Worst films seen.

Last Tango In Paris for starters.

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

One of those films where people were falling over themselves to like, even though it was awful.

Managed to sneak into the Cinema as i was well under age....What a load of fackin sh1te.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6O30nJ02PU

FANTASY ISLAND (2020)


I gave it a go...

Fabulous
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
One of those films where people were falling over themselves to like, even though it was awful.

I thought the same about Grand Budapest Hotel.

For a real shocker though, try CA$H starring Sean Bean. Truly awful.

two Js
Jaws the Revenge
Joker

Jaws the revenge. Was that the Michael Caine effort? Really was bad.

yup

The Sixth Sense

Given that the film was pitched as having a great twist, I refuse to believe that anyone can watch this and not call the twist right at the start of the film. It’s so bloody obvious.

The Sixth Sense...

Joker...

These are my favorite movies...

Rita, Sue and Bob was dreadful but the sequel was good.

Also have to give a huge mention to
Arrival, the biggest load of tripe i've ever seen, managed to watch it all the way through, waiting for something to happen, but it never did! The write up it got in the paper with 5 stars made me watch it but the biggest waster of over 2 hours of my life ever.

The film had its world premiere at the Venice Film Festival on September 1, 2016, and was released in the United States and Canada by Paramount Pictures on November 11, 2016. It grossed $203 million worldwide and received praise for Adams's performance, Villeneuve's direction, and its exploration of communicating with extraterrestrial intelligence. Considered one of the best films of 2016, Arrival appeared on numerous critics' year-end lists[4] and was selected by the American Film Institute as one of ten "Movies of the Year".[5]

It received eight nominations at the 89th Academy Awards, including Best Picture, Best Director, Best Cinematography, Best Adapted Screenplay, and won for Best Sound Editing. It also received Golden Globe nominations for Best Actress for Adams and Best Original Score for Jóhann Jóhannsson,[6] and was awarded the Ray Bradbury Award for Outstanding Dramatic Presentation and the Hugo Award for Best Dramatic Presentation in 2017.[7][8] The score by Jóhannsson was nominated for Best Score Soundtrack for Visual Media at the 60th Grammy Awards

Hate to think how bad the other 7 nominations must have been.

Another film raved by many which I have yet to see to the end, (tried twice), is Inception. wtf?

Arrival.what an absolute pile of steaming sh1te.

Anything by Wes Anderson(including Grand Budapest Hotel).  He goes for zany and misses.

Joker was one of my favourite Movies ever i have to say.

Tree Of Life (nap)
The closet I have ever been to walking out of the cinema before the end, many others did.

Shape Of Water !!

"Left Behind" (2014).  What was Nicolas Cage thinking of?!

I actually like The Gauntlet . You have to remember a lot of Clint's films of the mid-70's had their tongue firmly in their cheek. He started to lean more towards humour and didn't mind taking the mick out of his own screen persona. The action was a bit over the top, but I think it was slightly self-aware.

May 22, 2020 -- 1:15PM, acey deucy wrote:

Shape Of Water !!

That's a great film

Everyone to their own hfink, but to me it just totally overdid the shooting scenes, how long did they shoot into the coach, must have gone on for 1/2 hour at least.

Widows 2018 ‧ Crime/Drama

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nN2yBBSRC78

It's a good point stewarts. Maybe I should watch it again and re-evaluate, it's been a while since I last watched it (I might also be very Clint biased, esp being a fan of his 60's and early 70's stuff). But my impression has always been that it was not one of Clint's 'serious' efforts, and it was to be taken lightly. The cops lining up like that in the streets to attack the (albeit 'armoured') bus, as you say is not realistic in any sense. But then again, if we didn't have that scene I guess the film would have been called something else, lol.
The film also has a Jerry Fielding score, which is always a bonus, as he did some good work for films in the 70's.

But it's all very subjective, as you say stewarts. As we've seen in the list already, some people like the films that other people seem to hate. Which is all good for discussion of course

On Clint's other films, I used to think The Eiger Sanction was pants, but when I watched it again a few years back, I didn't think it was all that bad. Not one of Clint's great movies by any means, but decent entertainment. I guess it's funny how opinions can change like that.

worst seen at the cinema:

Star Wars Phanton Menace
Harry Potter Prisoner of whatever

The Sixth Sense is the only film I’ve walked out of half way through. Glad I did too.

There has been an abundance of worse films made though.

True Grit, terrible and the remake was even worse. cheers.

I would need to be in a cinema to watch a bad film all the way through. If I don't like em at home they're gone. Turned Sleepless off the other night, and probably waited half an hour too long.

one called evolution it had that fella fox mulder of the x files in it ! tough choice between having a shyte and eating it and watching that again .

any film with vin diesel ,adam sandler,jason statham in i turn them off wont even give em a chance fookin shyte.

another b,stard was one called shoot em up !

I thought Sleepless was pretty good, Saddo. I don’t finish half the films I start watching.

Tbf it was on straight after a better and more thoughtful film, but I found it relentless nonsense really.

One mans junk, and all that.

Avatar for me.

I agree Avatar and also Charriots of Fire .....both very boring

clint has made some liquid brown stuff,lot of  flagwaving guff

repetitive guff if you please, Erwin

Anything made nowadays is usually woke garbage

I mean that ridiculous movie Suicide Squad ffs, had to give up 40 minutes in it was that bad, and Will Smith who I've liked in just about all his movies even soiled that great record by starring in it as well

So bad it wasn't even funny

boxing helena

try and watch a mike leigh pile-happy go lucky,fffffffffffffffffffffff hell,whay was it even made

There are about 450 thousand ffilms that are listed somewhere . I sadly have seen about thirty thousand. Suspension of belief is necessary to view any fiction. Arnold strong is no great actor. But I like his films. Waterworks for sheer scale was turgid. The cost cannot be explained. Money laundering comes to mind. Wolf of wallstreet was used to boost investments of Philippines presidents son. As an example. I personally hate Dr Zhivago . Love the sets. The snow. But it's so boring.

Water world. This phone is ... Utter crap

The Blair wich project made on a budget of  £150

You can add the reboot to Jurrasic Park to the list, watched 20 minutes and nope no more, why do they insist on making it darker and more political ffs?

The reason the first 2 films (with Spielberg running the show to be fair) were so good was because they toned it down and had flawed but lovable characters, Hammond the old git who's heart was in the right place but had no idea what he was getting into being a good example

Oh lets have loads of people running round screaming whilst being attacked by CGI, we don't need to develop the characters we can just tell the audience this is a family and they should care about them because of that

Fack off. Not one ounce of character development in any films today, just thrown together and no charisma or bond between the characters whatsoever

The remake of the karate kid and any other film where the cast change colour

Oh Christ maca

Karate Kid 1 was good but the others I'm not that bothered about esp the 3rd one which is utter trash

10? 15? years later, I can still taste the disgust I felt at the awfulness of `Lost in Translation`.

Jonathan Living Seagull
La La Land are the worst two films I have been forced to watch

True Grit, terrible and the remake was even worse. cheers.


Sorry but this has been bugging me   Vaguely remember the original with John Wayne, watching as a kid..

The remake in my opinion was just superb ... All about opinions i suppose..

Movie 43.

i think macarony has over estimated the budget