*** India v England 1st ODI *** farce

What makes a great butcher Jucel

cmon bob, spill the giblets then

Locally sourced well looked after animals and great facilities to prep the dead beasts
It's expensive but the taste is exceptional

jesus Mo,on the floor buddy

Can Mo make me cash for once

or over the rope Mo

Both these 2 should be in the T20 side

Boulder supermarket shooter named as 21-year-old Ahmad Alissa. That news will disappear pretty quickly now

Mo is a great hitter of spin

ind price shaking its tush at me....resist mannnnnnnnnn

car park delivery

Bhuvi's 5 overs are going to be the game

I see peckers done his nuts plenty of times already but still claiming green

Been another sho00ting has there. Don't bother checking the news these days

another 20/30 without a wicket and he's going to have to bring him on, one of those rare situs where the bits and pieces players might get Eng over the line.

Just knew England would fail from there

massive move for that wicket

deffo seen worse 2/1 shots

setup perfect for a Mo Ali classic, get them close to victory and then get out and England lose

never understood why batsmen go 4 these panic sgles when there's no fking reason to

Still Curran and Rashers to come

Haha Timmy knows or should I say Hamlin knows. Never which account Timmy is posting from

these 2 should be capable of a significant stand but I wouldn't have too much faith that will actually eventuate

good approach Curran


get to last 5, get 40 runs from.........

MSG to the forum from Gro00nt! He has fallen and is feeling the effects of the Astra Vax. He is bollox deep on Engerland and is pulling for his green and peckers family's rent!!

All in ENGERRRLAND. Let's get the nurdles started boys

Mar 23, 2021 -- 4:17PM, bobweenit wrote:

Haha Timmy knows or should I say Hamlin knows. Never which account Timmy is posting from

Ironic coming from grants sock account.

feels like day 5 session 3

Come on Ammers we both know your in Yorkshire and have relations with the lanky chancer...

tell him i'm unimpressed he's had the magical vaccine..bob

didn't have my man G down as a brainwashed sheep

Yeah he bottled Jonny and is regretting it...

hope he doesn't do a Marvellous Marvin

RR isn't a problem, just keep plugging away and we win

Yeah poor Marv! His Mrs needs to come out and tell the World

Yeah he bottled Jonny and is regretting it...

Story of his life

Mar 23, 2021 -- 4:25PM, bobweenit wrote:

Come on Ammers we both know your in Yorkshire and have relations with the lanky chancer...

MK now bobby, Sheffield days are long behind me

Tom said

We've got this

Timmy knew !!!

can't access the exchange..page not coming up..anyone else finding this?

BF DOWN ffs

Same here johnny

Yup Betfair down

christ on a bike

Perfect timing Betfair as per usual

Mar 23, 2021 -- 4:32PM, SontaranStratagem wrote:

We've got this

mugfair down oh my

England had it and then decided not to

Still think 3 wickets is enough in the shed, India could bottle it

toss up who's the bigger handjobs..Betfair or Eng!

son stop digging

Everything down...?

absolute fighters he said,hes talking about 2 eng batters here

8 down
This is an unreal collapse

135-0 after 15 to this..Eng are THE most overrated t0ssers out there

an absolutely pitiful capitulation

The Exchange product is down due to some technical issues we've run into however this is being looked into at the moment.

We're doing our best to get it back up and running as soon as possible. Apologies to all affected.

That's ok then. Should be held culpable

Maybe we ain't winning

calllllllopsoooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I have 8k in the market and they can't do anything about it!!!!

good job all the bets struck prior to its going down were all winning ones

maybe some 'bug' has struck it

better get in touch with Von Der Leyen

You can't get the money out because nobody, including betfair, can access anything

Pauli, best of luck mate, it's sick....

The England collapse broke betfair

been there

What a ****how of a batting performance from England.

Imagine these 2 got England home now...oh the carnage

betfair should be used to that bob..plenty of previous

I think that crash has saved me from wasting more green, so I can't grumble too much

just needs 3/4 shots bob, market would go nuts

Mar 23, 2021 -- 4:50PM, johnnythebull wrote:

betfair should be used to that bob..plenty of previous

Yeah very iffy timing. Sure it's just a coincidence though

Eng bat deep..they fking choke deep!

Somebody said PULL THE PLUG!!

Mar 23, 2021 -- 4:48PM, peckerdunne wrote:

Pauli, best of luck mate, it's sick....

It's bloody disgraceful. If England win I'm buggered

think ur pretty safe there..pauli

Always got the mugb00k Paul for a max stake of 3.24p

Hope it works out pauli

all over

135/0

Thank christ for that! I had a green position of £2337 but had just placed an 8k trade in the market

that was embarrassing

Pretty impressive defeat

66666666666666666 fffffffffffffffffffffffff meeeeeeeeeeeeeee with a queen ann chair leg

ahead by 70 but lost by 66..............jesus

dats some choke from chokeville arizona

That's all she wrote

DeSSieReborn 23 Mar 21 14:55 
Yet again Roy chucks his wicket away. Now for the collapse.......

I won't say I told you so but I did. More predictable than Manchester United.Bring back hales and get new blood like Parkinson in. Too many of these "world class" cricketers in our team have become "comfy".

Cricket finishes betfair back up... just saying

Englandstan

Cooper, 18:14
had terrible diareer since i had the covid vax is that normal?

yes, does happen,cold or thirsty too, im told

Diarrhoea? I ain't shocked that's one of the side effects, its irony 101

Not cooper I'm talking about but the vaccine and the virus with the squits being the irony

Cooper, 19:37
what do i do if i run out of toilet roll? is it ok to use kitchen towel?

I've told him toilet roll - kitchen roll and then the paper doilies

honestly!

Tell him to use both sides

then lick and re-use..save the planet

For those of you in contact with Grant, please pass on my regards. Always had a good banter with him and the forum is not as entertaining without him

Been watching Breaking Bad ( for the first time ) since I got the Magic Cure on Monday. No real side effects to report.

Oh and Captain’s Log.........SOLID!