I will get home from work, tired and hungry, to find the house is a mess and nothing has been planned for dinner.
My opening gambit will probably be a sarcastic jibe asking "have we been burgled?" to which she will respond with something about it mostly being my mess anyway. I may then ask what is for dinner to which will probably answer "don't know...what are you making" to which I will respond that she has had all day to prepare something and I'm off for a kebab instead. She might attempt a simple "don't hurry back" or maybe something more juvenile.
If you were a butler when she married you, you can't blame her really. She has had to put up with oars bracketed to the bedroom ceiling and rowing machines in the lounge all her married life, so cut her some slack.
If you were a butler when she married you, you can't blame her really. She has had to put up with oars bracketed to the bedroom ceiling and rowing machines in the lounge all her married life, so cut her some slack.