long did it last?'



Sarah: '12, 15 minutes maybe.'



DJ: 'Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his

manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away

from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?'



Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.'



DJ: 'Where did you have it?'

Sarah: 'OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?'

Brian: 'Just tell him, honey.'

DJ: 'What is bothering you so much, Sarah?'

Sarah: 'Well...'

DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?

Sarah: 'Up the a$$.....'

Saw John yesterday evening and he was acting really strangely. I went shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit late so I thought that it might be that.

The bar was really crowded and loud so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we go somewhere nice to eat.

All through dinner he just didn't seem himself. He hardly laughed, and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying, like he was in his own little world. I just knew that something was wrong. He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in. He hesitated, but followed. I asked him again if there was something the matter but he just half shook his head forlornly and turned the television on.

After about 10 minutes of silence, I said that I was going upstairs to bed. I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply. He just gave a sigh, and a sad sort
of smile.

He didn't follow me up however, much later he did join me and I was surprised when we made love. He still seemed distant and a bit cold,
and I started to think that he was going to leave me.... that he had found someone else. I cried myself to sleep.


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