THUD... THUD... THUD... "Twenty-Six"

KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO TOURE

https://www.pdc.tv/pdc-qualifying-school

The UK Qualifying School will play down to the final two players on each day, to give eight automatic Tour Cards.
The European Qualifying School will play down to a winner on each day, to give four automatic Tour Cards.

The remaining Tour Cards will be awarded to players based on positions in the Qualifying School Order of Merit on a pro-rata basis across the UK and European Qualifying Schools depending on final entry numbers, with separate ranking lists to be collated for each venue and players awarded one point per win from the first full round without byes onwards.

Jan 14, 2018 -- 6:04PM, bobweenit wrote:

Or just hanging in the pink room You seen any s shots yet cooper? what is wisey hiding?

Can someone in charge dump the SId Wadell wannabe in commentary. He thinks he's funny and he's not. Also all these times that the player 'should get this' etc. Obviously the best player ever himself.

Looks a prat with all that hair dye too

Paul Nicholson the wannabe Sid Waddell, although the unfunny Alan Partridge (Vassos) is the fly in my dart soup.

I switched channel but the b@stard is on both.

Jan 14, 2018 -- 6:38PM, BornToWin wrote:

Paul Nicholson the wannabe Sid Waddell, although the unfunny Alan Partridge (Vassos) is the fly in my dart soup.I switched channel but the b@stard is on both.

couldnt agree more, 2 absolute bellends in the comm box

welset harmz still there trying to sell pairs of his magic gloves no doubt! rumour has it hes sold 3 pairs all week!!

Any big pizza order tonight Grant? make me jealous lol

OMFG 157!!!

STOP THE ROT

Jan 14, 2018 -- 6:46PM, doridoru wrote:

Any big pizza order tonight Grant? make me jealous lol

funny u should asked that, just placed an order 2mins ago, not even joking!!

46

They should avoid big celebrations. Considering the fitness of your average arrowsmith, it could bring on a Connery.

Or at least unbalance your throwing arm for your next visit (46).

Jan 14, 2018 -- 6:46PM, doridoru wrote:

Any big pizza order tonight Grant? make me jealous lol

a large pizza, half and half, half cheese and tomato with extra cheese, other half is sausage, bacon and pepperoni, also chucked in some apple pie and vanilla haagen daaz for dessert

lol nice!!! We just had a Dominos open the other month, but even with vouchers its a rip off and I don't rate them, they don't even do chips

Jan 14, 2018 -- 6:50PM, doridoru wrote:

lol nice!!! We just had a Dominos open the other month, but even with vouchers its a rip off and I don't rate them, they don't even do chips

Oh my, Dori lives in Brid!

Possibly your average arrowsmith's evening meal as well

yeh its very expensive without voucher codes

Jan 14, 2018 -- 6:50PM, tomtimtum wrote:

Jan 14, 2018 --  6:50PM, doridoru wrote:lol nice!!! We just had a Dominos open the other month, but even with vouchers its a rip off and I don't rate them, they don't even do chipsOh my, Dori lives in Brid!

omg!

Now you know why hes always talking about Brid!

lol about 50 miles away

My 11th Jolly boys outing in Brid in July

What pubs do you go in Dori

Do you go in the Albion and see Henry the Parrot?

All of them nearly, its bus trip 11am till 8pm

Haha yeah every year, thats the pub on the walk into Brid from the Bus park

duzza shuffle

who was that hottie dancing

wtf is she doing at the bdo

still cant believe theres a pub in brid with a talking parrot, what a unique selling point!!

...and things like that make it, like going back in time, with the parrot and hook the bull game on the wall

Grant it tells one of the old regulars on our trip to "fook off" no lie lol

Grant tips up Steelers, 20-0 down already

Dori is a brid lover

...and no doubt we will bump into Phil Taylor this year lol

do you get fish and chips dori

late afternoon some do, i get a chip butty lol

then we smash into the familys etc on the dodgems, then back to the pubs.

Phil Taylor should enter the BDO next year for an easy 100k

drama at the lakeside

Dori you should organise an outing to Brid to watch the BDO!

TWENTY ONE (21)

180!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

180!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omfg this epic

duzza did a shuffle and hes gonna lose

Jan 14, 2018 -- 5:46PM, bobweenit wrote:

MUGEENEY GONNA BE CROWNED WORLD CHAMP

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

OMFG LOL

GLADIATOR FELL OF HIS HORSE

DUZZA BELIEVES

MUGEENEY SEEN THE LINE AND FILLED HIS PRIMARK ESSENTIALS

OMFG HE AVERAGED 80 V WOLFIE AND HES THE CHAMO

CHAMP

NO HE ISNT

IDIOTS SHOUTING BOO

TUTTUT

Crowd learning from pdc filth, may as well disband this nonsense.

Both probably averaging under 90 pathetic and its taking too long.

NO WAY MUGEENEY WINS NOW HIS PRIMARKS R TO FULL

omfg duzza won

GIVE US THE SHUFFLE DUZZA YOU GOAT

Jan 14, 2018 -- 7:33PM, bobweenit wrote:

MUGEENEY SEEN THE LINE AND FILLED HIS PRIMARK ESSENTIALS

hilarious bob
its like the jobcentre in this thread

mugeeney gonna off himself

good call grent,made me sweat ffs
NFL thread for me

2-0 up final set and he choked hard !

Fair play to Mark the lad got a cracking attitude

Duzza 1.02 to 5's to GSM DUZZA SHUFFLE! loved that

Barry Hearn take note; that's a proper darts final!!!!!!!!!

Jan 14, 2018 -- 7:43PM, wisewords wrote:

Barry Hearn take note; that's a proper darts final!!!!!!!!!

lmao

1.3 was the lowest he hit (for four figures) despite being 2-0 up final set and darts for the match.

That was not as exciting as it might have been... a bit muppet-like....

Which is why Statler and Waldorf gave out the trophy.

Jan 14, 2018 -- 7:44PM, Angela Rebecchi wrote:

1.3 was the lowest he hit (for four figures) despite being 2-0 up final set and darts for the match.

nobody believe in the mark muggery

Unlucky Mark you did yourself proud lad!

longest final in hsitory surely?? 160mins of pure dirt and muggery

well summed up sir

now the piss up begins with the free bar

"a night none of us will ever forget"

If fellas in pubs missed that many doubles they'd be laughed at. And this is the 'World Champion'

Jan 14, 2018 -- 7:53PM, MJK wrote:

If fellas in pubs missed that many doubles they'd be laughed at. And this is the 'World Champion'

The bit I'll remember most was changing channel to watch the Simpsons during the adverts.

6-6 and 2-2 should have made it really exciting, but it just wasn't.

Compare (not that it's really possible) the Cross/Van Gerwen semi.

It's a poor standard of darts compared to the PDC, but he's a classy winner. Well done.

Best player there, but big fish little pond!
I think Taylor should try to rejoin the BDO for a year. That would be fun and would promote the game really well.

Just watched it now, had recorded it.  Another game, a bit like THE IPL, that I am getting more and more dubious of. Had no bet all week on it,
however, the twists and turns seem to similar to the IPL.

BTW
Is Nicholson still playing?

Jan 14, 2018 -- 7:51PM, Angela Rebecchi wrote:

"a night none of us will ever forget"

Jan 14, 2018 -- 7:55PM, STUDYFORM wrote:

The bit I'll remember most was changing channel to watch the Simpsons during the adverts.6-6 and 2-2 should have made it really exciting, but it just wasn't.Compare (not that it's really possible) the Cross/Van Gerwen semi.

Cross/MVG was a decent watch, Cross/Taylor was dreadful

Jan 14, 2018 -- 8:42PM, ALIEN SEX FIEND wrote:

BTWIs Nicholson still playing?

yes, in the PDC.

Cheers Wisewords