Why Can't Johnson Go For A Walk Without A Large Coffee?

Starbucks are paying him millions to walk around with a Costa cup

Surprises me how many people walk into work with a 3 quid coffee every day. Only one where I work, but he's the one always skint and avoiding debt collection firms.

F*ck me, the bloke can't even go for a walk without some busybody sneering.

Hope he didn't have to queue too long.

Get Caffeine Done Bozza

Then you can Stay Alert Bozza

doris is such a no mark,no threat,non entity ,he can walk around a park,without a thought of anyone taking him out

When he could be on here getting ignored all day and night.

Why does everyone go for a walk with a large coffee??

I don't go for a walk with a large coffee, or any other size of coffee, so no idea.

Should've read anyone, not everyone. He's certainly not alone.

An inspiring thread, let's castigate the bloke for having a coffee

Errol Flynn was often too pished to play his film roles so the studio banned booze from the set. A couple of days later Errol turned up with just half a dozen oranges, munched away at them and filmed his scenes. Later it was discovered he had injected the oranges with syringes full of vodka.

It is well documented that our PM has a strong preference for another liquid(its not tea).

The question is why drink Costa Coffee?

I mean ok if you are gasping but if you have lackeys at your disposal get a decent cup of smudge ffs. I mean a large has got to be £2.75 upwards. A bag of ground Java Sumatra is £8 at Whittards. With all the pressures of the job you’d think he owes it to himself to have a decent cup.

Questions about his judgement not helped by his choice of coffee imho!

"Hoy, Johnson, what's with the rubbish coffee and what's with the rubbish your ministers spout each and every day "

Coffee helps you stay alert

The only good thing about that photo is the depth of field.
It's clearly not a camera phone, it's an old school focal length proper camera with an open aperture, operated by someone with the knowledge to not make it focus on the 3 on the scooters in the background.

It's a pro pap in amongst the security detail :)

May 10, 2020 -- 2:50PM, Just Checking wrote:

The only good thing about that photo is the depth of field.It's clearly not a camera phone, it's an old school focal length proper camera with an open aperture, operated by someone with the knowledge to not make it focus on the 3 on the scooters in the background.It's a pro pap in amongst the security detail :)

I've got dual aperture on my Samsung note 10
It definitely allows you to take better photos

Anyone else seeing the similarity between Boris and Beaker from the Muppets in that pic?

May 10, 2020 -- 12:52PM, Angoose wrote:

"Hoy, Johnson, what's with the rubbish coffee and what's with the rubbish your ministers spout each and every day "

Stinking filthy labour activists everywhere

Perhaps he was merely inquiring as to where Johnson was getting his hair cut whilst the barbers are all closed.

or why he put  a stone on whilst in intensive care most people lose a couple of stone

maybe it has his directions back home written on it?

Orange is a colour that suits nobody. Horrible colour.
Either the guy on the left is Dutch, or wants to be.
IMHO nuke him from orbit. Harsh but fair.

Yours
Just Cycle Repairs, Daamstraat 14, London AMS12-FFS.
(as of next month, nuke from orbit consideration clause applied)

Perhaps he was merely inquiring as to where Johnson was getting his hair cut whilst the barbers are all closed. Happy

Have another look. I think you'll find the conversation was the other way round.

By the way, can anyone think of any other Head of State on the planet who'd tolerate a scene like the one in the photo? Vladimir Putin? Xi Jinchink? Ursula von der Leyen?

Makes me proud to be British (and content to have voted for Boris).

A can of Special Brew would look better

The tube has been photoshopped out but he's actually having a walking coffee enema.

I hope he has a whisky in that coffee, he needs it!

Have another look. He had his haircut when he came out of hospital!

I see what you mean now. It does look like an NHS haircut.

Do you think he is a changed man?

I think he will be knifed in the back by his own fairly soon. Compassionate Conservatism is an oxymoron I think but I only attended State school, ironically a Grammar school!

I think he's what he always has been - someone who changes his view according to the way the wind's blowing, and makes it up as he goes along. It's precisely why I voted for him.

His followers are never going to drag me out into the street on a matter of principle or ideology, because he hasn't got any. And that's all I ask of a government.

Also, I don't think that it actually is an NHS haircut he's had. If it were, he'd be missing an ear or a scalp or something.

or something