Be Alert

Especially be a lert in garden centres, there are some very dodgy characters around

Dom is losing his touch.

I think I've seen the invisible assailant lurking outside my front door. What should I do please? I've tried phoning the police but they are too busy moving sunbathers and park bench sitters on and they are staking out a garden centre that may be selling plants before they die -apparently if not nipped in the bud, the garden centre may not go bust.

Going to bed soon, my shifts over. Wife about to start and then the eldest this evening. Stay vigilant everyone.

Don't worry the fields will still be free for you Aberdonian sheepshaggers.

Calm down flusher ya corpulent gammon ..get ootside and get yer little dibber on the go.

Even with the "stay at Home" Slogan the parks still got flooded at every glimpse of sunshine.Now if they change it to "Stay alert" you may as well lift all restrictions because most people will read it as Lockdown over.

not like the  DOM to find a long hand way to say herd immunity

be surprised if this doesn't go by 7 tonight already getting hammered on social media,media trashing it,wee krankie will completely disown it at lunchtime