Self Employed Income Support Scheme Gravy Train

I partly agree leif....I was a bit sheepish making my claim last night. However, this economic crash was a choice made by this government. Tax and vat rises will follow. I see the grant as an insurance against those tax rises.

Be in no doubt, we and our kids/grandchildren will be paying for this self inflicted crash.

Others couldnt wait..

Tottenham and England footballer Dele Alli was held at knifepoint during a burglary on Wednesday morning. Beaten and robbed.

We may have to get used to incidents such as this as it will only get worse

Self Employed the biggest scroungers on the planet. Dodging tax here dodging tax there. Hardly contribute towards the NHS etc but the first to yell out. Awful awful people.

I'm such a lazy bestard for working 60 hour weeks for last 30 years, i'm going to s punk all my grant on betfair how wonderful it is money for nothing.

I see Steve Voltage is still bitter!

I can claim my free money tomorrow, or Saturday. Happy days!!


I will have to bump Steve’s thread again. It’s worth a laugh for the hypocrisy alone.

me too kenbo tommorow

a nice boost for the betting tank when it all starts again

The propuntering community is definitely starting to feel a bit left out right now.

You pro punters have got more than enough!

the missus is self employed .................and she is eligible too ............double bubble !

kenbo with your bonus you can go pro!

There are many Self employed begging for Universal Credit or 'interruption loans'etc.

Have to empathise with those who recently went it alone as a one-man band or set up a business promising jobs for others.

Another thing to note is that the CJRS and SEISS schemes have been set up and assisted by people working from home.

Had it not been for the technology that enables people to collaborate and create 'new' platforms and systems to implement them, there would be no financial bailouts.

Country would be stood 2 metres apart in queues for the soup kitchens having spent hours on end cap in hand for a giro.

if theres free soup going the right wing,strivers,will be at the front,all scratching about to get their hands on grants,loans,furloughs,uni credit,thej moaning about the debt been built up

Grant? Does it have to be paid Back ??

nah

I’ve got a nice tax rebate due as well, Foyles! I might join the 1.01 brigade for a bit.

There’s quite a few who have missed out, Leif. Gotta feel sorry for all of them.

HMRC may save more lives than the NHS.

Doubt they'll get a round of applause for turning up at the office or working off their kitchen tables with the children running amok.

HMRC heroes ffs

Who'd have thought

This is another generous lump sum payment/handout from March to May. And, post this if still unable to work eg hairdressers, driving instructors/examiners, etc, and given this is very unlikely to be extended (like furlough) one can go straight on to Universal Credit and more of the same even though payment is only monthly; a secured stream of income since March for doing next to nothing with little expenses incurred.

One off payment of 3 months then Universal Credit to follow. Is that not wonderful if one can get it? And, it's all with the blessing of government and HMRC.

The grant is subject to taxation Imp and paid on condition you intend trading 20/21.

Speculation that the threshold will be lowered to 30k trading profit if next round of bailout prevails.

Debts don't die with soul traders going out of business.

Plenty of pain to come.

must congratulate the gov on the timing of this bonus, it should reach us just in time for when the racing starts ! respect !

seriously tho, that bit of wedge could enable me to take on an assistant, so a job could be created with that bit of aid .

The self employed pay National Insurance in annual tax returns, I pay about £800-£900 a year and the small class 2 payment as well. But we have to find work constantly, price jobs in our own time, it's never been the gravy train that the paye make out. 2 sides to a coin. Had 2 months at home, this dollar is needed. Its the guineas soon as well.

The guy said we're all scroungers, first money off govt since 1993

yep no holiday pay for us ,if its bad weather a week of rain or snow  no work for me and no pay

As I said earlier, he’s very bitter about it.

I bet you’ve already claimed this morning hey, Foyles.

8am for me tomorrow. I might even set my alarm to get me up. I can manage one day without a lay in!

Injeera

You say you were a bit sheepish to apply for the grant . That is because you are bothered about what other people think . I will tell you now I DO NOT GIVE A TOSS . I will get my 6k grant and spend the absolute lot quickly .
Working hard all your life is only for COMPLETE MUGS . The powers are laughi g at you .
Enjoy these times because I am .

not claimed it yet kenbo the missus will take care of it ,i am shyte at that sort of thing  i would fook it up somehow ,have only just found out how to text and it takes me ages to do that ,would be quicker phoning rather than texting tbh . the missus  as with most women i suspect can text with the smart  phone in  one hand with her thumb and hold a conversation with the house phone in the other hand

I bet you have no problem putting in a ‘keep bet’ though!

that seems to come naturally!

kenbo i have been getting up 6.30 am near on every morning , watched plenty of telly and on here most of day ,its tiring  this lazing about so i have a kip on the sofa about 3 o,clock in the afternoon  for an hour or 2

I never had a time slot but just went on there and done it, no problem. Didn't get a reminder you had to wait, so crack on.

You have a similar schedule to me, Foyles. I feel like I’m living a pro punters life!

I got a time and a date I could claim from, Loui.

Yeah I never got one for some reason. I went on and done it there and then. There's hardly anything to do on it. Very simple. Hmrc spreading it out a bit probably doing, alphabetical order. Feel sorry for Zach Zimovic

100 % with ZEALOT, well said!

I got my 1100 quid today . Serves me right for being a lazy bugger, but I've done a shltoad for 7 months last year and it doesn't count