To all our weathermen/girls

Hi, hi we're your weather girls
Ah-huh
And have we got news for you
You better listen
Get ready, all you lonely girls
And leave those umbrellas at home
Alright
Humidity is rising (uh rising), barometer's getting low (oh low, girl)
According to all sources (what sources now)
The street's the place to go (we better hurry up)
'Cause tonight for the first time (first time)
Just about half-past ten (half past ten)
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men (start raining men)
It's raining men, hallelujah, it's raining men, amen
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet
It's raining men, hallelujah
It's raining men, every specimen
Tall, blonde, dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean
God bless mother nature, she's a single woman too
She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do
She taught every angel she rearranged the sky
So that each and every woman could find her perfect guy
Oh, it's raining men, yeah
Humanity's rising (humanity's rising)
Barometer's getting low (it's getting low, low, low, low)
According to all sources (according to all sources)
The street's the place to go
'Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining man (start raining men)
It's raining men, hallelujah
It's raining men, amen
It's raining men, hallelujah
It's raining men, amen
It's raining men, hallelujah
It's raining men, amen
It's raining men, hallelujah
Oh oh oh oh
It's raining men
Tall, blonde, dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean
Hallelujah it's raining men

15 mins an hour still, on the BEEB news - that's 6 feckin hours a day!

It's almost as if nothing is happening in the world

The odd time I've watched the online BBC forecast recently, it seemed they'd been ordered to remind us about our "brief daily exercise" entitlement.

As for the weather forecasts themselves, I'd imagine a lot of people just want to know whether or not they will be able to get their washing dried outside, yet you never hear the forecaster say, for example:

If you live in London, I'd advise you to get your washing pegged out early, but get them in before two, because I think the showers will be arriving mid to late afternoon.

the feckers should just look outside or check de weather on their phones. Give the newscaster an extra 30 secs at the end of bulletins (just like they used to) & feck all of them off back to Exeter

well done in the pic quiz, GEORGE

Professor Ferguson has predicted 6 inches of snow this weekend . Why does everything revolve around '6 inches' in his role as predictor general ?

do people still watch real time tv in 2020 ? 

that would be the size of his mouth, Reynard

ye would think that the weather is far more important than the actual news; the way they cut off bulletins to rush to some gimp standing by a map, just to repeat the same shîte they said 20 mins previous! Everything stops on the BEEB for the weather

just fast forward through it

Approved lists of Baphormet's favourite music, best to worst (truncated)
1. Couldn't Stand the Weather, Stevie Ray Vaughan.
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5435461+. Anything by Weather Report.

weather in the morning on bbc them 2 blondes are nearly mucking each other out its that sickly

i shall accept the exquisite SRV as my No1, JC

No2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5Rjo_imHDE

everything stops for the weather on the Beeb

Why are the women/girls who do the sign language in the background so pig ugly?

wouldn't want to show the gimps up would be my guess

another collection of numpies that use "scientific evidence" to tell us it's going to be cold in January, that is until a gust of wind arrives & fecks that up.! A lot like when someone farts in a SAGE meeting

May 13, 2020 -- 6:02PM, twizzle22 wrote:

Why are the women/girls who do the sign language in the background so pig ugly?

If you were a piece of top totty, would you spend time learning how to sign or go clubbing instead?

QED.