GARDEN CENTRES

1TP will be out getting his pansies as we speak

I would have no problem taking my mum to a decent Garden Centre.

Popped into my local one this morning and spent a fiver on some tomato plants for the greenhouse.

The centre's not very big, but they've marked out a simple one-way system with big white arrows. The only other customer was an OAP in a facemask wheeling a trolley in the wrong direction.

The only other customer was an OAP in a facemask wheeling a trolley in the wrong direction.

Back to normal already

MINUS 5 IN PLACES LAST NIGHT,PEOPLE GETTING A BIT EXCITED A BIT EARLY

PLUS 4 OVERNIGHT MINIMUM IN SOMERSET. NO PROBLEMS.

Why do I keep calling it a facemask instead of just a mask? There's nowhere else the OAP was going to tie it, is there?

Went in today . was ok , no hassle . Didn't have what I was after but still managed to knock out eighty notes .

I had to queue outside to get in, only 65 people allowed into the centre at a time, big centre, but there was no where near that many people there, maybe 25 or so, strange. Guy on the door and all staff all had massive shields covering their whole faces, like the police wear, had to laugh when he tried to take sips from his coffee, tilted his head far back and pushed his shield up to get the coffee cup to his lips, spilt it.