Fraudlough, anyone still on it?

There's a few teachers on this forum who will have to be dragged kicking and screaming to work.
Lazy, lazy, lazy

"puts virtual hand-up"

Just 8.4 million

By mid June no one will be on it

Just like the lockdown there in name only to paint a false narrative

I'm on it and I am loving' it large!

I would be happy to be on it until October!

The Conservatives have lost the plot. i think the sight of the Italian hospitals being overrun put the fear of God up them and they rightly thought if ours went the same way the people would hold them to account and they were right to think that!

So to save the Conservative Party, old people have been sent to die because they needed to save the NHS!

Sorry I digress, It is called the Job Retention Scheme! I wonder how many jobs will be retained? Ashley that is unfair because many will but in reality many firms are going to the wall and the Furlough has just put it off or moved it down the road. Some industies should never have stopped working but because of Government incompetence here we are!

Funny but can you imagine the clamour if a labour Government did this? Where are all the Tories, they should be up in arms about this.

The New Socialist's est arrive! marchon marchon! What next...the rich being made to pay their fair share?

Still on it. Have been since the start. I reckon another few months yet.

Might be August before employer has to pay anything. I'll settle for that but I want to go on Holiday when I get get a flight far far away.

Guilty as charged, shirker not worker reporting in.

It has been the best thing any Government of any colour has done for the middle classes of Great Britain, ever!

Being paid to sit in the sunshine and reflect on the meaning of life is priceless...

Give a wham give a bam but don't give a damn
'Cause the benefit gang are gonna pay!

Being paid to sit in the sunshine and reflect on the meaning of life is priceless...


hmmn...why am I doing this?

A truly great question!

im with whisperdeath, the only thing a tory gov has every given me, albeit I know I will have to pay it back in higher taxes etc somewhere down the line
still where's my next beer...

Where's your next beer?  I hope in the fridge!

Having visited a major supermarket this morning in the Midlands there were plenty of toilet rolls, but empty shelves and freezers where the beer and lollipops are usually kept...

You can't stop the British from enjoying the sunshine

Good luck to the seaside resorts this weekend!

downing street spokesmen confirmed at the lobby we,re still officially at level 4 ,
even though this weekend people will be acting as though we,re at level one or 2, ,

with  the blessing of witty and valance who can blame them

FINNISH ,Firms  need to re apply from 10 th of june , plus will be expected to work part time where possible ........

Ends in November. 70% in October and 60% in October. Staggering bailout.

New system H all firms have to re apply from June the 10 th I thought ??

maxed out corbyns credit card months ago,

no, but got the self  employed betting tank top up!

I am in the middle of a terrible dilemma.

Meet the boys by the water at 2:30 or the Mrs and her mates at Kensington Park at 5?

Don’t be a smartarse either. You know what will happen if I meet the boys!

Maybe I should just order some flowers for Sunday morning?

Furlounge surely ?

Whisperingdeath
29 May 20 19:41 Joined: 25 Dec 11 | Topic/replies: 27,715 | Blogger: Whisperingdeath's blog
I am in the middle of a terrible dilemma. You know what will happen if I meet the boys

woah richi richi, richi richi richi sunaaaak!
woah richi richi

as he sinks another estrella

you're my bestish friend in whole world

I've got the best sun tan I've ever had.

layingisthewayforward 29 May 20 20:13 Joined: 08 Sep 05 | Topic/replies: 2,558 | Blogger: layingisthewayforward's blog
I've got the best sun tan I've ever had.

Same here and never earns so much money due to staff shortage god bless fraudlough

the right wing money tree sorry forest,

furlough has been a gold mine for some ...a real blessing

paid  for sunbathing in the garden  for 3 months 

Ok I told the missus I was going for a drink with the boys and I am disappointed that she would think I would turn up drunk when she was with her friends!

Feck I hope I don’t get drunk!

oh ..that ain't working , that's the way you do it 

get your money for nothing

Well I hope I don’t get any chicks!

The Mrs will not be happy!