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04 Jun 20
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If you read the marvel and dc comics as a kid in the back of your mind you knre the villains were kinda dumb.
The vulture would rob banks... He built wings that allow flight.... Sell the technology and make a billion.
The wizard, again he diva technology billionaire if he sells his tech.
Molecule man.. Tried to take over newyork? He can rrearrange atoms , basically make ananything he likes. Gold statues, islands, he can write his own ticket.
Really stupid villains that need a business manager.
The vulture would rob banks... He built wings that allow flight.... Sell the technology and make a billion.
The wizard, again he diva technology billionaire if he sells his tech.
Molecule man.. Tried to take over newyork? He can rrearrange atoms , basically make ananything he likes. Gold statues, islands, he can write his own ticket.
Really stupid villains that need a business manager.
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Just like Trump
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Whenever Batman was caught, usually at the end of the first episode, the villain would have him tied up in some elaborate contraption, bit like the Mousetrap game.
Batman would always escape from this, why didn't the villain just shoot him in the head when they captured him? |
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We just know one day Elon Musk is going to be exposed as either an Ironman style superhero, or a Supervillain.
Maybe all those little satellites aren't for communication but for something far worse? Like he presses a button and they form into light emitting non politically correct words and phrases and hover above US liberal arts colleges. "There are only 2 Genders". "Not everything Trump says is wrong". The Evil B*stard. |
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Elon Musk,s superpower is creative accountancy. He has supposedly been bbankrupt in tElsa for yrs.
James bond was captured in goldfinger for 75 percent of the film. Then escapes at critical time. |
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The silver surfer wasn't a villain but he cwould convert matter to energy. All our trash would vanish overnight.
Spiderman has a webbing which is a temp superglue. Millionaire? Medusa... International hair products and modelling? The prowler, metal claws to cloning to buildings, climbing sports leisure industry millionaire Hydra agents... Loaded with sob much aadvanced tech they wwould swallow apple like a peanut. Trillion dollar comany? Wasters . Get a job... |
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Even if someone really did obtain superpowers, there's no guarantee they'd actually use them.
Just because you could run as fast as The Flash doesn't mean you'd bother to do so. It sounds like a lot of effort to me. Shall I rob a bank? Shall I stop a bank robbery? Or shall I just just sit at home watching the racing on the box? |
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robbing a bank is probably more of an adrenaline rush than a horse race.
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I count myself lucky to have been a kid when comics were great.
I dread to think what they're like now. Wokey AF if the pathetic excuse for movies are anything to go by. |