The Daily (De)Presser

Gee-gee's back next week

So we now follow the clinicians, not the scientists

"Football is coming back"
Must have been sorely tempted to see "football's coming home"

well i'm bot feckin (de) presserred!!!! Even though Charley will get the usual earful from my mancave

serious question, i just missed his comments then, are you allowed to play snooker with one other, and can you do weight training with another, of course indoors/

you,ve got love the irony of someone recommending outside exercise,whilst telling everyone to get their arris in an armchair to watch the racing and football,

at least TAM unlike yesterdays moron acknowledging increase in positive tests

272,826 confirmed cases, up 2,445 from yesterday
except that yesterday they reported 271,222, so an apparent increase of 1,604

FIE effects, FAILUIRE IN ENGLAND day,

May 30, 2020 -- 4:09PM, elisjohn wrote:

serious question, i just missed his comments then, are you allowed to play snooker with one other, and can you do weight training with another, of course indoors/

No specific mention for the Snooker Loopy amongst us

i hope i never ever have to listen to this twots ramblings & "ahus" again when this calms down - or is taken off air. Someone ask him about planes landing please

THX, probably not indoors

DOGGING and PERTUNING ,taking a big hit with toilets closed,

i do weight training with my good lady more often than i like

W

who the flying feck is he looking at?

BREAD N BUTTER ,shamu up until last week hancock ignored them and didn't want to use them

No bread and butter in the Hancock household, just lots of cake

When did Chesney join the Cabinet and is Gemma his adviser ?

This bloke should be called Tim, except he's not nice

bread n butter no good to the likes of hancock,champagne or bust

Van Tam make no apology for that landed.

Dowden joined the Conservative Research Department in 2004, moving to PR company Hill & Knowlton in 2007, before returning to the Conservative Party in 2009.

He then worked as a special adviser, and David Cameron's deputy chief of staff, where he said most of his time was spent on "day-to-day crisis management".

Dowden was regarded as having expertise in the attacking form of political communications, leading to comparisons with Alastair Campbell.

When standing as MP for Hertsmere, among the policy priorities Dowden highlighted in his campaign were improving transport infrastructure, preserving green belt land and improving education. Dowden opposed Brexit prior to the 2016 referendum.

In January 2018, Dowden was promoted to Parliamentary Secretary to the Cabinet Office, as part of Theresa May's cabinet reshuffle.

Appointed Minister for the Cabinet Office and Paymaster General by incoming Prime Minister Boris Johnson on 24 July 2019 in succession to Dr Jesse Norman, Dowden was sworn of the Privy Council the next day.

So having tried SAGE and finding we don't like it, we will now try PARSLEY, ROSEMARY and THYME... 

someone wants to tell TAM
TTT IS SHOITE

AND AS FOR PUBLIC COMPLIANCE LOOK AT PICS OF BEACHES TODAY,

so TAM predicting spike

LONDON (Reuters) - After a near three-month shutdown, all competitive sport in Britain can resume from June 1 behind closed doors provided strict conditions are met, the government said on Saturday.

The first major live event is expected to be the 2000 Guineas Stakes horse race at Newmarket on June 6.

oh ffs get this twot off! And i ask again - who the feck is he looking at? You're not in a poncey 12 hour metting about sandwcihes now ye twot

"Don't tear the pants out of it"

That's a good un even for mr angry

500,000 on beaches today would that constitue TEARING THE PANTS OF IT

back-slapping shîte

UP Here in north east would be known as

RIPPING THE ARRIS OUT OF IT

People are so confused and p!ssed off with all of the confused messages, lies, exaggerations and obfuscations that they are just going to do as they please, if they weren't doing that already. The only ones that will continue to incovenience themselves for the greater good will be the old, infirm and vulnerable groups who have no choice. After the conduct of Johnson and Cummings, most people willl just say: "Phuk it! I'm going to do what I want", and to hell with the consequences. Our leaders have lost any moral authority they may have had, and they seem to be ignoring most of the science, anyway.

Van-Tam very careful with his comments - "Dido Harding says it's ready"

whatever happened to .8?

good question & he's fecked

KEEP GIVING REASONS why measures shouldn't be lifted

he's "very careful" cos he's a feckin eejit

they are always very careful to pre-empt the blame in some one else's direction, just in case.

TAM LYING OR NOT LISTENING

no difference between the worlds fiitest man getting it and the worlds unfittest man getting it,whether your aged 5 or 105, he,s describing outcomes once you've got it, shocking  misinformation

egotistical twot; i saw that

of them so called 8000 outside of hospital,care homes,care in community,the elderly will be the smallest amount getting it ,it those 8,000,there the ones shielding ,falling the social distancing guidelines,

TAMS A MUPPET

1st TP climbing aboard my crusade; wonder if i can turn him into a whiggy tory

300 A day dying

8000 positive tests

and its like a poor mans MOTD might as werll get wrighty and shearer on

Robbie savage got the wrong email,

Harding doing a great job of passing the baton to the numpty boffin; may as well pass a rope

Still 8000 new cases of Covid-19 a day, is that correct? If so, that is a very high figure after 10 weeks of lockdown, I'd have thought. If true, how Prof Van Tam cannot give details of the new cases eg area, ethnicity, age and sex? Surely, these info will be on the admission form of each new patient.

Famous last words regarding scamming and phishing "I don't think people are going to fall for this" ~ Prof Van-Tam 30 May 2020 

could someone do track and trace positive on pinatubo, ive layed him for 2000 gns

because they only no where 2,400,are try and keep up ,rest is a guesstimate based on modelling

There has been an average of 2,183 new daily reported cases since 20 May.
The 8,000 figure is an estimate from surveying and associated statistical modelling.

i layed it 3 times last season. Lesson learned for me

theres up to 60,000 a week getting,plus some of last weeks 60,000 still with symptons,so probably a rolling 100,000 a week carrying the virus around with them,different ones ever fewy wee,sk

cut him orf!!!

my god he's turned into Winnie

Cummings will be having a word in Johnson's shell like, Van-Tam will not be back.

TAM wont be muzzled ,but didn't go the whole way but went as close as anyone to saying cummings broke the rules,but as the police said he did,he still couldn't bring himself to say it on air

jwe can but hope

that's 3 looking for buses now

I detected a hint of rank breaking from Prof van Tam on the question about Mr Cummings was "the rules applied for everyone".

A bit more than a hint.

Q. 8,000 new infections every day in England, who’s getting infected?”

A. “We need to get to the bottom of that”