THUD THUD THUD "Forty-five"

you wouldnt be as kind as to post up the illustrious competitor list for this prestigious event would you alan,unless for fear of repurcussions from that devil of the night "the prince of darkness"

i stand corrected-"the count"

the u however may be misplaced

"would you alan" LOL

LOL Chavman, you dare not even whisper in the hallowed portals of Lakeside unless you have the noble Misspelled Count's permission.

indeed a death by a thousand candles awaits

Alternatively a good shoeing in the car park often proves satisfactory.

and what of the lovely paula

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/darts/30726611

this is gold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q49xYlgoeCo

bloke was p1ssed out of his head.and adams werent much better

"The England-captain breaks with a 26-dart leg" 

Jan 3, 2017 -- 3:15AM, Latalomne wrote:

"The England-captain breaks with a 26-dart leg" 

CLASSIC BDO

Wolfie will have as many wolrd titles as mvg and anderson put together by next sunday

Let's all hope this year the seething hordes of fans won't repeat their grievous error of last year when they chanted

"ROLFIE, cha-cha-cha, ROLFIE, cha-cha-cha, ROLFIE, cha-cha-cha, ROLFIE, cha-cha-cha" (repeat until brain melts, or until Syria has population of zero, all citizens having been relocated to Britain on the advice of Silent Witness's Dr Nikki Anderson). 

I told them they were chanting a ghastly typo but they just carried on.

GET THE THUDOMETER READY

Here goes.

A VERY SUBDUED THUD.

Microphones being turned up as we speak.

Barely a thud at all.

better than the pdc

wheres that mug grantbdno, did he see that 167

The thud volume level seemed to have risen significantly later in the afternoon.

will the thud volume level be at maximum force this evening?

Is that the real Alan!?